If you could go back in time

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What would you change or what moment would you re-live or who would you kill :mjohreally::denzelnigga:

If i could go back in time, I'd play the leader of the Adal Empire, and would perhaps have United the greater Somali empires, leaving us to conquer Eastern Africa for Somalia.
I would have invaded madagascar and the Somali flag would've been waving in Antananarivo.
 

Apollo

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I would visit pre-Islamic Somalis and show them the AK-47 & seaworthy steam ships and teach them how to build it. Then I'd tell them to conquer the Americas and Australia before the white man. Sit back and enjoy the alternate history. :)
 

HalyeeyQaran

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I would punch in December 12, 1963 on the time machine so I could personally witness the joy of Kenya's independence. :rejoice:

Harambee. :friendhug:
 

Apollo

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I would punch in December 12, 1963 on the time machine so I could personally witness the joy of Kenya's independence. :rejoice:

Harambee. :friendhug:

Kenya won't exist since I already armed ancient Somalis with dangerous weapons and they became the super power of the world. siilaanyolaugh
 

HalyeeyQaran

Citizen of Southwest State
Kenya won't exist since I already armed ancient Somalis with dangerous weapons and they became the super power of the world. siilaanyolaugh
Nigga, those Somalis would spit in your face. Even the ones from your clan wouldn't listen to you.
 

Freebandz

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Stop that ogaden guy from destroying my sub clan or if that's not enough convince him to take the British deal so that we would be kings of the north:damsel:
What could've been:kendrickcry:
Close second is convince siyaad barre not to attack Ethiopia:mjpls:
 
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Free my nigga guwop. The streets fiending for another classic. Tired of these fake ass rappers
 
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I would visit pre-Islamic Somalis and show them the AK-47 & seaworthy steam ships and teach them how to build it. Then I'd tell them to conquer the Americas and Australia before the white man. Sit back and enjoy the alternate history. :)

Imagine Somali being the official language, all the Indhayar would've been dating Somali men lol
 

Apollo

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After that you would have to complete the initiation of eating some camel balls. Only after that would you be taken seriously.

They will probably be impressed by the 20th & 21st century technology I bring to them and think I have godly powers.
 
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World War III is on the way, this means nations will be formed, unities will be broken, and new boarders will be constructed.
We should prepare our nation for the upcoming years, so we can annex certain countries and their coastal cities.
I have this deep fascination with Madagascar. The Island carries the definition of Nirvana. Its coasts, the blue rivers, and the Indian ocean.
Even as a sovereign independent country I still seek its coasts, and even mumble to myself, "what if-"
The Ajuuran state should have conquered this coast, it would have received a fort and an army from the Ottomans.
The idea of World War III might sound scary, but it'll have a major effect on today's civilization.
Somalia should form allies, allies who will stand with them, just as NATO stood with Turkey over the Russian Jet...
Allies who will go to war with you, and will stand beside you even when your actions are incorrect.
Somalia will only expand, the Ogaden will be taken, NFD will be given, them tima Madow, maskax Madow adoons ain't shit but dirt.
If WWIII came into action, I'd send troops to Antananarivo, and boy those troops ain't neva leaving.
 

HalyeeyQaran

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World War III is on the way, this means nations will be formed, unities will be broken, and new boarders will be constructed.
We should prepare our nation for the upcoming years, so we can annex certain countries and their coastal cities.
I have this deep fascination with Madagascar. The Island carries the definition of Nirvana. Its coasts, the blue rivers, and the Indian ocean.
Even as a sovereign independent country I still seek its coasts, and even mumble to myself, "what if-"
The Ajuuran state should have conquered this coast, it would have received a fort and an army from the Ottomans.
The idea of World War III might sound scary, but it'll have a major effect on today's civilization.
Somalia should form allies, allies who will stand with them, just as NATO stood with Turkey over the Russian Jet...
Allies who will go to war with you, and will stand beside you even when your actions are incorrect.
Somalia will only expand, the Ogaden will be taken, NFD will be given, them tima Madow, maskax Madow adoons ain't shit but dirt.
If WWIII came into action, I'd send troops to Antananarivo, and boy those troops ain't neva leaving.
Announce the next time you're in Kenya hooyada wase. I'll knock you tf out. :pacspit:
 
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Announce the next time you're in Kenya hooyada wase. I'll knock you tf out. :pacspit:

Boy I'd knock your teeth in, then take yo silly ass to surgery and knock them right off one more time.
By the time I'm done with you, you goin be saying, "Soomalia Ha Noolato" Dhiladi mareykan ku keentay wase
I'll be in Kenya Jan 2016, come out with the superpower niggahs, you still goin get it
 
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Stop that ogaden guy from destroying my sub clan or if that's not enough convince him to take the British deal so that we would be kings of the north:damsel:
What could've been:kendrickcry:
Close second is convince siyaad barre not to attack Ethiopia:mjpls:

Ahh if only, if only.....
 

HalyeeyQaran

Citizen of Southwest State
Boy I'd knock your teeth in, then take yo silly ass to surgery and knock them right off one more time.
By the time I'm done with you, you goin be saying, "Soomalia Ha Noolato" Dhiladi mareykan ku keentay wase
I'll be in Kenya Jan 2016, come out with the superpower niggahs, you still goin get it
We'll see about that f*ck nigga. Just don't up when I pull up on your ass. Don't let this shit fool you my nigga, I'm really with the bullshit blood. :pacspit:
 
i would show siad pics of present day ogadens waving the hebashi flag, i would show him who his main enemies are :ufdup:what he has to do to avoid being overthrown.
 

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It would be an honour to see the prophet & his companions, & engage in battle with the infidels, sly them, & embrace those who come to the fold of Islam.
 
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