Guinea vs. Somalia, 5th 2026 FIFA World Cup Qualifiying match (TONIGHT)

[Cartan Boos]

we could'äve scored two goals if our attackers passed the ball, these niggas can shoot for shit

 

[3LetterzMM]

Niggas in dis btch braggin bout a tie f*ck kinda bullshit y’all on dis why ion watch soccer niggas jerkin each other off and doin backflips cause of a tie ion wanna kno what typa gay shit y’all would do with a win prolly jizz all over the tv. 90 minutes of motherfuckers kickin a ball around not a single goal wallahi I’d rather watch baseball tf.

 

[GaradMusa]

The team includes individuals from outside of Xamar, both locally and in the diaspora as well.

Anyways: For those that don't know him or simply forgot such as myself, this is Serhou Guirassy of Dortmund. He has 10 Champions league goals in 12 games this season. I assume we will be parking the bus and looking to hit them on the counter:

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Props to our new Manager Yusuf, he parked that defense majestically:

 

[Cartan Boos]

Niggas in dis btch braggin bout a tie f*ck kinda bullshit y’all on dis why ion watch soccer niggas jerkin each other off and doin backflips cause of a tie either u win or u lose my nigga 90 minutes of motherfuckers kickin a ball around not a single goal wallahi I’d rather watch baseball tf

this like shitty high school basketball team who never played with each others tying with prime lakers niyahow its dub

 

[Kisame]

Niggas in dis btch braggin bout a tie f*ck kinda bullshit y’all on dis why ion watch soccer niggas jerkin each other off and doin backflips cause of a tie ion wanna kno what typa gay shit y’all would do with a win prolly jizz all over the tv. 90 minutes of motherfuckers kickin a ball around not a single goal wallahi I’d rather watch baseball tf.

Ngl I mainly watched just to see how good our team was. So far our defense looked good but our offense was ass.

I'm not expecting much. I just hope some pro scouts are watching these games.

 

[Keep it a boqol]

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Defense did great congrats for them! They just need to work on the offense and they’ll be solid inshallah

 

[Kisame]

Lool

 

[GaradMusa]

Somalia's 6th 2026 FIFA World Cup Qualifying match will be against Botswana. It will be held at Obed Itani Chilume Stadium in Francistown, Botswana this coming Tuesday at 16:00 EAT (Somalia)/13:00 GMT (United Kingdom)/14:00 CET (Sweden) 09:00 AM EST (Toronto)/08:00 AM CST (Minneapolis)/19:00 GST (United Arab Emirates)

Mark your calendars:

 

[Bille]

Ngl I mainly watched just to see how good our team was. So far our defense looked good but our offense was ass.

I'm not expecting much. I just hope some pro scouts are watching these games.

The keeper played really good game and the defense line worked as a team. They frustrated the attackers of Guinea.
But most importantly this Somali team won you over, you haven't used the N word in this thread! and it was the first time I saw you use the words like We, us and our team.

 

[Jungle]

This starting 11 and this squad has to be kept together and we finally have a somali coach instead of some reject European or Arab. The federation should focus on a solid base of defense which would in return attract creative midfielders and forward players from Europe. It's something to build from.

The SFF is currently going in the right direction. One of the starting centre backs last cap was 6 years ago. The 18 year old number 9 ran his arse off and did a typical strikers job for his country like a mateta ( @berberaboy66 )the only bright spark for a lowly Palace.

 

[GaradMusa]

Lool

He isn't even cap tied, currently only one appearance for Sweden. He hangs out with other Somali Scandinavian footballers, for example here he is with Bilal Hussein of Hertha Berlin:

I saw a photo of the two with a 3rd separate Somali footballer, but I can't remember where. We just need 1 or 2 high profile guys committing to the Somali National Team to get this momentum going for younger kids that are European prospects.

At the end of the day, it really comes down to whether you prefer trophies and prestige vs. genuine ethnic legacy amongst your own people. This isn't to say these guys aren't proud to be Somali, since they clearly seem to take pride in that.

Here is the link to their interview:

 

[Kisame]

He isn't even cap tied, currently only one appearance for Sweden. He hangs out with other Somali Scandinavian footballers, for example here he is with Bilal Hussein of Hertha Berlin:

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I saw a photo of the two with a 3rd separate Somali footballer, but I can't remember where. We just need 1 or 2 high profile guys committing to the Somali National Team to get this momentum going for younger kids that are European prospects.

At the end of the day, it really comes down to whether you prefer trophies and prestige vs. genuine ethnic legacy amongst your own people. This isn't to say these guys aren't proud to be Somali, since they clearly seem to take pride in that.

Here is the link to their interview:

I thought taha actually had a chance of getting called up Sweden. If they won't get called up anytime soon they might as well represent somalia.

 

[berberaboy66]

This starting 11 and this squad has to be kept together and we finally have a somali coach instead of some reject European or Arab. The federation should focus on a solid base of defense which would in return attract creative midfielders and forward players from Europe. It's something to build from.

The SFF is currently going in the right direction. One of the starting centre backs last cap was 6 years ago. The 18 year old number 9 ran his arse off and did a typical strikers job for his country like a mateta ( @berberaboy66 )the only bright spark for a lowly Palace.

“Lowly” we are closer to arsenal in 2nd place than we are to relegation.

 

[berberaboy66]

Also that goalkeeper needs to be given 20 camels and 2 women for that performance. Wow

 

[EainA2]

This guy should have buried the ball or at least squared it to the other player.

But overall, it's a good result by our standards. The other team even had an A-list striker worth 40 million.