I present to you Kangaroos the most alpha animal on the planet

[3LetterzMM]

My favourite animal has always been the Kangaaro one of these guys are more manlier then 20 lions combined. They got gigantic muscles, their whole schedule everyday is eat f*ck and fight, and they have a hierarchy in place where the strongest male leads the mob (pack) of about 50 usually and he is the only one allowed to reproduce with all the females none of the other men are allowed to even touch a girl. The top Kangaroo has to earn his place by being the strongest in the group and taking on any challengers and whooping their asses or he loses his throne and breeding rights. Kangaroos usually weight around 200 pounds with 100 of those pounds being muscles, 40% of those muscles are in their legs which gives them a kick strong enough to put you on your ass, their tails are strong enough to hold their whole weight and in combat they’re able to suck their testicles inside them to avoid any hits to the groin.

Kangaroos are literally a species of boxers they come out the womb training testing their fighting skills on their mother to get stronger. The dedication they have towards honing their skills got my full admiration they spend their whole life sharpening their fighting skills and senses I wish we had them in Somalia their fights are interesting as f*ck it’s like watching an actual mma fight between humans. The alpha kangaroo shits on any other animal and if I had to be an animal it would 10000% be a kangaroo.

 

[The truth seeker]

Aussie Somalis are so lucky the get to live in the Texas of the pacific while having a bunch of EU style benefits

 

[Unicorn]

I love kangaroos. One day i hope i see them in real life. They are funny and love to fight.

 

[Aseer]

You can see hundreds of them where I live either grazing or as roadkill.

 

[Aseer]

Aussie Somalis are so lucky the get to live in the Texas of the pacific while having a bunch of EU style benefits


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Looks nice but the economy is trash, I'd rather live in america than the baadiyo I currently live in, Less Nature more Skyscrapers.

 

[Gacmeey]

Looks nice but the economy is trash, I'd rather live in america than the baadiyo I currently live in, Less Nature more Skyscrapers.

You live in Perth sxb. That’s your fault you should’ve migrated out east

 

[Aseer]

You live in Perth sxb. That’s your fault you should’ve migrated out east

Aamus warya Perth is the best city in all of australia, keep living in your 2M$ apartment that I could get here for way cheaper.

 

[The truth seeker]

Looks nice but the economy is trash, I'd rather live in america than the baadiyo I currently live in, Less Nature more Skyscrapers.

What’s going on I thought Australia had one of the strongest western economies due to there mineral exports and 30 years of no recession before Covid

 

[Aseer]

What’s going on I thought Australia had one of the strongest western economies due to there mineral exports and 30 years of no recession before Covid

We are in a Housing Crisis and the average cost of goods is rapidly rising.

 

[The truth seeker]

We are in a Housing Crisis and the average cost of goods is rapidly rising.

Does Australia not have a bunch of space and I through the country was a next exporter of food

The country has so much advantages is your prime minister that dumb ?

 

[Aseer]

Does Australia not have a bunch of space and I through the country was a next exporter of food

The country has so much advantages is your prime minister that dumb ?

Everyone lives on the coasts, idk about food but I do think the governments dumb cause the australian dollar is declining rapidly per year and housing prices are absolutely insane. I'm just praying we dont get hit hard by trumps tarrifs.