Guessing the future of users thread

[Gambar]

If he is a dhibloow then it must mean you were a dhibleey, Somalis always think it's Karma

I was manyac but not a dhibley. You are sexist! He has a dad you know?

 

[Mckenzie]

I was manyac but not a dhibley. You are sexist! He has a dad you know?

Dee adiga kuma dhibi lahayn markaa

 

[Gambar]

Dee adiga kuma dhibi lahayn markaa

Kids are usually more attached to their moms. Didn’t you know?

 

[Mckenzie]

Kids are usually more attached to their moms. Didn’t you know?

BTW I noticed a lot of kids today waa cunto xunyihiin, i really think the sonkor and processed shit screws their taste buds. My sister didn't eat hilib until she was 13

 

[anyways]

@Al-Burcaawi and @LRW20 become the first international openly gay Somali couple, they live of the little money @LRW20 gets from the circus, they live in a trashcan where they spilt the rent with a cockroach family of 7 . Their money goes to buying cancer sticks for @Al-Burcaawi . Sadly @LRW20 becomes the one dying of lung cancer because of all the passive smoking. @Al-Burcaawi knew he would never find someone like @LRW20 , so he settled down with the person who resembled his true love the best, a woman by the name of mama malyun.

 

[LRW20]

@Al-Burcaawi and @LRW20 become the first international openly gay Somali couple, they live of the little money @LRW20 gets from the circus, they live in a trash can where they spilt the rent with a cockroach family of 7 . Their money goes to buying cancer sticks for @Al-Burcaawi . Sadly @LRW20 becomes the one dying of lung cancer because of all the passive smoking. @Al-Burcaawi knew he would never find someone like @LRW20 , so he settled down with the person who resembled his true love the best, a woman by the name of mama malyun.

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I think we hit a nerve @Al-Burcaawi she deadass typed out a whole short story, Wallahi I guess the truth hurts

 

[Genesis]

@The Good = Will be a professor of History/Politics at a world-class university

@Marcus = Will be very wealthy but come across as a slightly cynical person, though he is good at heart

@Samaalic Era = Will create multiple villages across Somalia and will spread nationalism and noble values to the next generation

@Kanini = Will get the garden she always dreamed about

@CaliTedesse = Will be the first Afro-Arab tik-tok celebrity

@Medulla = Will grow up and like Soor

@Jiron = Will break the Guinness world record for the longest-held smile in history

@Basra = Will be on Somali forums talking about her naasos

@sambuusi = will still be 5'1

@Yukon_Niner = Will be arrested for beating the shit out of a 10-year-old due to losing a Yugioh match

@Whimsical fanatic = Will become a famous connoisseur when it comes to anime, people will flock to hear his ratings of the newest show to come out

@borednibba9 = Will still be bored

@Halimak = Will transform into her final form @HalimaL

 

[anyways]

I think we hit a nerve @Al-Burcaawi she deadass typed out a whole short story, Wallahi I guess the truth hurts
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I don’t get triggered warya, special by anything you and @Al-Burcaawi type

 

[Gambar]

BTW I noticed a lot of kids today waa cunto xunyihiin, i really think the sonkor and processed shit screws their taste buds. My sister didn't eat hilib until she was 13

You have to force them to eat. My son is violent and hyperactive and likes to fight his cousins so he thinks he will grow stronger if he eats hilib. Sugar makes these kids even crazier.

 

[a y a n]

@a y a n, @anyways and @Gedogyal will be those 50+ year old habaryars that are too naag nool to be married

@The Good will become a historian that will pop up in an al-Jazeera documentary on why Somalia is still fucked up after 50 years

@Jiron will die early smiling at the wrong place and time

@BetterDaysAhead will be a gay rights activist and suffocate to death in an orgy at age 69

@Alexander The Great, @LRW20 and @Shmurda will all be partying and eventually overdose

@sambuusi will be living a comfortable life off of the money she got from @Ayaanle__ after their divorce. He on the other hand will commit suicide

@strawberrii will be a librarian and later on one of those wise ayeeyos

That ain’t sound too bad

 

[Al-Burcaawi]

@Al-Burcaawi and @LRW20 become the first international openly gay Somali couple, they live of the little money @LRW20 gets from the circus, they live in a trashcan where they spilt the rent with a cockroach family of 7 . Their money goes to buying cancer sticks for @Al-Burcaawi . Sadly @LRW20 becomes the one dying of lung cancer because of all the passive smoking. @Al-Burcaawi knew he would never find someone like @LRW20 , so he settled down with the person who resembled his true love the best, a woman by the name of mama malyun.

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Wtf is this?

 

[Mehdi Hassan]

Can we take a moment to appreciate this brave brother @Alexander The Great for using his real pic

Where's my credit?