Emotionally detached/scaredy cat men

[Seoul]

When a Somali brother approaches you "Haram akhi, i don't speak without my Wali present"

When an Arab brother approaches you yalla ya habibi ya hayati

Don't start that shit right now fam....just admit that u have no game and instead bax so baro how to talk to females

 

[Seoul]

really now

Chiiiiiileeeee bye

 

[ChickenOriental]

When a Somali brother approaches you "Haram akhi, i don't speak without my Wali present"

When an Arab brother approaches you yalla ya habibi ya hayati

Uff that's slander. Why would I want anything less than a somali man - uff nah man Somali Men Only saaxib. Laakin you talk enough about Arabs to let me know which team you bat for.

 

[ChickenOriental]

Dhegdheer was a cannibal woman, who ate kids....

I know that but how did the story end?

 

[AceofSom]

Chiiiiiileeeee bye

 

[Mckenzie]

Don't start that shit right now fam....just admit that u have no game and instead bax so baro how to talk to females

I'd shukaansi @ChickenOriental any day of the week, twice on Friday. But i'm worried her brothers and her Dad are going to f*ck me up and break my ribs

 

[AceofSom]

I know that but how did the story end?

I think she was eventually killed. I tried to block it out from my mind

 

[ChickenOriental]

I'd shukaansi @ChickenOriental any day of the week, twice on Friday. But i'm worried her brothers and her Dad are going to f*ck me up and break my ribs

Abu Tyrone would have issued a fatwa that the father shaves his beard so he is not fit to be a wali and would bypass him completely and give us a tele-nikah. This is why Somali men are losing the game. Persistence is key. Think to yourself: what would Noah do?

 

[ChickenOriental]

I think she was eventually killed. I tried to block it out from my mind

Somali fairytales: nightmare fuel.

 

[Seoul]

 

[Sixth]

But i'm worried her brothers and her Dad are going to f*ck me up and break my ribs

You're wrong for this

 

[Seoul]

Abu Tyrone would have issued a fatwa that the father shaves his beard so he is not fit to be a wali and would bypass him completely and give us a tele-nikah. This is why Somali men are losing the game. Persistence is key. Think to yourself: what would Noah do?

Looooool dead...I hope u guys are taking notes

 

[Bohol]

It could be that farahs are losing interest in halimos. It is not like back in the days when they were mad about them.
One of my Somali friends dates nothing but White/Chinese girls.

 

[AceofSom]

Your mean! I though we could be like bonnie and clyde

 

[Bernie Madoff]

If i like a girl i will actually go up to her and spit game. But i dont go up to girl if shes around her friends incase i get rejected it would look like a bigger L.

Some dudes are scared cause of fear of rejection. Once you get over that its all easy.

 

[AceofSom]

If i like a girl i will actually go up to her and spit game. But i dont go up to girl if shes around her friends incase i get rejected it would look like a bigger L.

Some dudes are scared cause of fear of rejection. Once you get over that its all easy.

A guy told me what's the worst that could happen if you approach a girl, she's will either like you or reject you.You only get a small bruise in your ego if she rejects u

 

[ChickenOriental]

It could be that farahs are losing interest in halimos. It is not like back in the days when they were mad about them.
One of my Somali friends dates nothing but White/Chinese girls.

Uff I need a Somali supremacist. If I find out the bradar been messing with ajaanib --- I'm bringing honour killings to the Horn, Araweelo style.

 

[Mckenzie]

Abu Tyrone would have issued a fatwa that the father shaves his beard so he is not fit to be a wali and would bypass him completely and give us a tele-nikah. This is why Somali men are losing the game. Persistence is key. Think to yourself: what would Noah do?

What makes you think we need to compete for you? Naa heedhe, Abu Tyrone haku guursado, best of wishes with the Apple Meher and cooking him Jollof rice when he's finished his community service shift

 

[RedStar]

@ this thread

I'd only stick around if I know the girl and I know she's the real deal. However, there's just no way in hell I'm running circles around one girl just to get to know her. There are too many fish in the seven seas for me to waste my time like that

 

[ChickenOriental]

What makes you think we need to compete for you? Naa heedhe, Abu Tyrone haku guursado, best of wishes with the Apple Meher and cooking him Jollof rice when he's finished his community service shift

Abu Tyrone maxaan ku falayaa? Don't cry.