Holy Fucking Cow: Mother of All Wars expected in Tukaraq. Situation is very tense

[Saalax Bidaar]

20k for round 3?

20k on Puntland side alone, SL is perhaps 5k max

Puntland recruited lots of tribal militias and incorporated into their regular force whilst SL hasn’t started recruiting new conscripts

 

[SomaliMVP]

20k on Puntland side alone, SL is perhaps in 5k max

Then why is Gaas waiting? 20k should be enough to take Laascaanood right?

 

[Saalax Bidaar]

How does a Isaaq know about Wagardhac?

I know Wagardhac because through my friends.

 

[nine]

I know Wagardhac because through my friends.

So how did you get to know about MJ sub clans do you know any other Darods that don't border you?

 

[Disappointed]

We're coming for Laascaanood. We'll liberate as far as Ceerigaabo.
And we'll take Borama and Berbera just for fun.

 

[Factz]

20k on Puntland side alone, SL is perhaps 5k max

Puntland recruited lots of tribal militias and incorporated into their regular force whilst SL hasn’t started recruiting new conscripts

We don't care about the local militias in eastern Sool. We'll send in our real forces with updated UAE weapons and may Muuse Bixii shell Garowe with no mercy if they decide to invade Tukaraq again.

 

[Local]

Then why is Gaas waiting? 20k should be enough to take Laascaanood right?

Puqland soldiers are just old men wearing Dacas and sandals not even trained, which is why they lost 2 times trying to take tukaraq already they don't even have proper shoes

 

[GBTarmy]

SNM was the most effective milita group in the civil war. SSDF would have not gotten any reinforcements in time from their brothers down South. I like our chances in that encounter.

how again would you even have reached galkacyo lol? Did SNM even liberate all of british Somaliland?

 

[Saalax Bidaar]

@nine

Some of my friends are Rer Biciidyahan, Cumar Maxamuud Cabdi Ciise some of them are Ciise Maxamud some are Siwaaqroon rer Baargaal ah some are Warsangeli Dubeys some are Dhulbahante Naaleye Ahmed some are Abaskuul some are Geri Aba Yonis some are Haruun and Cali Rer Isaq some are Wagardhac some are rer Axmed , rer Xassan, and even Rer Siyaad Xussein

 

[nine]

@nine

Some of my friends are Rer Biciidyahan, Cumar Maxamuud Cabdi Ciise some of them are Ciise Maxamud some are Siwaaqroon rer Baargaal ah some are Warsangeli Dubeys some are Dhulbahante Naaleye Ahmed some are Abaskuul some are Geri Aba Yonis some are Haruun and Cali Rer Isaq some are Wagardhac some are rer Axmed , rer Xassan, and even Rer Siyaad Xussein

Mareexaans telling Isaaqs their sub clans I would've thought the average Isaaq would be clueless about our sub clans

 

[Saalax Bidaar]

Mareexaans telling Isaaqs their sub clans I would've thought the average Isaaq would be clueless about our sub clans

That is why I am Sultan sxb. Don’t you know to be a Sultan you have to be well versed in Somali clans, oral history and territory?

 

[nine]

That is why I am Sultan sxb. Don’t you know to be a Sultan you have to be well versed in Somali clans, oral history and territory?

kkkk Imma identify as my sub sub clan from now on if someone says yaa tahay imma say Reer Diini

 

[Saalax Bidaar]

kkkk Imma identify as my sub sub clan from now on if someone says yaa tahay imma say Reer Diini

Bro rer Diini are famous. I knew about rer Diini since 2011

 

[Cumar]

kkkk Imma identify as my sub sub clan from now on if someone says yaa tahay imma say Reer Diini

Kkk Whenever someone asks me my qabil, I say I am Sacad Muuse.

 

[Saalax Bidaar]

all I want for eid Christmas is some dead *****

 

[nine]

Whenever someone asks me my qabil. I say I am Sacad Muuse.

If someone said Sacad Muuse to me I would be like "what is a Sacad Muuse"

Bro rer Diini are famous. I knew about rer Diini since 2011

kkkkk @Thegoodshepherd I gotta start identifying as my sub sub clan

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[Saalax Bidaar]

Kkk Whenever someone asks me my qabil, I say I am Sacad Muuse.

Everyone knows JB.
Are you rer Xareed?

 

[Wei]

Bully eye lol
He is Cismaan Maxamuud.

I fucking knew it. I should know these motherfuckers as I live amongst a sea of MJ's, Cisman Mahamud are the ones with most kibir, the most arrogant of the bunch, the bastard child of the noble Omar Mohamud.

Real killers respect and recognize killers, Omar Max are the real killers, Cisman Max will run from the firing of a single bullet. What a Fucking laangaab clan you belong to @Cognitivedissonance

 

[Cumar]

So how did you get to know about MJ sub clans do you know any other Darods that don't border you?

I only learnt the Dhulo subclans starting with Tukaraq wars. I know more about the Gadabursi subclan that border me than Dhulo even though Dhulo is much larger so I don't think it has much to do with numbers.

 

[Cumar]

Everyone knows JB.
Are you rer Xareed?

I'm Reer Dalal sxb.

Reer Dalal and Reer Xareed are also collectively called Bah Gadabursi since they share a mother.