Hottest Somali guy I’ve ever seen

Not a hater. Anything extreme isn't great. A nice height range for men is like 5'9' - 6ft. Clothes even look the best on this group (as long as they are healthy). I've seen some extremely tall men. They look great in photos but irl it ain't all of that. General store clothes don't fit them well, unless they get it tailored and we know that most men won't put in enough effort to get outfits tailored. So they will stick to casual / hood clothes most of the time (hoodies, sweaters, tank tops, sweatpants, sometimes jeans) since they are roomy and accommodate their lanky body. Their type of outfits aren't pleasing to the eye. Most important of all, many of them don't know how to carry themselves. They are the ugliest when walking, bisinka.
Season 6 Ugh GIF by Parks and Recreation
They have no grace at all! :susp:

A walking beanstalk isn't appealing walaal :sitdown:
@Yaraye I’m guessing your still pretty young, I liked scrawny short guys when I was younger too lol Just wait until you get into your 20s girl you’ll have a different perspective 😂
 
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Dooyo

Inaba Caadi Maaha
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You got me excited. He's not bad, but... :yacadiim:

The hottest Somali guy I've seen was an askari at a checkpoint in Somalia. A couple of girls I was traveling and I were absolutely starstruck :banderas:
 
Somali genetics is crazy you’ll see a 6’4 younger brother with a 5’8 older brother
Usually what happens when a midget farah marries a tall qalanjo
My neighbors are like this, 3 of their sons are all 6'0-6'2 but one of them is 5'7. Fucking brutal
 

Keep it a boqol

All Praise Be To Allah In Every Situation!!!
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Akafi ali is the closest thing we got to a looksmaxxing influencer @Aseer @Keep it a boqol


He might not be lifting heavy but the lad takes cares of his looks.

Probably looks better than most of his haters.
Good for him He’s glowing up mashallah.

By the next year he’ll look much better then all the haters who use to call him gay and fat 24/7 inshallah.
 
Not a hater. Anything extreme isn't great. A nice height range for men is like 5'9' - 6ft. Clothes even look the best on this group (as long as they are healthy). I've seen some extremely tall men. They look great in photos but irl it ain't all of that. General store clothes don't fit them well, unless they get it tailored and we know that most men won't put in enough effort to get outfits tailored. So they will stick to casual / hood clothes most of the time (hoodies, sweaters, tank tops, sweatpants, sometimes jeans) since they are roomy and accommodate their lanky body. Their type of outfits aren't pleasing to the eye. Most important of all, many of them don't know how to carry themselves. They are the ugliest when walking, bisinka.
Season 6 Ugh GIF by Parks and Recreation
They have no grace at all! :susp:

A walking beanstalk isn't appealing walaal :sitdown:
wtf
 

Yaraye

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@Yaraye I’m guessing your still pretty young, I liked scrawny short guys when I was younger too lol Just wait until you get into your 20s girl you’ll have a different perspective 😂
Sis, i don't like scrawny, short men :mjlol: I like nicely build tall (5'9 - 6 ft) men just like any other woman. Just not extremely tall :hillarybiz:
 

LilBang

frm da nawf 🥶🔛🔝
wallahi people hate on him and dont get me wrong he might be xaniis which we dont need but this guy never shames his people always does good pr
Tbh dude isnt khaniis he just has a zesty ass behavior which he needs to drop other than that dude is really on his way up :salute:
 

3LetterzMM

LG gang we gon slide for my nigga 🤐🥷
You got me excited. He's not bad, but... :yacadiim:

The hottest Somali guy I've seen was an askari at a checkpoint in Somalia. A couple of girls I was traveling and I were absolutely starstruck :banderas:
Why u ain’t shoot ur shot I doubt he would’ve rejected u coulda got married he gets visa u get halal dick everyone’s a winner
 
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