I challenge you to find a decent looking Somali criminal mugshot.

[South Cushitic]

Are you Muslim?

What brings you to us Somalis?

No. This forum is amusing.

 

[TooMacaan]

Everyone sees through your catch 22 nicca !

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[Von]

I confirm that I am an East African Iraqw pretty boy. I have just the right mix of Nilotic and Cushitic genes. I stand at 6'1, with strong bone structure like a Masai, plus hair and eye lashes like the Afar.

I legit look like a fusion of these two guys

Doubt you are a Cushite, mostly a Bantu Iraqw not even a genuine Iraqw. We Somalis go by the one drop rule.
Why are Bantus always trying to force their way into every country,culture and race. Is this a WUZ KING situation ?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I would post his bail, be his surety and let him stay with me for curfew.