I'm bored. Tell me something interesting about yourself. If not then tell me a crazy story that happened to you

[Naa]

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[arawelo]

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madaxa ka fiiq and eat the fish eyes. its a delicacy apparently

 

[Boogie]

I got big feet

 

[Kurobecky]

I'm all ears. Spill the tea shaah

My wacky cop stories from my rebellious atheist SJW Xalimo days:
Was caught with a quarter of weed, while to my best friends’s house. We got pulled over across the street from my bf’s apartment. I went full Karen. Calls them oppressive assholes, told them they should die, and told them that I pay my taxes. The cops just laughed at me. My best friend came out. When she went over to the cops to ask what’s going on, they slammed her to the ground. My best friend was 5’2 and 130lbs. They took both of us in, but they let us go after 3 hours. I cried, apologized and said I was having a bad day. We actually became friends with the cops that arrested us and had a very nice conversation.
2. A maadow girl that use to hang out with got raided, while I was smoking. The cops just asked me how was my day and ask why am I over here. They were manhandling the hell out of anyone else.
It’s hard out here in these streets, yo!!!!

 

[MacrobianOgress]

I'm a cannibal ogress...that is all.

 

[Nafiso Qalanjo]

My wacky cop stories from my rebellious atheist SJW Xalimo days:
Was caught with a quarter of weed, while to my best friends’s house. We got pulled over across the street from my bf’s apartment. I went full Karen. Calls them oppressive assholes, told them they should die, and told them that I pay my taxes. The cops just laughed at me. My best friend came out. When she went over to the cops to ask what’s going on, they slammed her to the ground. My best friend was 5’2 and 130lbs. They took both of us in, but they let us go after 3 hours. I cried, apologized and said I was having a bad day. We actually became friends with the cops that arrested us and had a very nice conversation.
2. A maadow girl that use to hang out with got raided, while I was smoking. The cops just asked me how was my day and ask why am I over here. They were manhandling the hell out of anyone else.
It’s hard out here in these streets, yo!!!!

I just want to let you know I love your wack stories. Your life is so interesting.

 

[Kurobecky]

I just want to let you know I love your wack stories. Your life is so interesting.

Thank you!!! You guys are super interesting as well!!! Can’t tell most ajnabis because they sensitive asf

 

[Desert Flower]

I play the piano when I'm happy, bored or excited

You’re so cute, you Zaki Yare look-alike you.

 

[Naa]

madaxa ka fiiq and eat the fish eyes. its a delicacy apparently

They just goldfish, I don’t think they’re delicacies. I liked them so much

 

[Gokboru]

I was wrestling champ at my school.

 

[Boogie]

You’re so cute, you Zaki Yare look-alike you.

Habayar why did u show us this cursed photo

 

[Nafiso Qalanjo]

I was wrestling champ at my school.

How much did you win, and how much did you lose?

 

[Desert Flower]

Habayar why did u show us this cursed photo

Take that back.

 

[Boogie]

Take that back.

Ok why

 

[Gokboru]

How much did you win, and how much did you lose?

30-3-1
30
Wins
3 loses
And a tie

 

[Nafiso Qalanjo]

30-3-1
30
Wins
3 loses
And a tie

impressive.

 

[Amazonian]

You’re so cute, you Zaki Yare look-alike you.

I swear I look nothing like that guy