Have you ever been arrested 👮🏾‍♂️

[Abdisamad]

I once got arrested by a mistake, later released without any charges

 

[Gambar]

Was you arrested in Africa?

A few times in somaliland...I was a hot head teenager and they love to fight.

 

[Abdisamad]

A few times in somaliland...I was a hot head teenager and they love to fight.

You was a gangster chick.. How many teeth did you knock out on skinny faraxs

 

[Gambar]

You was a gangster chick.. How many teeth did you knock out on skinny faraxs

I was just insulting them back, something is in the air over there. It makes you combative. When I was in Puntland I was caadi and maskeen.

 

[Abdisamad]

I was just insulting them back, something is in the air over there. It makes you combative. When I was in Puntland I was caadi and maskeen.

I think it must be the harsh waqooyi accent.. Caadi ma ahan.

 

[Gambar]

I think it must be the harsh waqooyi accent.. Caadi ma ahan.

The hand gestures too. Unfortunately my son inherited it.

 

[Abdisamad]

The hand gestures too. Unfortunately my son inherited it.

Reminds me of an old post your voice thread where this reer waqooyi brother was trying to shukansi a girl but she run away scared

 

[Zoobear]

I got arrested in Somaliland as a teenager. This guy was making fun of my afsomali. I gave him a warning to stop but he kept going on and on. So I punched him in the face a couple of times. The police came arrested me and took me to a cell. My father had to pay for his missing teeth with cash and he paid the officers in khat.

 

[Bernie Madoff]

@bitterbish why the Meh rating? Don’t you know life’s hard as a black man

 

[486th President]

@bitterbish why the Meh rating? Don’t you know life’s hard as a black man

You mean Cushitic man

 

[Bernie Madoff]

You mean Cushitic man

To the eyes of the white man we are black they don’t differentiate sxb

 

[Abdisamad]

To the eyes of the white man we are black they don’t differentiate sxb

Actually some of them hate us more because we are muslims

 

[Bernie Madoff]

we r ayrabz not blk!!!

Oh you one of dem ones eh

You silly abeed

 

[Abdisamad]

we r ayrabz not blk!!!

I've knocked lots of cadan kids out in school for calling me n*gger.

 

[486th President]

To the eyes of the white man we are black they don’t differentiate sxb

“tO tHe EyEs Of ThE wHiTe MaN wE aRe BlAcK tHeY dOn’T dIfFeReNtRiAtE sXb”

 

[idc]

Oh you one of dem ones eh

You silly abeed

 

[Abdisamad]

“tO tHe EyEs Of ThE wHiTe MaN wE aRe BlAcK tHeY dOn’T dIfFeReNtRiAtE sXb”

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But it's true.. They can't see the difference. Here where I live even arabs are in the black/negroe category

 

[The Somali Caesar]

I prefer not to say

 

[Sophisticate]

I have never broken the law. Generally, officers are very nice to me.

 

[Abdisamad]

I have never broken the law. Generally, officers are very nice to me.

If I was a police officer and saw you driving I would turn on the sirens and pull you over just to get your digits.


Bad joke.. Sorry can't help it