How Do You Flirt

Y'all are dumb as f*ck. I see him as nothing more than a piece of meat too. It's not like I value anything else about him besides his looks. Saying that I'm lying or that I'm not pretty is pointless when I'm going to be making out with him real soon. Yall really derailed my thread. Good bye and good night.

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Y'all are dumb as f*ck. I see him as nothing more than a piece of meat too. It's not like I value anything else about him besides his looks. Saying that I'm lying or that I'm not pretty is pointless when I'm going to be making out with him real soon. Yall really derailed my thread. Good bye and good night.

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it’s not that serious sweetly....relax.
 

Lostbox

「Immortal Sage」| Qabil-fluid
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Y'all are dumb as f*ck. I see him as nothing more than a piece of meat too. It's not like I value anything else about him besides his looks. Saying that I'm lying or that I'm not pretty is pointless when I'm going to be making out with him real soon. Yall really derailed my thread. Good bye and good night.

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Don't worry. I believe in you
 

Basra

LOVE is a product of Doqoniimo mixed with lust
Let Them Eat Cake
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I have a coworker that I’m currently flirting with. All the girls in my office think he’s cute. Fortunately they’re no competition, so I’ve been putting the moves on him.

The way I flirt is first dressing for success, then striking up conversation with him. We have begun teasing each other all the time. Yesterday I placed a hand on his arm, a signal that I am into him. Now I shall await the time that he will ask me out. He's been hinting that we can go out with his friends for some time.

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Don't rag on me for being so indirect. I am not confident enough to just ask a guy out lol. This is the most I will do, thank you.

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How do you sweet talk the ladies/gentlemen? Are you blatant? Do you tiptoe around in the friendzone? Or do you slide in the DMs like every other nigga on the planet? Please share.


Sweety if u placed your hand on him and he did not attack, he is NOT INTO YOU, or simply he is GAY


For me, how I involuntarily flirt is I run away from him, blatantly, in the hallway, if he is approaching , I stand, and turn back, I avoid him in the cooler, cafeteria, once I know I have hots for u, u will be avoided like a plague!


Unfortunately, with all the running away from, Before u know it, he is standing in your cubical, flirting.


but unfortunately for me--this is a dire fear, I am not interested. when I run, I really mean it.
 
Y'all are dumb as f*ck. I see him as nothing more than a piece of meat too. It's not like I value anything else about him besides his looks. Saying that I'm lying or that I'm not pretty is pointless when I'm going to be making out with him real soon. Yall really derailed my thread. Good bye and good night.

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Do u know women retain all the dna of all the men she’s slept with??
You have a mental illness nayaa. Get treatment ASAP. That’s not normal.
 

The_Kong Dong

Somalia First!
Just physically beat up the nearest male around your vicinity to establish dominance.

Then showcase your manhood (privates) to the female in question. If the 50% ancient nilotic blood has reached your privates, you'll be successful.

However if the 50% ancient Eurasian blood has reached your privates, the previously stated method will not work.

In that case I suggest waving and throwing money around or buying a big truck. Females are inherently materialistic by Nature so this method is practically bulletproof.

Hope this was helpful. I learned all these methods from my father. This knowledge was passed down through my lineage for hundreds of years so it's guaranteed to work. Otherwise I wouldn't be here writing you this message. Good luck youngsters.
 

Abdalla

Medical specialist in diagnosing Majeerteentitis
Prof.Dr.Eng.
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I don't mind chasing a girl that is liked by lots of guys. I do however drop the line if I notice that she likes the attention. I never ever compete for a girl's attention. Never.

My uncle once gave me the advice "make sure she'll remember you". I have this god given ability to stand out, people just notice me. I then make sure I caption their attention.

There's no standard strategy. It differs per race. If she's cadaan, I make her sad by talking about the war in Somalia. Sentimental shit like that doesn't work on cold hearted Xalimos. I usually ask them either they're full blooded Somali or half Arabs, regardless how dhuxul she is. With Sithara, I denounced America. She loved that.
 

Basra

LOVE is a product of Doqoniimo mixed with lust
Let Them Eat Cake
VIP
I don't mind chasing a girl that is liked by lots of guys. I do however drop the line if I notice that she likes the attention. I never ever compete for a girl's attention. Never.

My uncle once gave me the advice "make sure she'll remember you". I have this god given ability to stand out, people just notice me. I then make sure I caption their attention.

There's no standard strategy. It differs per race. If she's cadaan, I make her sad by talking about the war in Somalia. Sentimental shit like that doesn't work on cold hearted Xalimos. I usually ask them either they're full blooded Somali or half Arabs, regardless how dhuxul she is. With Sithara, I denounced America. She loved that.


 

Mckenzie

We star in movies NASA pay to watch
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Just gotta show good body language, a sense of humour, being charming but harmlessly suggestive at the same time. Read a ting well before you ever get phsyical, state an observation about her that gets her thinking, talking or laughing, if it's a brief moment that you meet her then talk on her level, try pattern her number and shout her another day, if she likes you, you might nick a cheeky grab goodbye but always let go before she does, you need to show restraint and she will respect that. Always have her missing your company. Happened at libraries, railway stations, malls, even a french girl that stopped to ask me for directions got talking to me after i was acting like a tour guide and speaking broken French to impress her whilst walking back to her place together:deadosama:

If you're on road or in a lit scene you can easily catch a vibe, the ting is in a good mood, half the job is already done. Parking up at arooso and all the sexy tings see u preein them like :denzelnigga:wag1 farduus
 
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I have a coworker that I’m currently flirting with. All the girls in my office think he’s cute. Fortunately they’re no competition, so I’ve been putting the moves on him.

The way I flirt is first dressing for success, then striking up conversation with him. We have begun teasing each other all the time. Yesterday I placed a hand on his arm, a signal that I am into him. Now I shall await the time that he will ask me out. He's been hinting that we can go out with his friends for some time.

tenor-1.gif


Don't rag on me for being so indirect. I am not confident enough to just ask a guy out lol. This is the most I will do, thank you.

AnyUnsightlyImperialeagle-size_restricted.gif


How do you sweet talk the ladies/gentlemen? Are you blatant? Do you tiptoe around in the friendzone? Or do you slide in the DMs like every other nigga on the planet? Please share.
I dont flirt with anyone i am nice to eveyone they confuse it as flirting. One time my i was just chichating with my uber driver laughing and having fun. So when i got to my destination am like thank you bye alexpecting typical drop off...this dude straight out goes whats your cell number maybe i can call you sometimes. I was quite for like a minute because i was bot expecting that from my uber driver lol am like em No. i am sorry and ran.
its sad because it creates barriers. I like being friendly without someone expecting me to drop my pants.
 
I don't mind chasing a girl that is liked by lots of guys. I do however drop the line if I notice that she likes the attention. I never ever compete for a girl's attention. Never.

My uncle once gave me the advice "make sure she'll remember you". I have this god given ability to stand out, people just notice me. I then make sure I caption their attention.

There's no standard strategy. It differs per race. If she's cadaan, I make her sad by talking about the war in Somalia. Sentimental shit like that doesn't work on cold hearted Xalimos. I usually ask them either they're full blooded Somali or half Arabs, regardless how dhuxul she is. With Sithara, I denounced America. She loved that.

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