How to recover from Jet Lag/ Time Zone difference

[Grigori Rasputin]

I use it from time to time in Singapore, but never in Malaysia
Don't use it, since 1 min late = cancellation fee!
Driver does not want to go to your area = Cancellation fee!

Coming from Airport, I would say use MyCar, since it is fixed and also effective
When travelling at late night, use taxi!
Metro is good from time to time!

Is MyCar a pool car or like an Uber ?

And why were you in this part of the world ?

Let me assume you were there to seduce a xaliimo tahriib

let me also assume that you’re from Australia

 

[Calaf]

Is MyCar a pool car or like an Uber ?

And why were you in this part of the world ?

Let me assume you were there to seduce a xaliimo tahriib

let me also assume that you’re from Australia

Yes, Like Uber/Grab
I go to Uni in Singapore and I live in Skudai, Malaysia, which is near the border of Singapore
I work in my uncles IT Shop for time to time in Kuala Lumpar
I am married, from a Beautiful Somali gazelle in UK
No I ain't from Australia, but from its Father, United Kingdom!

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Yes, Like Uber/Grab
I go to Uni in Singapore and I live in Skudai, Malaysia, which is near the border of Singapore
I work in my uncles IT Shop for time to time in Kuala Lumpar
I am married, from a Beautiful Somali gazelle in UK
No I ain't from Australia, but from its Father, United Kingdom!

Where’s the flea market

Best outdoor food kiosks?

Best shisha spot ?

 

[Calaf]

Where’s the flea market

Best outdoor food kiosks?

Best shisha spot ?

ChinaTown/Petaling Street Market
In My Opinion - shawarma damascus in Sungei Wang Plaza
But other wise in Petaling Street the food kisoks are nice
I don't smoke Shisha and never been there, But i know that somalis tend to go to Al Halabi Lounge or
Marosh Restaurant Kuala Lumpar
Otherwise, the most known Shisha spot is the Shisha Lounge KL

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

ChinaTown/Petaling Street Market
In My Opinion - shawarma damascus in Sungei Wang Plaza
But other wise in Petaling Street the food kisoks are nice
I don't smoke Shisha and never been there, But i know that somalis tend to go to Al Halabi Lounge or
Marosh Restaurant Kuala Lumpar
Otherwise, the most known Shisha spot is the Shisha Lounge KL

What the hell did you do for fun?

 

[Calaf]

What the hell did you do for fun?

Nothing really, I spent most of my time in skudai/Singapore - In Skudai, the fun consists of sleeping and visiting the mall
Singapore - Football
But my fun, is sleeping!
Kuala Lumpar - A mix of Sightseeing and working, but the most of the time working
On Fridays , I would go to Berjaya Times Square - A indoor theme park to relieve myself
Visit Petronas Twin Towers, its breathtaking
Overall, they are kind people and also hospitable so fun for you would be everywhere
If you hear aadan, and your in a shop, forget about the shop and go to the mosque, since everyone would go there and it would make you stand out!

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Nothing really, I spent most of my time in skudai/Singapore - In Skudai, the fun consists of sleeping and visiting the mall
Singapore - Football
But my fun, is sleeping!
Kuala Lumpar - A mix of Sightseeing and working, but the most of the time working
On Fridays , I would go to Berjaya Times Square - A indoor theme park to relieve myself
Visit Petronas Twin Towers, its breathtaking
Overall, they are kind people and also hospitable so fun for you would be everywhere
If you hear aadan, and your in a shop, forget about the shop and go to the mosque, since everyone would go there and it would make you stand out!

I will get my salat in order. That would be awesome.

What about that food street Jalan something

(Why all their street start with “Jalan”

 

[Calaf]

I will get my salat in order. That would be awesome.

What about that food street Jalan something

(Why all their street start with “Jalan”

Jalan = Street/Road ( In Malay/Indonesian)
The only food street (Mainly just a stall) is the one on Jalan Metro Pudu
It is no different then every food stall and a bit ore expensive
There are many Shawarma/Middle Eastern places in KL, if you feel like it!
Also if you miss our people, you can find them in this Somali restaurant called the Safari Somali Restaurant and Hotel, which is located a bit far from Central KL, in Taman Perwira Satu

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Jalan = Street/Road ( In Malay/Indonesian)
The only food street (Mainly just a stall) is the one on Jalan Metro Pudu
It is no different then every food stall and a bit ore expensive
There are many Shawarma/Middle Eastern places in KL, if you feel like it!
Also if you miss our people, you can find them in this Somali restaurant called the Safari Somali Restaurant and Hotel, which is located a bit far from Central KL, in Taman Perwira Satu

Why would I go to a Somali restaurant in a foodie country

How expensive is their metro adeero

 

[Calaf]

Why would I go to a Somali restaurant in a foodie country

How expensive is their metro adeero

Depending on your preference!
The metro cost between RM 1.20 to 15 RM, depending on what line you take
Usually the TravelPass KL is the best for tourist since one price and discounted rides!

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Depending on your preference!
The metro cost between RM 1.20 to 15 RM, depending on what line you take
Usually the TravelPass KL is the best for tourist since one price and discounted rides!

Do you like Shawarma a lot. You’ve mentioned it a lot.

What food item would you advice me to try ?

Have you tried that stinking fruit ?

 

[Calaf]

Do you like Shawarma a lot. You’ve mentioned it a lot.

What food item would you advice me to try ?

Have you tried that stinking fruit ?

I love the Shawarmas since it is dead cheap and very very nice! And also you can find it everywhere!

Try Teh Tarik, which is a nice hot milk tea , and found everywhere, or Sugar Cane drink (Air Tebu) which is very nice


Foods such as Mee goreng mamak (Mixture of Foods) and Apam balik (Malay Pancake) i would say for you to try!
If you like new stuff, try blue rice called Nasi kerabu (Blue Rice with chicken)!

I never dared go near it, Its called Durian and it had a hard aroma and also spiky cover. You cannot take it out of the country on certain Airlines or on Public Transport, even Taxis, due to its disgusting smell! Also,Your body cannot handle it, I know Somalis from Somalia who tried it who could not leave the toilet for a couple of hours! Also, Do not forget you have the Western man body, Your body cannot handle the smell let alone eat it!

Enjoy!

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

I love the Shawarmas since it is dead cheap and very very nice! And also you can find it everywhere!

Try Teh Tarik, which is a nice hot milk tea , and found everywhere, or Sugar Cane drink (Air Tebu) which is very nice


Foods such as Mee goreng mamak (Mixture of Foods) and Apam balik (Malay Pancake) i would say for you to try!
If you like new stuff, try blue rice called Nasi kerabu (Blue Rice with chicken)!

I never dared go near it, Its called Durian and it had a hard aroma and also spiky cover. You cannot take it out of the country on certain Airlines or on Public Transport, even Taxis, due to its disgusting smell! Also,Your body cannot handle it, I know Somalis from Somalia who tried it who could not leave the toilet for a couple of hours! Also, Do not forget you have the Western man body, Your body cannot handle the smell let alone eat it!

Enjoy!

Are you saying our Somali bodies are too fragile to eat a Dorian fruit.

Horta explain the smell...is it like a decomposing body? ..or eedo @Basra fart?

How about a cheap ass breakfast spot

 

[Calaf]

Are you saying our Somali bodies are too fragile to eat a Dorian fruit.

Horta explain the smell...is it like a decomposing body? ..or eedo @Basra fart?

How about a cheap ass breakfast spot

Lets just say that a Gym Socks and shoes with a hint of Qashinic Smell + Eedo @Basra's fart = Durian
All street vendors and restaurants outside of central are cheap and serve good breakfasts

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Lets just say that a Gym Socks and shoes with a hint of Qashinic Smell + Eedo @Basra's fart = Durian
All street vendors and restaurants outside of central are cheap and serve good breakfasts

How do I avoid a Passport seeking Xaliimos. Will I run into them. They got a scanner that latches to dudes from dibadaha.

 

[Calaf]

How do I avoid a Passport seeking Xaliimos. Will I run into them. They got a scanner that latches to dudes from dibadaha.

You shall not find them if you don't go to suburb KL, especially areas near Safari or public local Unis
No one needs a American Passport anymore, its all about the British and the Scandinavians Babay!

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

You shall not find them if you don't go to suburb KL, especially areas near Safari or public local Unis
No one needs a American Passport anymore, its all about the British and the Scandinavians Babay!

Thanks to Premiere Trump

 

[Calaf]

Thanks to Premiere Trump

May Allah reelect him in 2020
#MakeUKGreatAgain!