if SomaliSpot was a reality show!

[Fay]

@Fay
Is the village crackhead who get chased from everywhere she goes in the town because of unbearable stench.

Ive ignored u so many times wallahi at this point u obsessed with me

 

[Abdisamad]

Ive ignored u so many times wallahi at this point u obsessed with me

It's all tough love, stop being uptight all the time

 

[Abdisamad]

@Halimo Supremist a store owner who sells abaya and diana beauty products.

@Fay comes to hang at the corner of halimos store

@Halimo Supremist calls her masai looking security guard @486th President who's a bit feminine and walks like a diva on the cat walk when he walks. He now approaches fay and tells her this is a private property and she needs to leave.

@Fay
Has a moment of outburst and shouts..
YOU GODDAM SOMALIANS, YOU THINK YOU BETTER THAN BLACK PEOPLE, WELL GUESS WHAT YOUR COUNTRy Is Sheit, YOU FAILEd REFugEes screW YoU.. IMMA GO SMOKE WITH MY BLACK BROTHERS, Blm til we die...Fays imaginery mick drops on them and leaves the scene.

@486th President is left with this impression on his face



A few minutes later @Asli walks in.ask @Halimo Supremist eedo did the new formula Diana cream arrive yet, I need to take care of my black spots

 

[Hali]

 

[Octavian]

Who do you think out of everyone would fall out

u and dalmoor be married and sheiid season finally

 

[Never Broke Again]

what about me

 

[Octavian]

what about me

ur an cactus npc

 

[Never Broke Again]

ur an cactus npc

nah don't do me like that

 

[Quruxley]

Season four is when we find out @Quruxley was transgender prior to us knowing her

 

[Revolutionary]

We were talking about everyone toots, you weren't the only person I mentioned

 

[Quruxley]

We were talking about everyone toots, you weren't the only person I mentioned

Bringing up how I'm a transgender for the 540th time, seems like someone's got an obsession.

 

[Calaf]

Who would be the secret gay boy loving me

Big Uncle Of course

 

[Villainess]

Also @Asli I'm chasing the bag no way am I going for a broke ass Idol who probably got a train run over him by Female and MALE investors and wears more makeup then me. Actors are the way to go, Less plastic surgery more money and probably more clean.

let's not forget the physco saesangs who would murder any girl who breathes next to an idol

 

[Villainess]

A few minutes later @Asli walks in.ask @Halimo Supremist eedo did the new formula Diana cream arrive yet, I need to take care of my black spots

yes huuno. I am still waiting for the new brand for the yanyuur under. my face is white but my legs is another story. My poor faraax still thinks I am born white!

 

[Abdisamad]

yes huuno. I am still waiting for the new brand for the yanyuur under. my face is white but my legs is another story. My poor faraax still thinks I am born white!

 

[Villainess]

why are you laughing huuno! this is serious! I need to know when the next brand comes out.

 

[Abdisamad]

why are you laughing huuno! this is serious! I need to know when the next brand comes out.

You are one of my favorite posters, always makes me laugh...so I'm assuming you look white except the yanyuur down under do xalimos apply diana creme on the yanyuur

 

[Villainess]

You are one of my favorite posters, always makes me laugh...so I'm assuming you look white except the yanyuur down under do xalimos apply diana creme on the yanyuur

thank you huuno, I pride myself on the fact that I'm funny.

anyways...! I couldn't tell you. I'm reer Meryakan and already lightskin

Tell me if it's true when you marry a reer magaal halimo from somaliland!

 

[angelicnagito]

pick out the characters. i know @Basra is the token stepmother with an evil laugh

@Nafiso Qalanjo is the teen nerd who is always in her room making memes. we appreciate it tho!

@Joliemademoiselle is always in the kitchen practicing how to be the perfect submissive xalimoid

@Quruxley is trying to kidnap @Dalmoor

@486th President is always in the closet... literally

@Revolutionary is the smart boy next door.
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@Halimo Supremist goes out and returns every midnight with a new faraax's corpse in her arms

@BlackJack is in the bathroom practicing to be a kpop idol's next girlfriend

@Amazonian is looking in the mirror practicing his smirk

@Dawo is attempting to talk to that xaalimo at the grocery. unfortunately, it is not going well!

@Octavian is preparing for his conquer of the world.

and me? I am above the screens watching closely

what about me ((((((

 

[Octavian]

what about me ((((((

resident anime dealer