Faaraxs, you want a woman like this?

[Ghengis Kaarhis]

Alternatively, a generous ATM that makes babies.

If that's all what a nigga would be to you then imma have to stop dis
A pure hearted geeljire like me deserves jeceel and warmth, I'm more than cold cash and a seed dispenser

 

[Sophisticate]

If that's all what a nigga would be to you then imma have to stop dis
A pure hearted geeljire like me deserves jeceel and warmth, I'm more than cold cash and a seed dispenser

I'm a warrior that needs extra resources to feed future solider spawn.

 

[Mehmet]

She will be perfect for @Yonis who looks like


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Wiilka miya

 

[Mehmet]

She will be perfect for @Yonis who looks like


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Wiilka miya loool

 

[Mukhalas]

That wasn't the point. You claimed women over 22 were all used. I've noticed men who have shadey pasts or trust issues often make this claim.

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Aah Sophie, now you make me feel like an idiot.

I was just shitposting abaayo.

 

[KillStreakIsCool]

lmao, she wants to get scooped up asap! and the waqooyi flare, mashallah

She is funny, cute, smart and traditional. Mashallah. What a beauty. Gabadhan oo kale waa in wiil yar sideedoo kale lagu daro wallah.

Well raised beautiful somali girl.

 

[KillStreakIsCool]

You don't need to make a public service announcement to inform the world that you are in high pursuit of a male breeding horse I mean Abdi (even if it's humorous). In fact, that sort of energy will certainly chase them away or worse make you a target for the wrong type of nimaan.

You have no sense of humour obviously Being serious all the time is a downer. Life is too short for being a stuck up waryaa. This girl is too hilarious and knows what she is doing. Prolly got the hits she was looking for, for the ratings.

 

[Odkac WRLD]

She just wanna come to the US of A.

 

[Southerner]

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[Sabu]

She seems like the type that would stab you while you’re asleep because she’s having mood swings.

" You cheated on me you doofar waxiid "

You did nothing she dreamt it all but she don't care about reality

 

[Nura]

Lol seen this girl on other platforms. she's hilarious but def batshit crazy. Also not 36 but like 29 I believe

 

[Shmurda]

If that's all what a nigga would be to you then imma have to stop dis
A pure hearted geeljire like me deserves jeceel and warmth, I'm more than cold cash and a seed dispenser

@Sophisticate wants to be the alpha in the relationship she wants to come back home slap her husband on the ass and ask what he made for dinner

 

[Ghengis Kaarhis]

@Sophisticate wants to be the alpha in the relationship she wants to come back home slap her husband on the ass and ask what he made for dinner

She's gonna tell the husband I expect you to walk around the kitchen with an apron naked during my peak fertilization days and you better know when that shit is

 

[Mercury]

lmao, she wants to get scooped up asap! and the waqooyi flare, mashallah

she could be a comedian

 

[mrlog]

lmao, she wants to get scooped up asap! and the waqooyi flare, mashallah

Hayaaay this is da typa halimo I’m looking for

@Gambar walaalo help a brotha out and get me her social contacts asap

Waa balan within a fortnight u’ll be hearing mushxarad ululululuuuuuu
Followed by mataaano within 9 months
This includes 3 months of crisis crossing the globe Honeymooning

Ogeysiis, my luuq is closed till further notice

 

[mrlog]

She talks at a 100mph. I stopped listening after 2 seconds

ninyo are u looking for a deaf/dumb halimo?

the crazy ones are known to be spicy for n bed
Trust me

 

[mrlog]

@Sophisticate wants to be the alpha in the relationship she wants to come back home slap her husband on the ass and ask what he made for dinner

or maybe @Sophisticate is da type who lugta ku walaaqa the Baasto when u ask her to cook Supper

 

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UPDATE

Our good sis is back!
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[Arabsiyawi]

lmao, she wants to get scooped up asap! and the waqooyi flare, mashallah

I'd propose to her if I knew her personally lol. She seems funny and very enjoyable to live with.

 

[Sophisticate]

@Sophisticate wants to be the alpha in the relationship she wants to come back home slap her husband on the ass and ask what he made for dinner

She's gonna tell the husband I expect you to walk around the kitchen with an apron naked during my peak fertilization days and you better know when that shit is

or maybe @Sophisticate is da type who lugta ku walaaqa the Baasto when u ask her to cook Supper

Me readings these characterizations like.

I'm noticing a trend. You're all gluttons for punishment and deeply yearn for a paternal figure to darbax you while in defenseless poses.