Figo changed us

[Bart Simpson]

I agree with you Mr Moh for once

What yiu doing here didnt you leave for good

 

[Pipit]

Lol dont get trigger cuz no one writes some for you

That would be weird

 

[Bart Simpson]

That would be weird

Lol

 

[Figo]

Who

The Atlanta nigga

 

[Bart Simpson]

The Atlanta nigga

SOULSEARCHING

 

[Bart Simpson]

The Atlanta nigga

She is coming for you she said i put figo in his place he dont mees with me anymore u gonba let her do tht to u

 

[Figo]

SOULSEARCHING

Yeah nigga

 

[Figo]

She is coming for you she said i put figo in his place he dont mees with me anymore u gonba let her do tht to u

What are you a bird? I could careless about what that dumb ass says or does.

 

[Bart Simpson]

What are you a bird? I could careless about what that dumb ass says or does.

Dont shoot the messenger i just deliver cuz u was saimying someone to tell u what she was saying about you

 

[Basra]

To put things into perspective, @sambuusi and I were in a horrible place when we first stumbled across the infamous @Figo . We were shivering in the cold rain, the water pelting down on us and soaking our raggedy clothes as we watched those YouTube videos that stimulated nature sounds during quarantine. Poor us, having to get our dose of nature from 8d audio and indoors Pokémon go.

@Figo passed by in his Honda Civic and saw our innocent faces and our poor forms suffering from our miserable conditions, being attacked by Abdi’s left and right for every movement we made on their so called turf “SSpot”. His kind soul took us in and treated us like his own, the only thing we had to do was post up on SSpot on the regular and give him a reaction or two to keep up his image. Or so we thought.

Soon enough, his intentions became clear. He tried to sell us off into a polygamous marriage with @Bart Simpson, a rival foreign exchange gang member that was the owner of a food truck that was going out of business. He would give out much dishes than he could ever take, and it was slowly adding up. The audacity! When we objected, instead of lending us his support, he took the side of the offender and decided to feast on his ignorance and use him as a platform for both free meals and a decoy for his enemies. He didn’t have to pay him, so of course he decided to cheap out and save having to put in the work on his own.

Soon, once he realized not putting in work meant lack of reactions he decided to make this one move that changed the game foreeeveer.

Along with my (and @sambuusi's newly found partial) preference for bariis, he came to an ultimatum. "Off to the curb you go" KULAHA the ego of a “lion” but the af of a shimbir. Like a bird he continued to chirp for reactions.

So me and Sambuusi are now gonna rebel everything he has ever taught us, and——

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@sambuusi cowriter of this thread thank you

@Figo waa qof fiigsaan

 

[Strike6times]

I give this a B

 

[Moh]

I agree with you Mr Moh for once

What's that supposed to mean? I speak nothing but facts abayo. Or should I call you akhi? I'm confused

 

[Karats]

u gonba let her do tht to u

This nigga Bart lowkey instigating