Either i am weird or they are weird!

[Farjano-Walad]

why do u say agaah>> Thats very savage and unbecoming. r u making fun of Caghdheer

you wish you heard agah, its what a man says to his wife before......

 

[Basra]

you wish you heard agah, its what a man says to his wife before......

agaah

 

[Farjano-Walad]

agaah

sorry basra, i am fasting and not in the market for another wife, maybe another caghdeer is around you,

 

[Basra]

sorry basra, i am fasting and not in the market for another wife, maybe another caghdeer is around you,

LOL

 

[Schematics]

So I went to dinner with my two aunts last night. (This is after Afur of course, for all those Ramadhan fasting cops)


Me and my aunts were eating luxuriously in this low dim light Italian restaurant, chit chatting and suddenly the table next to us sat two white men and an older heavier woman. Later with careful ease dropping I learned it was two brothers and their mother. There was tension in the air, which made my spirits puck up and listen.


Basically to shorten the long juicy drama, the two brothers were arguing about a girl and the mother was playing referee. The older brother was mad. He was dressed very well, and the younger brother dressed casual in jeans. The older brother said "Why did you steal my girl friend from me? U knew she was the one for me. I loved her"


And the mother would intervene and say, "Oh come now, lets not start about that "



and the younger brother casually said


" Bro, she is not worth it. She is trash but I have to admit she is good in bed"


So I was left there not preoccupied about these dumb brothers and their mother, but intrigued by the mystery woman causing this drama. How does her brain work?


And here comes my weirdness. Instead of focusing at the surface drama before me, I want to go deep, and psycho analyze a woman who is not present. (I guess my nosiness is unsatisfied? I want to consume everything?)




Why do women like Jerks??? Is the laws of Sexual attraction formula Jerks = good in bed? And is being good in bed the only thing good in a relationship?


We constantly watch romantic movies, and the girls always ends up with the "one"! Love and romance is fussed about. We never see reality in romantic movies. The reality of the girl being thrown like a doll in the bedroom by a smoking cigar jerk, and then she runs to her nice guy who shops sexy shoes for her and gently kisses her feet.



What ya think?

Women generally like bad boy types. Jerks keep winning all the time.

 

[Schematics]

This conversation sounds fake lol.

But it happens bc she wanted them both in different ways. A lot of times you don’t find the right stuff in one person. There’s been several times, including now, where I’ve wanted to squish several ppl into one “perfect” being, or have been into two people at once, even three, though there’s usually one that stands in a way that holds more value.

Probably, in a word, it’s greed. Or lust.

It would be funny if you were being played whilst you thought you were sampling the fools for your lust and greed.

 

[Basra]

Women generally like bad boy types. Jerks keep winning all the time.

@Schematics So which one are u? Nice or Jerk?

 

[Voltaire]

women will go for guys that don't lick their asses; the "bad boy" or "f*ck boy" type. Don't be fooled lads, they say they hate it but it's addicting and really its just female instinct in the end

 

[Basra]

women will go for guys that don't lick their asses; the "bad boy" or "f*ck boy" type. Don't be fooled lads, they say they hate it but it's addicting and really its just female instinct in the end

r u a fan of Voltaire?


and do u look like him?

 

[Schematics]

@Schematics So which one are u? Nice or Jerk?

I don't know. I guess it depends. I am not the type to accommodate ridiculous expectations no matter how much value a woman holds to me. There is nothing special about human beings in general. Everyone serves a purpose. And relationships are transactional in some ways.

You have to define what you think is being a jerk...

 

[Basra]

I don't know. I guess it depends. I am not the type to accommodate ridiculous expectations no matter how much value a woman holds to me. There is nothing special about human beings in general. Everyone serves a purpose. And relationships are transnational in some ways.

You have to define what you think is being a jerk...

1. do you ride a motorcycle

2. do u spit on the ground aggressively like runners have spasm in their knees?

3. Do u duck down like tuug when u see your booty call xalimos in the street approaching you?

 

[Voltaire]

r u a fan of Voltaire?


and do u look like him?

yes, but im not sure how i as a 20 year old somali dude am supposed to look anything like a 17th century cadaan french nigga :siilaanyolaugh:

 

[Basra]

yes, but im not sure how i as a 20 year old somali dude am supposed to look anything like a 17th century cadaan french nigga :siilaanyolaugh:

lol u have the spirit of an old soul .

 

[Schematics]

1. do you ride a motorcycle

2. do u spit on the ground aggressively like runners have spasm in their knees?

3. Do u duck down like tuug when u see your booty call xalimos in the street approaching you?

You have the weirdest fetish.

 

[Basra]

You have the weirdest fetish.

I just defined u a Jerk! lol

 

[Voltaire]

lol u have the spirit of an old soul .

lol why do you think that? if you knew me irl that would be far from the truth

 

[Schematics]

I just defined u a Jerk! lol

Confess it, the spitting you refer to is when you are having sex and he spits onto your face and slaps your chubby cheeks for some rough sex. The kind you dream about all day.

Stop being coy you old hag.

 

[Basra]

Confess it, the spitting you refer to is when you are having sex and he spits onto your face and slaps your chubby cheeks for some rough sex. The kind you dream about all day.

Stop being coy you old hag.

inaa lilaaah waa inaa ilehi rajiuuun

 

[Basra]

lol why do you think that? if you knew me irl that would be far from the truth

i can read your low energy. i am a witch, remember! ask @Reiko she fears me

 

[VixR]

It would be funny if you were being played whilst you thought you were sampling the fools for your lust and greed.

Sampling’s how you know what’s up. How would I know. I’m not their keeper and they are not my fools. Meanwhile one of my oldest friends is giving me energy I don’t know how to deal with when he knows I literally can’t deal with it rn, so I’m playing unperceptive.