Imagine you get married only to find out that..

[Xasusi]

Put your low self-esteem away, walaal. I am absolutely a Chad, and proud of it.

Doubt

 

[Hybrid()]

No; I wrote it on the fly to counteract @Hybrid()'s nastiness. I don't do copy pastes. Thank you, hun.

woow. you got true geeljirre genes in you for being able to write poetry that flows spontaneously. you got my father's respect. he used to be a poet.

 

[Bahabskul]

Doubt

Who cares, bro

 

[Odkac WRLD]

Finish what you started, And get your 8 hrs of sleep.

drop her off at aabo crib next day and shake the old nigga for your coins

 

[Jiron]

Well we have married and we are turning a new page, the past does not matter, what matter is the present and preparing for the future. I am a big believer that people can change and be loyal to each other

 

[Sophisticate]

woow. you got true geeljirre genes in you for being able to write poetry that flows spontaneously. you got my father's respect. he used to be a poet.

Thanks. I don't think it's in my genes. Just something I would do for fun.

 

[Helios]

Thanks. I don't think it's in my genes. Just something I would do for fun.

Beimg quick witted is a good skill to have

 

[Daacad90]

your wife isn't a virgin.

She hasn't been married before, no one knew she wasn't a virgin, and then right at the first night before you start, she tells you.

What would you do? Suck it up and accept her for who she is? Or maybe call her dad and demand a refund?

If your wife was previously married ofcourse she wouldn't be a virgin.

 

[karkaar]

Nah im not having it, imagine the mother of my future children being mounted unlawfully by another man .Im hitting her with the triple dhalaq,waxaasu socon mayso.

 

[Xaruun]

Shag her nonstop for a few weeks then return her to family and get them to refund meher in full

 

[Samaalic Era]

Shag her nonstop for a few weeks then return her to family and get them to refund meher in full

You dont pay mehr upfront sxb. Only something called Sooriyo if im saying it right. Mehr is only paid on divorce. Sooriyo is usually Gold that you give her

 

[Xaruun]

You dont pay mehr upfront sxb. Only something called Sooriyo if im saying it right. Mehr is only paid on divorce. Sooriyo is usually Gold that you give her

Ok, I’ll take all of the jewellery back and give it to my female relatives.

 

[Tawheed]

You dont pay mehr upfront sxb. Only something called Sooriyo if im saying it right. Mehr is only paid on divorce. Sooriyo is usually Gold that you give her

waryaa that is wrong tho but many somalis do it why?

 

[karkaar]

You dont pay mehr upfront sxb. Only something called Sooriyo if im saying it right. Mehr is only paid on divorce. Sooriyo is usually Gold that you give her

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[Samaalic Era]

waryaa that is wrong tho but many somalis do it why?

Divorce is so common that why. Its to stop getting finessed

 

[Xaruun]

waryaa that is wrong tho but many somalis do it why?

Mehr = Sooriyo islamically, so I think Somali mehr is just their form of alimony. No way am I paying mehr then

 

[Tawheed]

Mehr = Sooriyo islamically, so I think Somali mehr is just their form of alimony. No way am I paying mehr then

but you have to pay it in the beginning

 

[SOULSEARCHING]

You can never know if a lady is a virgin when she's single and childless.

Child birth is what makes it a bit lose.

Good luck

 

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[Tawheed]

You can never know if a lady is a virgin when she's single and childless.

Child birth is what makes it a bit lose.

Good luck

but in the story she tells him