What if they weren’t lying though? What if the Mahdi appears in Somalia? Since the Mahdi is the decendant of the Prophet. We would be the leaders of the ummah!Read that fake guys page. They list him as a “legend” and claim he ran away to Somalia after getting in an argument with his uncle. They couldn’t have come up with a better false tale? Langaab ass story.
It also says there is absolutely zero written or historical proof that this “legend” Jeberti guy is the son of a descendant of the prophet saw. I’m tired of y’all claiming these nonexistent people. If this shit were true, then there would be no such a thing as Somali. We would be the unwanted descendants of a fuuley arab and an east african. Worse than Zanzibaris.
Btw darods have least foreign admixure out of all the other clans. Darod literally the purest Somalis, but some would rather suck arabian gus than be proud landheere. Dumb ass lamagoodles.
Guide to be a proper "ana arab" Soomali. (7 easy steps)
1.) Start using 3's and 7's instead of C's and X's.
2.) Use words like Akh/Akhi behind all your sentences.
3.) Post Drippy Photos on your Insta of you at the Haram, caption it "Motherland"
4.) Call like 5 people Habibi/Habibti.
5.) Replace 'kkkkkkkkk' with 'ههههه'
6.) Delete shwarma boy, ilkacas qays, any modern somali hiphop/balaayo replace with Arab nasheeds
7.) Dedicate the rest of your life Shukaansi'ing random Arab girls.
