How Will You Raise Your Kids?

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

What did they do? To be labelled
Sex offenders?

I would say, but a gentleman doesn't kiss and tell.

 

[DeadStar]

Naah, I enjoyed it abaayo. I was too ugly to receive any amorous attention from the cuties in school. Fat as she was, and reeking of tobacco as she was, I thank eedo Maryan for having her wicked way with me. I would have been a virgin till thirty seven otherwise. R.I.P. eedo. The greatest lover I ever had.

We are officially bros.
Shout out to those perverted old xalimos, I love them Wallahi.

 

[The Cushitic One]

I would say, but a gentleman doesn't kiss and tell.

You are no gentlemen though

 

[Starscream]

I'll let the street raise em

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

We are officially bros.
Shout out to those perverted old xalimos, I love them Wallahi.

They're the only xaliimos I trust. Others pretend sex doesn't exist. It's the only sex ed you get around here. Balee dat.

 

[Hades]

2 kids insha Allah, I don't want to care for a soccer team.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

I'll let the street raise em

After television and WiFi, for most skinnies the streets is the third parent.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

You are no gentlemen though

The heck you say that for? Don't be dragging sheikh Wanagsan's good name in the mud yareey. Put respeck on it.

 

[Sophisticate]

Naah, I enjoyed it abaayo. I was too ugly to receive any amorous attention from the cuties in school. Fat as she was, and reeking of tobacco as she was, I thank eedo Maryan for having her wicked way with me. I would have been a virgin till thirty seven otherwise. R.I.P. eedo. The greatest lover I ever had.

 

[The Cushitic One]

The heck you say that for? Don't be dragging sheikh Wanagsan's good name in the mud yareey. Put respeck on it.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

2 kids insha Allah, I don't want to care for a soccer team.

What if one goes to prison and the other becomes a crack head like @ArchBishopofAtheism?

Surely you need three as insurance.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

She was real gentle. Which is more than I can say for other chicks I've creaked the mattress with.

 

[lone]

My dad was never in my life. My mom was a different case. Always drunk to her breasts. She thought making sure I master the Quran was her salvation. Dugsi was hell. I was knocked around like a soccer ball.

 

[ArchBishopofAtheism]

What if one goes to prison and the other becomes a crack head like @ArchBishopofAtheism?

Surely you need three as insurance.

She lives in Toronto. The third one would be killed in Dixon

 

[ArchBishopofAtheism]

I think this generation will be far different from our parents, having grown up in the west.

That’s a good thing.

 

[Hades]

What if one goes to prison and the other becomes a crack head like @ArchBishopofAtheism?

Surely you need three as insurance.

She lives in Toronto. The third one would be killed in Dixon

I hate you guys.

 

[Jodeci]

If I ever have kids?

Here's what I probably would do

• Raise them in Africa,show them our history and raise them with my values whatever, take them to North America in the summer time to visit etc, make them have a fun and disciplined childhood
  
• Send them to boarding school around 10-11 years old, in a country their aunts and uncles live in and they can come visit me every summer, they can come live with me after a year if they get good grades, if not, they come back when they reach high school age and go to highschool in Africa
  
• Around University age they go to School anywhere they want in the world, then come back after 4 years ( if they want to uni outside the country)
  
• They come back to Africa with at least a degree and 2 skills then they can relax in our palace and live free and work for our country and relax.

I'm not really planning for kids anyways but that's what I would do if it was in Gods plan. The reason why I would send them away is for them to learn discipline and to miss me , plus I've been to probably 1000 schools in my lifetime it opened my eyes to the world, also I would probably would be busy running my companies, so I dont want to be bothered by them they can come join the team later.

 

[Jodeci]

She was real gentle. Which is more than I can say for other chicks I've creaked the mattress with.

were you sexually abused as a child?

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

If I ever have kids?

Here's what I probably would do

• Raise them in Africa,show them our history and raise them with my values whatever, take them to North America in the summer time to visit etc, make them have a fun and disciplined childhood
  
• Send them to boarding school around 10-11 years old, in a country their aunts and uncles live in and they can come visit me every summer, they can come live with me after a year if they get good grades, if not, they come back when they reach high school age and go to highschool in Africa
  
• Around University age they go to School anywhere they want in the world, then come back after 4 years ( if they want to uni outside the country)
  
• They come back to Africa with at least a degree and 2 skills then they can relax in our palace and live free and work for our country and relax.

I'm not really planning for kids anyways but that's what I would do if it was in Gods plan. The reason why I would send them away is for them to learn discipline and to miss me , plus I've been to probably 1000 schools in my lifetime it opened my eyes to the world, also I would probably would be busy running my companies, so I dont want to be bothered by them they can come join the team later.

What's the point of having children if you won't raise them? Won't they get bullied at boarding school? There's a lot of buggery in these schools because of the absence of the opposite gender. Your kids will be Qowmu Lut. Nothing wrong with that, but they will get picked on by qaxootis.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

were you sexually abused as a child?

It wasn't abuse. It was sexual liberation. A boy cannot be sexually abused by a woman. Every boy yearns to be raped by a she-human. It is beautiful.