How would you like your man to propose to you?

[Adam]

If I went down on my knee and propose to Somali girl like in the movies would she find it romantic?

 

[Hemaal]

Yall make posts just for the sake of making posts?

 

[Mercury]

Thats weird Somalis dont propose that way neither do muslims

 

[Bernie Madoff]

I remember my ex was like "im hoping you purpose to me in future after our dinner in the cn tower that would be so romantic"

i was like

 

[Adam]

Thats weird Somalis dont propose that way neither do muslims

I'll be the first and l'll make sure to film too so the kids can watch how their parents love each other. Somalis need to improve their love and romance

 

[DeMoN]

Adam the type nikka to get on both knees when proposing

 

[BipolarBear]

I'd be soooooooo embarrassed holy f*ck just thinking about it makes me cringe.

 

[Salih]

I think for me it's more romantic if she gets on her knees.

 

[Figo]

I'd be soooooooo embarrassed holy f*ck just thinking about it makes me cringe.

 

[Adam]

I'd be soooooooo embarrassed holy f*ck just thinking about it makes me cringe.

You won't be so embarrassed if you know me

 

[DeMoN]

@Air Jalam

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

As an engaged individual. My man and I were fighting, actually more like arguing. I got out the car and shut the door really loud, then he drove slow up to my pace and I kept ignoring him. Then he said yo, you forgot your phone and I will throw it in the Mississippi River, I told him try me nigga.

Him: so you gonna talk to your future husband like that?
Me: **looks at my ring finger** I don't see no ring, so bye
Him: Wallahi I bought you a ring but you ruin the surprise
Me: A diamond ring or a basic ass gold ring?
Him: a diamond ring


The cars behind him were getting impatient and they started honking

Him: get in real quick come on
Me: I get in and say where's my ring?
Him: siiiiiiiiiiike.
Me: I will call my brothers on your dumb ass
Him: I already talked to them
Me: **confused** for what?
Him: for your hand in marriage
Me: stop acting childish before I strangle you.
Him: damn you love me that much? obamadatazz
Me: curses him out
Him: Wallahi the ring is in the house
Me: why?
Him: because I was going to propose later
Me: would you get on your knees?
Him: for what? I ain't begging
Me: nigga if you don't get on your knees I will kick you and then you will get on your knees, don't play with me.
Him:
Me:




He dropped me off at my house


Couple of hours later


I get a phone call.

He: you ready?
Me: for what?
Him: for dinner, I made reservations
Me: aight let me get ready
Him: nigga I texted you 4 hours ago to get ready.
Me: I was just playing boo, I'm ready.


Picks me up after 20 mins


I stand Infront of the car

Him: get in we are going to be late, damn.
Me: Open the door for me, nigga.
Him: you play too much, stop watching Hollywood movies nigga.

He gets out and opens the door for me

Me: maxaa saas kudiiday
Him: laughs.


We pull up to the restaurant.

He gets on his knee.

Me: get up nigga, you are supposed to do it after dinner.
Him: damn you right. Aight, let's get in.


We eat dinner, I ordered lobster.

Him: really? You gonna order a 67 dollar meal, smh.
Me:


After dinner, he asks me to marry him.

Me: get on your knees.
Him: nooo, I ain't gonna do it. These cadaans will think I'm soft.
Me: I won't accept your proposal.
Him: don't embarrass me Daaamn. I will get on my knees when we are alone.
Me: Nobody will see that, get on your damn knees now.
Him: you can't make me nayaa.
Me: wtf did you say, did you just call me nayaa?
Him: aren't you going to be my wife?
Me: not after this, you're on your own.



The waiter comes back with the dessert.


Me: ***mean mugs*** him.

I take a bite of the chocolate cake and almost bit the ring.

Me: wtf, you almost broke my teeth, I started low key crying.
Him: surprise, will you marry me? ***loudly***


All of the people staring at me so lovingly.

People whispering, oh I hope she says yes.

Me: **quietly** yes.
Him: I can't heaaaaaaaar you
Me: yes



Everyone claps.


The waiter comes back, desert is on us. Congratulations.




Him: how about the dinner?
Waiter: no just the dessert.
Him:




Me: **to my friends and family**. I am engaged.

 

[Figo]

@Air Jalam

Ina adeer gacanta baa iga dhacdey.

 

[Bernie Madoff]

As an engaged individual. My man and I were fighting, actually more like arguing. I got out the car and shut the door really loud, then he drove slow up to my pace and I kept ignoring him. Then he said yo, you forgot your phone and I will throw it in the Mississippi River, I told him try me nigga.

Him: so you gonna talk to your future husband like that?
Me: **looks at my ring finger** I don't see no ring, so bye
Him: Wallahi I bought you a ring but you ruin the surprise
Me: A diamond ring or a basic ass gold ring?
Him: a diamond ring


The cars behind him were getting impatient and they started honking

Him: get in real quick come on
Me: I get in and say where's my ring?
Him: siiiiiiiiiiike.
Me: I will call my brothers on your dumb ass
Him: I already talked to them
Me: **confused** for what?
Him: for your hand in marriage
Me: stop acting childish before I strangle you.
Him: damn you love me that much? obamadatazz
Me: curses him out
Him: Wallahi the ring is in the house
Me: why?
Him: because I was going to propose later
Me: would you get on your knees?
Him: for what? I ain't begging
Me: nigga if you don't get on your knees I will kick you and then you will get on your knees, don't play with me.
Him:
Me:




He dropped me off at my house


Couple of hours later


I get a phone call.

He: you ready?
Me: for what?
Him: for dinner, I made reservations
Me: aight let me get ready
Him: nigga I texted you 4 hours ago to get ready.
Me: I was just playing boo, I'm ready.


Picks me up after 20 mins


I stand Infront of the car

Him: get in we are going to be late, damn.
Me: Open the door for me, nigga.
Him: you play too much, stop watching Hollywood movies nigga.

He gets out and opens the door for me

Me: maxaa saas kudiiday
Him: laughs.


We pull up to the restaurant.

He gets on his knee.

Me: get up nigga, you are supposed to do it after dinner.
Him: damn you right. Aight, let's get in.


We eat dinner, I ordered lobster.

Him: really? You gonna order a 67 dollar meal, smh.
Me:


After dinner, he asks me to marry him.

Me: get on your knees.
Him: nooo, I ain't gonna do it. These cadaans will think I'm soft.
Me: I won't accept your proposal.
Him: don't embarrass me Daaamn. I will get on my knees when we are alone.
Me: Nobody will see that, get on your damn knees now.
Him: you can't make me nayaa.
Me: wtf did you say, did you just call me nayaa?
Him: aren't you going to be my wife?
Me: not after this, you're on your own.



The waiter comes back with the dessert.


Me: ***mean mugs*** him.

I take a bite of the chocolate cake and almost bit the ring.

Me: wtf, you almost broke my teeth, I started low key crying.
Him: surprise, will you marry me? ***loudly***


All of the people staring at me so lovingly.

People whispering, oh I hope she says yes.

Me: **quietly** yes.
Him: I can't heaaaaaaaar you
Me: yes



Everyone claps.


The waiter comes back, desert is on us. Congratulations.




Him: how about the dinner?
Waiter: no just the dessert.
Him:




Me: **to my friends and family**. I am engaged.

 

[DeMoN]

@Suki-Reiko

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

@Bubi but you liked it though, so that means you read it and you are a natural hater,

 

[DeMoN]

Ina adeer gacanta baa iga dhacdey.

walahi wan qosley...getting worked up on such trivial thing

 

[DeMoN]

@Bubi but you liked it though, so that means you read it and you are a natural hater,

it was for the effort, wan ka naxey

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

it was for the effort, wan ka naxey

I thought Somalis were no naxariis gang.

Either way, you didn't phase me.

 

[Adam]

As an engaged individual. My man and I were fighting, actually more like arguing. I got out the car and shut the door really loud, then he drove slow up to my pace and I kept ignoring him. Then he said yo, you forgot your phone and I will throw it in the Mississippi River, I told him try me nigga.

Him: so you gonna talk to your future husband like that?
Me: **looks at my ring finger** I don't see no ring, so bye
Him: Wallahi I bought you a ring but you ruin the surprise
Me: A diamond ring or a basic ass gold ring?
Him: a diamond ring


The cars behind him were getting impatient and they started honking

Him: get in real quick come on
Me: I get in and say where's my ring?
Him: siiiiiiiiiiike.
Me: I will call my brothers on your dumb ass
Him: I already talked to them
Me: **confused** for what?
Him: for your hand in marriage
Me: stop acting childish before I strangle you.
Him: damn you love me that much? obamadatazz
Me: curses him out
Him: Wallahi the ring is in the house
Me: why?
Him: because I was going to propose later
Me: would you get on your knees?
Him: for what? I ain't begging
Me: nigga if you don't get on your knees I will kick you and then you will get on your knees, don't play with me.
Him:
Me:




He dropped me off at my house


Couple of hours later


I get a phone call.

He: you ready?
Me: for what?
Him: for dinner, I made reservations
Me: aight let me get ready
Him: nigga I texted you 4 hours ago to get ready.
Me: I was just playing boo, I'm ready.


Picks me up after 20 mins


I stand Infront of the car

Him: get in we are going to be late, damn.
Me: Open the door for me, nigga.
Him: you play too much, stop watching Hollywood movies nigga.

He gets out and opens the door for me

Me: maxaa saas kudiiday
Him: laughs.


We pull up to the restaurant.

He gets on his knee.

Me: get up nigga, you are supposed to do it after dinner.
Him: damn you right. Aight, let's get in.


We eat dinner, I ordered lobster.

Him: really? You gonna order a 67 dollar meal, smh.
Me:


After dinner, he asks me to marry him.

Me: get on your knees.
Him: nooo, I ain't gonna do it. These cadaans will think I'm soft.
Me: I won't accept your proposal.
Him: don't embarrass me Daaamn. I will get on my knees when we are alone.
Me: Nobody will see that, get on your damn knees now.
Him: you can't make me nayaa.
Me: wtf did you say, did you just call me nayaa?
Him: aren't you going to be my wife?
Me: not after this, you're on your own.



The waiter comes back with the dessert.


Me: ***mean mugs*** him.

I take a bite of the chocolate cake and almost bit the ring.

Me: wtf, you almost broke my teeth, I started low key crying.
Him: surprise, will you marry me? ***loudly***


All of the people staring at me so lovingly.

People whispering, oh I hope she says yes.

Me: **quietly** yes.
Him: I can't heaaaaaaaar you
Me: yes



Everyone claps.


The waiter comes back, desert is on us. Congratulations.




Him: how about the dinner?
Waiter: no just the dessert.
Him:




Me: **to my friends and family**. I am engaged.

That was a messy proposal but also cute