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my friend was rooming with this guy (her and her 3 year old daughter) last semester
![Damsel :damsel: :damsel:](/styles/theme/xenforo/faces/damsel.png)
crazy btch.
i dunno why she thought to room with a guy because that's dangerous ish right
she said the rent was cheap she would only pay 200 a month and it was a 2b 2br loft so it was a win. they would never cross paths. so she took it. plus he was a nerdy kid who had baasto fiino limps.
only 200!![Rejoice :rejoice: :rejoice:](/styles/theme/xenforo/faces/rejoice.png)
her father(!!!) being the considerate person he is decided to buy the geek a fleshlight as housewarming gift
he took ookiyalo boy out and went liquor shoping with him. bought a 8 pack budlight and cirocs and absolute vodka on deck. handed him the gift wrapped fleshlight and
he told him that it was misfortune to room with a girl you weren't fucking.![Francis :francis: :francis:](/styles/theme/xenforo/faces/francis.png)
apparently afar indhood was upset
begged my friend to take a selfie with the present so he could show my friends abo in retaliation
but he still kept the gift![Lolbron :lolbron: :lolbron:](/styles/theme/xenforo/faces/lolbron.png)
![Stevej :stevej: :stevej:](/styles/theme/xenforo/faces/stevej.png)
![Sureman :sureman: :sureman:](/styles/theme/xenforo/faces/sureman.png)
![Westbrookswag :westbrookswag: :westbrookswag:](/styles/theme/xenforo/faces/westbrookswag.jpg)
![Urgh :urgh: :urgh:](/styles/theme/xenforo/faces/urgh.png)
okay
my friend was rooming with this guy (her and her 3 year old daughter) last semester
![Damsel :damsel: :damsel:](/styles/theme/xenforo/faces/damsel.png)
crazy btch.
i dunno why she thought to room with a guy because that's dangerous ish right
she said the rent was cheap she would only pay 200 a month and it was a 2b 2br loft so it was a win. they would never cross paths. so she took it. plus he was a nerdy kid who had baasto fiino limps.
only 200!
![Rejoice :rejoice: :rejoice:](/styles/theme/xenforo/faces/rejoice.png)
her father(!!!) being the considerate person he is decided to buy the geek a fleshlight as housewarming gift
he took ookiyalo boy out and went liquor shoping with him. bought a 8 pack budlight and cirocs and absolute vodka on deck. handed him the gift wrapped fleshlight and
he told him that it was misfortune to room with a girl you weren't fucking.
![Francis :francis: :francis:](/styles/theme/xenforo/faces/francis.png)
![Ohhh :ohhh: :ohhh:](/styles/theme/xenforo/faces/ohhh.png)
![Feedme :feedme: :feedme:](/styles/theme/xenforo/faces/feedme.png)
but he still kept the gift
![Lolbron :lolbron: :lolbron:](/styles/theme/xenforo/faces/lolbron.png)
![Stevej :stevej: :stevej:](/styles/theme/xenforo/faces/stevej.png)
![Sureman :sureman: :sureman:](/styles/theme/xenforo/faces/sureman.png)
![Westbrookswag :westbrookswag: :westbrookswag:](/styles/theme/xenforo/faces/westbrookswag.jpg)
![Urgh :urgh: :urgh:](/styles/theme/xenforo/faces/urgh.png)