Getting Married Young

[TooMacaan]

So when did you turn gay? I legit thought you were a woman, you're that feminine.

Me, feminine?!

I'm the most ALPHA-iest ALPHA, of all ALPHA males here.
And I didn't "become gay", I knew from the moment I first laid my eyes on fellow Sasugay-kun *blushes in a manly manner*.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Me, feminine?!

I'm the most ALPHA-iest ALPHA, of all ALPHA males here.
And I didn't "become gay", I knew from the moment I first laid my eyes on fellow Sasugay-kun *blushes in a manly manner*.

Are you blushing on all four cheeks?

 

[TooMacaan]

Did I not? Let me put it this way? Do you think girls should have BFs?

Let me put it this way: you clearly think boys should have GFs, but not that girls should have BFs...

Only problem is: if there are no girls to become GFs to those boys...how does that work exactly?

Are you blushing on all four cheeks?

No, ofcourse not. That wouldn't be very manly now, would it?

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Let me put it this way: you clearly think boys should have GFs, but not that girls should have BFs...

Only problem is: if there are no girls to become GFs to those boys...how does that work exactly?

Muslim men can marry non-Muslims. So that's where the stock of halal bedmates will come from. My life would have been easier if my dad said to me, "Here you go, take this rubber, go upstairs to your bedroom, and show Kate how its done. I pronounce you man and wife." Misyaar is the future.

Sex is taboo in our culture, but I've never understood it. Your parents get xaar on their hands when they wash your bottom as a kid, but they're afraid of ? What a world.

 

[TooMacaan]

Muslim men can marry non-Muslims. So that's where the stock of halal bedmates will come from. My life would have been easier if my dad said to me, "Here you go, take this rubber, go upstairs to your bedroom, and show Kate how its done. I pronounce you man and wife." Misyaar is the future.

Sex is taboo in our culture, but I've never understood it. Your parents get xaar on their hands when they wash your bottom as a kid, but they're afraid of ? What a world.

So, ruin all the non-Muslim girls (bc although you say marriage, you're actually advocating a supposedly "halal" version of use & throw)...while keeping your own Muslim girls locked away like Rapunzel, from non-Muslim men..?

How you gonna disrespect your fellow brethren's wimminz like that? Just bc he's a gaal?
What happened to Male solidarity?? #handsoffmyproperty

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

So, ruin all the non-Muslim girls (bc although you say marriage, you're actually advocating a supposedly "halal" version of use & throw)...while keeping your own Muslim girls locked away like Rapunzel, from non-Muslim men..?

How you gonna disrespect your fellow brethren's wimminz like that? Just bc he's a gaal?
What happened to Male solidarity?? #handsoffmyproperty

Rapunzel got away, so she's no example for pure Muslim gurlz. The concupiscence was strong in that she-devil.

Did you not read what my brother and I saw when the Pakistani babes crossed the road? Would you like me to use graphic language? You want our little dhoocils to be like that too?

Ruined? What does that mean. You believe a girl should have a boyfriend, but you don't consider that ruinous. What does calling it marriage change?

 

[GlitzyCue_]

I was driving my brother to my parents' house for a big old get together. We all live in different cities and rarely see each other, so it's nice to touch base from time to time. My younger bro is not politically sophisticated. He was telling me how much he adores Rachel Maddow, and thinks Keith Olbermann is an intellectual titan. I would love to drop these people on a dunghill, but I fear they might contaminate the dung.

I told him Pepe is where the truth is at, and that Crooked Hillary was an enemy of God. Hell, even Satan wants nothing to do with her and that's saying something. Respect to Shaytan if he's reading this. The old kafir has integrity. Anyway, that's neither here nor there. Here's what astonished me. The kid told me that he wants to do misyaar. "What the hell is that?" I said. He told me it's a kind of Islamic marriage where you can sleep with the woman, but not provide financially. "So you wanna smash and dash?" I asked.

"It's better than zina, that's for sure. Half the Somali youth are getting off to ography and the other half are screwing out of wedlock."

"Isn't that a bit of a huge undertaking just for some wet fun? What if she's annoying to live with? Shouldn't you date and see what the little dhoocil is like?"

"Not really, you can have a no fault divorce at any time. Heck, you can even stipulate that you will divorce after a certain number of days during the nikaax. You don't even have to live together. Our religion makes things easy for young people without means. That's the beauty of al-Islam."

Just as he said that a bunch of Asian women in miniskirts crossed the road. One of them, tottering uneasily in high heels like a toddler with ambulatory difficulties, bent over to adjust her shoes, and I saw in all its splendor where the next generation of her ethnic group would come out of. Acudhu billahi mini shaytani rajeem. I could have used a misyaar then and there to be honest. The weekend always brings out the in Pakistani sisters.

"Sounds like having a girlfriend" I said. "Except you don't call her your GF, but your wife. A bit like dating. Very informal arrangement."

"Dating is for workers of iniquity. You have to keep it lawful" he replied.

"What does that mean?"

"Iniquity? It means dambi."

"No, I meant "lawful". I'm not too bright".

Got me thinking. Isn't this the solution to all these sexually frustrated youngsters who can't get no action? We frown on GFs and BFs, but biological needs don't vanish just because you frown. I dread using other people's smartphone these days because I know its covered in the icky substance you get after they jerk off to on their cell phone. No wonder I was on intimate terms with barnyard animals growing up in Kismaayo. The kacsi is strong in spotty little teens. Kids start dreaming of sex at ten years old and don't get married till their twenties and thirties.

My kids are definitely gonna get their loins wet in their teens. Instead of doing it in the bush and catching STDs, he's gonna bring the People of the Book home honorably, and say "aabo, do the nikaax ceremony. I wanna show Katie something special" and work out his frustrations on his king sized bed.

I told this to my bro. He said "Yeah, sounds like enlightened parenting. And if he fancies a change of partner, he can arrange it so that the marriage lasts for the duration of the sex. Hi wife, bye wife."

"Get a new sweetie everyday?"

"Pretty much."

"So scholars have thought about every contingency eh? Mashallah. All before the kuffar and their modern ways. If only @AbdiJew knew this, he would not have joined Qowmu Lut"

"Who is AbdiJew?"

"He's the Alt Right version of @Cognitivedissonance"

"I don't follow. The best thing is there is no acrimonious divorce after the nikaax. It's all preagreed to be of short duration if you so please."

"No alimony either"

"True connubial bliss"

"What does that mean?"

"Connubial? It means marital"

"No, "bliss". Keep it simple, man. You're not doing a PhD thesis."

"Bet you don't know what PhD stands for"

"Doctor of Philosophy"

"No, it stands for Pretty Huge Dick".

So, how about it, would you guys pull a misyaar on your lover? So many folks are gonna burn in Jahannam for illicit sex. May Allah protect the Muslimeen from this great fitnah. Ameen, ya Rabb, thumma ameen

What's up with these long post
Saaxiib
Let me tell you a secret
Nobody reads them

 

[TooMacaan]

Rapunzel got away, so she's no example for pure Muslim gurlz. The concupiscence was strong in that she-devil.

Did you not read what my brother and I saw when the Pakistani babes crossed the road? Would you like me to use graphic language? You want our little dhoocils to be like that too?

Ruined? What does that mean. You believe a girl should have a boyfriend, but you don't consider that ruinous. What does calling it marriage change?

Concupiscence? You're gonna have to dumb it down a bit for me next me; I don't enjoy having to look up definitions mid-read. Not all of us have overcome the 68IQ curse ya know.

There's nothing wrong with girls having BFs imo, because boyfriend status doesn't allow access to the forbidden. Boyfriend status is merely a drawn out interview process (more in-depth and revealing too, investigation wise). Neither you, your brother, or your male offspring would find it satisfying. Blue balls galore.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Concupiscence? You're gonna have to dumb it down a bit for me next me; I don't enjoy having to look up definitions mid-read. Not all of us have overcome the 68IQ curse ya know.

There's nothing wrong with girls having BFs imo, because boyfriend status doesn't allow access to the forbidden. Boyfriend status is merely a drawn out interview process (more in-depth and revealing too, investigation wise). Neither you, your brother, or your male offspring would find it satisfying. Blue balls galore.

I had my IQ measured by three different experts. All came back with a strong 65. I don't know what blue balls means though.

All Christians say that - abstinence, but Jesus said that to look at a woman with lustful eyes is to commit adultery in your heart. Since they all consider themselves as adulterers already, they say we might as well fry in jahannam for the real thing. I've never met a Somali Christian who was not making the bed creak with a cutie.

See, when you make people feel like hopeless sinners no matter what they do, it weakens their moral resolve.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

What's up with these long post
Saaxiib
Let me tell you a secret
Nobody reads them

No, the long ones do well. It's my short ones that flop. Never understood it myself.

Also, I'm not yr saxib yareey. I'm something else. And you know precisely what that is. Think of the picture of that man holding a woman upside down whilst his tongue intrudes into her ... Safe space.

 

[Desert Flower]

I'm not sure what sect you practice, but what you're referring to is Mut'ah. Shia's do it mostly.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

I'm not sure what sect you practice, but what you're referring to is Mut'ah. Shia's do it mostly.

Mut'ah is for Shias and Misyaar is for Sunnis. It's used by travellers mostly who are away from they wives.

 

[GlitzyCue_]

No, the long ones do well. It's my short ones that flop. Never understood it myself.

Also, I'm not yr saxib yareey. I'm something else. And you know precisely what that is. Think of the picture of that man holding a woman upside down whilst his tongue intrudes into her ... Safe space.

Omg I have that image stuck in my head

 

[Desert Flower]

Mut'ah is for Shias and Misyaar is for Sunnis. It's used by travellers mostly who are away from they wives.

https://islamqa.info/en/82390


The scholars differed concerning the ruling on this type of marriage, and there are several opinions, ranging from the view that it is permissible, to the view that it is permitted but makrooh, or that it is not allowed. Here we should point out several things.

1.

None of the scholars have said that it is invalid or is not correct; rather they disallowed it because of the consequences that adversely affect the woman, as it is demeaning to her, and that affects the society as this marriage contract is taken advantage of by bad people, because a woman could claim that a boyfriend is a husband. It also affects the children whose upbringing will be affected by their father’s absence.

It seems that it is makrooh (disliked), according to the scholars. Allah knows best.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Omg I have that image stuck in my head

That's what I do to chicks I misyaar. They like it rough.

 

[GlitzyCue_]

That's what I do to chicks I misyaar. They like it rough.

You may sit down adeer

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

https://islamqa.info/en/82390


The scholars differed concerning the ruling on this type of marriage, and there are several opinions, ranging from the view that it is permissible, to the view that it is permitted but makrooh, or that it is not allowed. Here we should point out several things.

1.

None of the scholars have said that it is invalid or is not correct; rather they disallowed it because of the consequences that adversely affect the woman, as it is demeaning to her, and that affects the society as this marriage contract is taken advantage of by bad people, because a woman could claim that a boyfriend is a husband. It also affects the children whose upbringing will be affected by their father’s absence.

It seems that it is makrooh (disliked), according to the scholars. Allah knows best.

Glad you educated yourself about it. People like to bash Shia marital customs without knowing about Sunni customs.

Of course it's not gonna work if you have children or people are lying about their fuckbuddies being their married spouse. Defeats the whole purpose. It's meant to be a marriage of convenience.

Although I disagree that it's makrooh - it's only considered makrooh by Wahabbis like Ibn Baz, makrooh means it is still halal. Divorce is makrooh for example, but divorce is halal. Misyaar is the answer to the Internet generation. is not makrooh. It's haram. Better to do something halal.

 

[TooMacaan]

I had my IQ measured by three different experts. All came back with a strong 65. I don't know what blue balls means though.

All Christians say that - abstinence, but Jesus said that to look at a woman with lustful eyes is to commit adultery in your heart. Since they all consider themselves as adulterers already, they say we might as well fry in jahannam for the real thing. I've never met a Somali Christian who was not making the bed creak with a cutie.

See, when you make people feel like hopeless sinners no matter what they do, it weakens their moral resolve.

Bolded:

That's true- lust is indeed a grave sin. Baby steps though, we all struggle with something different. Thoughts are harder to control than actions; there's not always as intentional -- in my opinion, no need to add on to it.

And no one's saying there's a 'point of no return' with sins though (only a few are unforgivable, afaik).

 

[Desert Flower]

Glad you educated yourself about it. People like to bash Shia marital customs without knowing about Sunni customs.

Of course it's not gonna work if you have children or people are lying about their fuckbuddies being their married spouse. Defeats the whole purpose. It's meant to be a marriage of convenience.

Although I disagree that it's makrooh - it's only considered makrooh by Wahabbis like Ibn Baz, makrooh means it is still halal. Divorce is makrooh for example, but divorce is halal. Misyaar is the answer to the Internet generation. is not makrooh. It's haram. Better to do something halal.

If you say so. If that's the case, I'd rather that both parties know what's up from the get go. And do you really think women would knowingly sign up to do Misyaar? Transparency is key.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

You may sit down adeer

Doesn't work if I'm seated. The idea is to make your legs scratch the ceiling. The rush of blood to your head whilst your safe space is getting polished is like a rollercoaster ride. BTW, you do realize o my you and I can follow this Convo?