I dodged one

[Figo]

Those I have to tell you something texts early in the mornings

So I beep my phone like Tf this b want
She says I have to tell you something
I'm like Man ain't ready

But I wanna know what the fuk she's on about so I say spill it

She's like we have talk in person I'm like


I can't take it so I tell her b say what's on your madax gaboobey

She says it's a baby
My reaction

Had to read what my eyes saw for like 2 times or 3

So I'm like what baby

She's like

I'm like

Than she says it's lost


Me

Dawg dodged one. I'm happy Alhamdullilah. My Labor Day could've been ruined.

 

[Reign]

 

[Figo]

I'm not like @UncleMenace
Don't have little garacs running about

 

[Reign]

I don't know whether to be happy for you that you don't have wecels or to feel sad for you that you feel happy about losing a baby. Stop being a male and none of this will happen. There's chicks out here who are trying to trap .

 

[Zuleikha]

This is not like you

 

[Mohamud]

Promiscuity waa haram

 

[VixR]

Congratulations.

 

[Bahal]

Sxb I can act all morally outraged but if it was me I'd be

 

[Figo]

I don't know whether to be happy for you that you don't have wecels or to feel sad for you that you feel happy about losing a baby. Stop being a male and none of this will happen. There's chicks out here who are trying to trap .

I know sister. I'm gonna be extra careful in the future.

 

[Knowthyself]

tell her to get on the pill and then use a condom just in case. ya'll are getting so reckless these days

 

[Mohamud]

Sxb I can act all morally outraged but if it was me I'd be

on hundred percent true

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

First of all ewww, you're a manwhore. Secondly how can you be happy with the death of your baby. What kind of heartless human being are you? Secondly why did you Zina? Are you planning on marrying her? You better marry her.

 

[Mohamud]

First of all ewww, you're a manwhore. Secondly how can you be happy with the death of your baby. What kind of heartless human being are you? Secondly why did you Zina? Are you planning on marrying her? You better marry her.

He ain't marrying her

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

I don't know whether to be happy for you that you don't have wecels or to feel sad for you that you feel happy about losing a baby. Stop being a male and none of this will happen. There's chicks out here who are trying to trap .

Omg I said the same thing and I didn't read you post.


I agree!!!

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

He ain't marrying her

Why not?

 

[Figo]

Sxb I can act all morally outraged but if it was me I'd be

Kkkk
I'll have to repent and change my ways tho. This was a close encounter.

 

[Knowthyself]

First of all ewww, you're a manwhore. Secondly how can you be happy with the death of your baby. What kind of heartless human being are you? Secondly why did you Zina? Are you planning on marrying her? You better marry her.

sis......to these men marriage is like getting stuck with a ball and chain around your ankle. if they can get the sex for free without the hassle of marriage everyone of these male sharmootos will be down. trust

 

[Figo]

tell her to get on the pill and then use a condom just in case. ya'll are getting so reckless these days

Didn't use a condom for few times that's probably when I nutted in her.

And here I was thinking my pull out game was A1

 

[Mohamud]

sis......to these men marriage is like getting stuck with a ball and chain around your ankle. if they can get the sex for free without the hassle of marriage everyone of these male sharmootos will be down. trust

Not me abayo

And Reiko I meant nfl season is back. My nigga gonna be preoccupied

 

[Knowthyself]

Didn't use a condom for few times that's probably when I nutted in her.

And here I was thinking my pull out game was A1

im......


get a condom asap bruh, your luck won't last long