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Aside from thick jungle forests It also has tetsy fly, like it's really a bad drawback. Not only is it bad for draft animals(work animals) like cows/cattles, donkeys, camels or horses, but also agriculture as a result.

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I mean why would Somalis expand into into the fertile plains of Awash, the shabelle zones, mountains/highlands and Juba-tana. But not go further south ? The answer is pretty obvious when you look at this.
Thats why we should have focused on north, subdue the sudani coast and seize somr of yemen.
 

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They probably wish for that. Imagine having foreigners fight over your land for simply political strategic reasons. UAE occupies socotra now and Isreal is eye'ing it next.

I feel for them, i really do.
Yeah I just want the maritime borders changed
 
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If only I could go back in time and conquer all this land completely abandon qabil and create this glorious ethnostate; 200 years later Somalis at a population of 300-500 million

Hell I'd even create a new writing system for Somali while I'm at it
Sxb we can still have this and also down to south Africa. If we split the Somali plate off of Africa plate.we will get socrtra and Madagascar back. This rift valley is near Djibouti and down to Ethiopian volcano region 300 mile split. Once this happens Somali climate will change to what Kenya climate is due Somali plate drifting a bit south. Also we won't lose any of our oil reserves due the oil is in the Somali plate

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wonyluvr

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Sxb we can still have this and also down to south Africa. If we split the Somali plate off of Africa plate.we will get socrtra and Madagascar back. This rift valley is near Djibouti and down to Ethiopian volcano region 300 mile split. Once this happens Somali climate will change to what Kenya climate is due Somali plate drifting a bit south. Also we won't lose any of our oil reserves due the oil is in the Somali plate

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Back?? We never had it at all.This is the 21st century act like it 💀💀💀 stop trying to be a conqueror
 
Back?? We never had it at all.This is the 21st century act like it 💀💀💀 stop trying to be a conqueror
My next trip to Djibouti I will go take a look at this crack and will come up with ways for us Somalis to have own own continent. You'll thanks me at the end. I may even have this new Continent make after me. @wonyluvr I'll have you dancing once that day comes
king of the hill mad hank GIF
 
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If only I could go back in time and conquer all this land completely abandon qabil and create this glorious ethnostate; 200 years later Somalis at a population of 300-500 million

Hell I'd even create a new writing system for Somali while I'm at it
Would Somalis even be the same anymore? I mean the Bantus and Ethiopians vastly outnumber us. I feel that Somalis would be the ones to be absorbed/assimilated by the huge numbers of East Africans, but the Somali language would still be used as a lingua Franca.

Ethnic Somalis couldn’t possibly replace/outnumber all the other East Africans. At best we could use the USSR strategy of mass deportations and replace East Africans with Somali settlers and gradually replace them over time.

It would be similar to what happened to the Sumerians, for example. They went extinct but their language survived for 2 thousand years as a liturgical language and one of prestige.
 
Soqotri people are not Mehris or Mahra. They are seperate grouping that settled there thousands of years ago. After then no ones else tried to take control of Soqotro or inhabit it in large numbers.

It's only in our modern time it has value as a politically strategic point and for tourism due to the nice, sunny beaches and unique fauna etc.
I’ve heard that they have a unique language due to the isolation of living on soqotra island. I think it’s a dialect of Mehri? I don’t remember much tbh.
 
Would Somalis even be the same anymore? I mean the Bantus and Ethiopians vastly outnumber us. I feel that Somalis would be the ones to be absorbed/assimilated by the huge numbers of East Africans, but the Somali language would still be used as a lingua Franca.

Ethnic Somalis couldn’t possibly replace/outnumber all the other East Africans. At best we could use the USSR strategy of mass deportations and replace East Africans with Somali settlers and gradually replace them over time.

It would be similar to what happened to the Sumerians, for example. They went extinct but their language survived for 2 thousand years as a liturgical language and one of prestige.
Saxiib we're known for overcoming triumph despite the odds against us, our neighbours significantly outnumbered us yet we were able to conjure up land comparable to mainland europe and that's not factoring qabils and isolated Somalis

In this timeline Somalis united would without hesatation conquer this entire region if they had the intention
 
Saxiib we're known for overcoming triumph despite the odds against us, our neighbours significantly outnumbered us yet we were able to conjure up land comparable to mainland europe and that's not factoring qabils and isolated Somalis

In this timeline Somalis united would without hesatation conquer this entire region if they had the intention
I heard the Somali equivalent for Sxb is widaay, not sure if it’s true though
 

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