Finally a hot Somali guy: I love him!

[Gibiin-Udug]

NFL, I thought u were a fan of OBJ

Oh yeah I'm a fan of OBJ looks

 

[Jiron]

Oh yeah I'm a fan of OBJ looks

Get ready to root for the browns, every Sunday

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Get ready to root for the browns, every Sunday

Oh I will..


Go Atlanta Browns.... I can't wait.

 

[Jiron]

Oh I will..


Go Atlanta Browns.... I can't wait.

Cleveland my dear, Cleveland

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Your thread is b.s so it was the perfect place to bring it

Nayaa, go play in a busy freeway, wasaqaad.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Cleveland my dear, Cleveland

Cleveland as in Cleveland in Ohio?

Ohio?

Ewwwww.

 

[Timo Jareer and proud]

You wish ashy Abdis, you wish you looked like him!

OBJ ***heart eyes***

Naaya I am Isaaq ciidgalle you think I can not grow beard like that?

 

[SomaliWadaniSoldier]

She saw only Puntland men who have mostly calool. So she thinks all Somali men looks like them

 

[Mehmet]

He looks like the dude that would spend more time in the mirror than i do. Heck his eyebrow game is better than mine. No thanks!. Ashy Abdias stay like that just dont be smelly lol take a shower and wear decent pefumes. Thats all.

I heard that he is in the closet and so glad that he is off my team and plays for crazies in ohio now

 

[Mehmet]

His earrings lol. He looks like a Black guy from L.A. I’m open minded when it comes to personal style so long as he’s clean and mannered, up to and including tats, but I can’t shake earrings/piercings. Only I can be pierced.

You like sharing your man with other closeted men miya?

 

[Mehmet]

She saw only Puntland men who have mostly calool. So she thinks all Somali men looks like them

This guy would so be a tranny loving slander or a gay loving plander

 

[SomaliWadaniSoldier]

This guy would so be a tranny loving slander or a gay loving plander

I have testimonies of women from different regions in Somalia who said they favoured the men from Galgaduud, specialy Guriceel. I asked them why?
They said: "waa rag rag dhalay, real men whose fathers were also real men. We love to be dominated by them and wish to become submissive"
I: whats wrong with ur men(Jeeganlanders and Puntlanders)?
They said: we are the ones who wear the jeans and they wear dhirac.

I left with this face:

 

[Sol]

When was the last time you made a thread not related to Somali men?

 

[Muji]

Looool sis


Somali men are never built and tall at the same time

They are usually:
Short and fat
Tall and skinny
Dark and bald
Light skin and bald
Good looking and a criminal


Lmao there’s always a catch wallahi

 

[Arma]

I love Xalimos soo much, that I thought my Creole wife, was one and started speaking Somali to her, when I first met her:

Iska waraan quruxlay, sidee tahay maanta? Quruxdaada, mootada iga tuuray.

That was my first ever sentence to my wife, when I pulled up to her on my motorbike and removed my helmet.

 

[Muji]

I love Xalimos soo much, that I thought my Creole wife, was one and started speaking Somali to her, when I first met her:

Iska waraan quruxlay, sidee tahay maanta? Quruxdaada, mootada iga tuuray.

That was my first ever sentence to my wife, when I pulled up to her on my motorbike and removed my helmet.

Surely you didn’t think that was going to work on a Somali woman?

 

[Arma]

Surely you didn’t think that was going to work on a Somali woman?

Funnily enough, that has worked a tonne of times on xalimos. I guess the shock and surprise of seeing an Alpha Farah on a motorcycle, whipping off the helmet, to reveal a Farah, has them skipping a heartbeat.

 

[Farhiya 687]

How are you missing Broderick Hunter? I love his skin, eyes & lips. And he’s sweet and not arrogant from what I’ve noticed.

 

[Muji]

Funnily enough, that has worked a tonne of times on xalimos. I guess the shock and surprise of seeing an Alpha Farah on a motorcycle, whipping off the helmet, to reveal a Farah, has them skipping a heartbeat.

A farax jumping out of a motor cycle with his covered speaking Somali to me would make me run for my life wallahi

There’s nothing I hate more than when a farax approaches me calling me abayo

I always respond with abaha waas and I move along

 

[Muji]

View attachment 75375 How are you missing Broderick Hunter? I love his skin, eyes & lips. And he’s sweet and not arrogant from what I’ve noticed.

I want this guy to give me a body massage. I’m sure he has big hands.