Dreams

[Basra]

Sometimes I dream all the clan leaders met on the day of Arafat and forgave each other and formed a royal Saamale house with me being King.

What qabil is Samaale? Marehaan?

 

[Netflix]

What qabil is Samaale? Marehaan?

Samaale is the mythical ancestor of all qabils. It is where the name Somalia comes from.

 

[Cartman]

Has anyone noticed you can’t run in dreams, and when you try you’re always slow as f*ck. I looked it up and apparently I’m suppose to run on all 4s in dreams to be faster

 

[Netflix]

Has anyone noticed you can’t run in dreams, and when you try you’re always slow as f*ck. I looked it up and apparently I’m suppose to run on all 4s in dreams to be faster

U ever tried lucid dreaming bro

 

[Cartman]

U ever tried lucid dreaming bro

I’ve tried for years but my dumbass is to stupid to realize I’m dreaming

 

[Basra]

I’ve tried for years but my dumbass is to stupid to realize I’m dreaming

No huuno, what u r experiencing is sleep paralysis called sleep apnea

 

[Netflix]

I’ve tried for years but my dumbass is to stupid to realize I’m dreaming

Try when day dreaming to think of a red ball bouncing. Eventually you’ll see it in ur dreams that ur cue to know ur dreaming.

 

[Basra]

Samaale is the mythical ancestor of all qabils. It is where the name Somalia comes from.

King Samaaale sounds about right then!

 

[Netflix]

King Samaaale sounds about right then!

Now Imagine the army in gold and with khat raining from the skies my militia will unbearable And I will descend from the heavens with a laurel wreath made of khat and silver.

 

[Username]

I almost never remember dreams

 

[Netflix]

I almost never remember dreams

I guess some of us aren’t that lucky

 

[Netflix]

I’ve tried for years but my dumbass is to stupid to realize I’m dreaming

I always dream I’ve failed my exams every day every year before results day.

 

[J-Rasta]

My dreams were really good , In my dreams I never knew it was an actual dream , I was sleeping in my bed and dreamt of myself sleeping in that bed peacefully and quietly and dreamt again I was closing my eyes and could hear the humming sounds of a bird , again I fell asleep and dreamt that I was sleeping.
Then the alarm on my phone got me awake to remind myself for the morning joint and a work to commute but it was still a dream and once again I was asleep , I woke up from my dreams just find myself that was in a deep sleep , I dreamt thatI was in my bed comfortably sleeping hearing the sounds of rainfall.
I woke up , hesitantly, my eyes were tiring and wanted to shut them off , I get my briefcase and pulled a pre-rolled joint and light it up , I got very high and once again I hibernated , oh shit this was all in my dream and I was already asleep.
I woke up from my sleep and drank a coffee and sighed a what a dream while smoking my joint but I was in my dream and not awake.


My sleep got interrupted by the alarm and eventually I woke up
I smoked a joint and wondered if I was still in my dream.

A crazy Friday morning .

 

[Netflix]

My dreams were really good , In my dreams I never knew it was an actual dream , I was sleeping in my bed and dreamt of myself sleeping in that bed peacefully and quietly and dreamt again I was closing my eyes and could hear the humming sounds of a bird , again I fell asleep and dreamt that I was sleeping.
Then the alarm on my phone got me awake to remind myself for the morning joint and a work to commute but it was still a dream and once again I was asleep , I woke up from my dreams just find myself that was in a deep sleep , I dreamt thatI was in my bed comfortably sleeping hearing the sounds of rainfall.
I woke up , hesitantly, my eyes were tiring and wanted to shut them off , I get my briefcase and pulled a pre-rolled joint and light it up , I got very high and once again I hibernated , oh shit this was all in my dream and I was already asleep.
I woke up from my sleep and drank a coffee and sighed a what a dream while smoking my joint but I was in my dream and not awake.


My sleep got interrupted by the alarm and eventually I woke up
I smoked a joint and wondered if I was still in my dream.

A crazy Friday morning .

Damn sxb ur crazier than me I don’t like that.

 

[Netflix]

No wtf But i did dream about crazier things

Sxb u ever dream of WE WUZ.

 

[Fratello]

Sxb u ever dream failed all ur exams every day before results day.

Acc happened last night had two exams today and in my dream I failed them miserably

 

[qalanjoqoordheer]

Everyone dreams of their mom dying at some point I swear

I must be the odd1out cos that aint happen 2 me
I literally have the boringest dreams like floating blips and weird ass patterns

 

[greenvegetables]

PG-13 dreams about my crush

 

[Netflix]

PG-13 dreams about my crush

Elab I remember dreaming I got rejected by my primary school crush on a bus in front of my friends and family.

 

[Netflix]

I must be the odd1out cos that aint happen 2 me
I literally have the boringest dreams like floating blips and weird ass patterns

U tried lucid dreaming.