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omg semi famous? someone pm and tell me
There's two in your neighborhood but I won't snitch
What happened to the queer that was about to marry your friend?lolMet quite a few. Met one in a shopping centre (he was wearing makeup and high heels lol). Another guy is my cousins neighbour so whenever I'm at her house we see him walking down the road with the skinniest jeans and lipstick and mascara on and his eyebrows are always on FLEEEEEEEK! He also lives with his religious parents who I think know of his sexuality and I'm surprised they haven't attempted to kill him which is what I would do if my son was gay (Allah forbid). Also one Somali chick I used to go to primary school with in my old area I used to live in grew up to be a butch lesbian. A family friend also have a lesbian daughter although she isn't open about it and they never confirm it, but I know she is a lezzy.
Walaahi this is a true story.
A gringo I used to play football with told me that his gay doctor brother has a Somali boyfriend. He added, the Somali boyfriend is a father of 6 children who was pressured culturally to marry and is now separated from his Somali wife. I told him he was making it up. Then one Saturday morning, he calls and asks me, do you want to meet my brother and his Somali boyfriend to prove to you I wasn't lying? I said yes. When we got there, he introduced to me his brother and Ahmed by the pretext that I was Tanzanian. Months later, I met Ahmed with his, wife, children, family and friends in Ciid prayers. He saw me speaking in Somali to people we both knew. He pulled me to the side and first attempted to convince me in Somali culture only the reciever is a homosexual and he never left his wife. He told me he was attracted to white futo male and asked me to keep his secrets. He even invited me to his daughter's wedding which I didn't attend.
The moral of the story is, there are more closeted homosexuals in the Somali community because of culturally stigma and they are afraid to be disowned by their families. I don't care who is straight or a fag, infact my philosophy is if most Somali men become fags, it is an advantage to me. It means more available Halimos. Please Lamagoodleey men, become homosexuals.
What happened to the queer that was about to marry your friend?lol
So are they married?Yes he is a distant family member, I don't like to mention him or acknowledge him because that would force me to acknowledge I'm associated with a khaniis that is cursed by God. The girl was also a cousin not a friend.
Over my dead body. She's close fam, I would never let her do that to herself.So are they married?
Walaahi this is a true story.
A gringo I used to play football with told me that his gay doctor brother has a Somali boyfriend. He added, the Somali boyfriend is a father of 6 children who was pressured culturally to marry and is now separated from his Somali wife. I told him he was making it up. Then one Saturday morning, he calls and asks me, do you want to meet my brother and his Somali boyfriend to prove to you I wasn't lying? I said yes. When we got there, he introduced to me his brother and Ahmed by the pretext that I was Tanzanian. Months later, I met Ahmed with his, wife, children, family and friends in Ciid prayers. He saw me speaking in Somali to people we both knew. He pulled me to the side and first attempted to convince me in Somali culture only the reciever is a homosexual and he never left his wife. He told me he was attracted to white futo male and asked me to keep his secrets. He even invited me to his daughter's wedding which I didn't attend.
The moral of the story is, there are more closeted homosexuals in the Somali community because of culturally stigma and they are afraid to be disowned by their families. I don't care who is straight or a fag, infact my philosophy is if most Somali men become fags, it is an advantage to me. It means more available Halimos. Please Lamagoodleey men, become homosexuals.
Walaahi this is a true story.
A gringo I used to play football with told me that his gay doctor brother has a Somali boyfriend. He added, the Somali boyfriend is a father of 6 children who was pressured culturally to marry and is now separated from his Somali wife. I told him he was making it up. Then one Saturday morning, he calls and asks me, do you want to meet my brother and his Somali boyfriend to prove to you I wasn't lying? I said yes. When we got there, he introduced to me his brother and Ahmed by the pretext that I was Tanzanian. Months later, I met Ahmed with his, wife, children, family and friends in Ciid prayers. He saw me speaking in Somali to people we both knew. He pulled me to the side and first attempted to convince me in Somali culture only the reciever is a homosexual and he never left his wife. He told me he was attracted to white futo male and asked me to keep his secrets. He even invited me to his daughter's wedding which I didn't attend.
The moral of the story is, there are more closeted homosexuals in the Somali community because of culturally stigma and they are afraid to be disowned by their families. I don't care who is straight or a fag, infact my philosophy is if most Somali men become fags, it is an advantage to me. It means more available Halimos. Please Lamagoodleey men, become homosexuals.
That doesn't even need to happen, UK Somali girls are freely throwing themselves at black men.
How am I a troll? I don't care if a Somali becomes gay, atheist, or a mermaid. Why would I care? It would have been better to accept these gay men as normal human beings rather than pressure them into heterosexual marriages and forced to breed just to lead a double life and despise it. If that happens, thousands of married Somali men will come out of the closet. Which one do you prefer? Closet or out of the closet. The former means more available Halimos. Since you live in Canada, did you watch the gay (Abdulahi Yusuf) looking MJ guy who hosts a gay and lesbian show on some queer TV in Toronto. I saw one of his YouTube clips. Would you rather force him to marry because that way, your clan won't be embarrassed? Or, will you let him to be who he is?