Israel as Somalia should settle their non-existent problems

[Galaeri]

COZ DEY KILLUN DA UMMAH N SHIIEET!!1!
Seriously though, people always try to play the victim, even though opening diplomatic ties is just the grown up thing to at bare minimum, Somalis still stay delusional.

Just take your L and go away.

 

[The_Cosmos]

The shabbos goyim of SomaliSpot thus far: @Adheer Warsame and @The_Cosmos.

Feel free to add to that list.

Being pro Israel is no insult. I'm not blinded by loyalty to people who could careless about you and your situation. The Palestinians are as much to blame for their situation as Israel. Israel should be held accountable for its doings but the Palestinians should understand that they were offered a nation in 1948 but opted for war and they lost. Several wars were waged and they lost. Can't and moan after losing a war you started.

 

[Jujuman]

Just take your L and go away.

The Arabs have done more harm to us than the Jews ever have and yet we're their lapdogs.

 

[Apollo]

I love the Jews.

I have many Jewish friends. Seriously.

 

[Adheer Warsame]

Just take your L and go away.

What L?

There would literally be no negatives in this plan, if there are they would be minor. Plus Jerusalem has religious significance for Muslims and we can't keep it locked away forever, israel is going nowhere buddy.

 

[Mudug-Madman]

Having relations with Israel =/= shunning the Arabs. Many Arab states have relations with Israel, such as Jordan or Egypt. We should establish basic diplomatic ties at the very least. I really don't like Israel, but the Israel Palestine conflict has nothing to do with us. We should seek to maintain cordial relations with both the Arabs and the Jews. Throw Iran in there as well.

Diplomacy is not a team sport where you pick one side at the exclusion of another. You can play both sides. In fact, that's what smart nations do.

 

[Jujuman]

Just know that Israel has up to 400 nukes along with 10000km range ICBMs.

As much as the Salafist hate to admit it. Israel isn't going anywhere so it's better for both parties (mainly Somalia) to establish cordial relations with one another.

 

[Canuck]

@Canuck was right, it is about Islam. When he says Arabs destroyed our culture he means Islam. How on earth could Arabs affect on our culture, we weren't colonised by them. Outrageous claims.

That's true we don't even speak Arabic like North Africa & Sudan, they hate Islam not Arab.

 

[Adheer Warsame]

That's true we don't even speak Arabic like North Africa & Sudan, they hate Islam not Arab.

Go to Mogadishu and count how many niqabs you see. Hell, you don't need to be in Somalia, count how many niqabs in a Somali dominated area.

 

[Canuck]

Go to Mogadishu and count how many niqabs you see. Hell, you don't need to be in Somalia, count how many niqabs in a Somali dominated area.

They wore because lack of security and poverty

 

[Apollo]

@Canuck was right, it is about Islam. When he says Arabs destroyed our culture he means Islam. How on earth could Arabs affect on our culture, we weren't colonised by them. Outrageous claims.

Without Arab / Middle Eastern influence our culture would be like this:

@Bahal @Nin xun

 

[rabshole]

Edit: OP literally put no thought into this preposterous post. It's just another low-key emotional anti-Islamic calaacal masquerading as diplomatic strategy.

Bingo :siilaanyolaugh:

 

[somebody]

Without Arab / Middle Eastern influence our culture would be like this:

@Bahal @Nin xun

War
Ninyow.

 

[ace mooha]

Think about it. Opening up diplomatic ties with Israel can be very beneficial for both sides
1. Israel is not going anywhere, it established itself the day it karbashed 5 Arab countries by itself. We still have cuqdad over this somehow and share grievances with the sandies. This mentality will take us nowhere and we get no benefits from this
2. Israel is one of the most technologically advanced countries in the world. The tiny desert strip has produced so much medical advancements and technology, the dune coons can't even compete. There have been no Arab Muslim Nobel prize winners, while the Jews dominate the list, that speaks for itself
3. There are only 4 Muslim countries with OPEN ties to Israel. Israel needs a Muslim country that it can side with, this is the best opportunity for Somalia. Israel has desalination plants and the best agricultural methods and we have the best climate, most strategic location in Africa and vast untapped resources. We can use their water tech to solve the drought and famine and military tech to defend ourselves from Madow and Arab invaders, they can use our sunny, windy climate and our oil and uranium reserves. Who knows? They might give us free water like they do with Jordan since Muslims allies are very important to it
There are no downsides to this.
Expected "rebuttals"
>muh ummah
It's not like the Arabs care about non Arab problems. How often do you see Muslims crying about the massacares in Burma, the droughts in Somalia and the sweatshops in Bangladesh like they do for a kid getting arrested in gaza
>(Jew conspiracy theory)
Please spare me this stuff, I don't want you sounding like a schizo.

Now I understand why Al shabaab and ISIS kill es like you.
TRAITORS.

 

[Mudug-Madman]

Without Arab / Middle Eastern influence our culture would be like this:

@Bahal @Nin xun

Shit is funny but lets not get carried away. Most of our culture is not Arab influenced.

 

[Nin xun]

Without Arab / Middle Eastern influence our culture would be like this:

@Bahal @Nin xun

I'm dying, iga dhaafa. Stop posting it...

 

[Adheer Warsame]

You Arab apologists don't care about your ancestry and heritage do you? The ugly genes of Bantus and the Wahhabi ideology of the Arabs creeping into our society by the day. Will Somalis wake up when we become another Pakistan? Just another colony of Saudi Arabia with a bastardised version of the Arab culture, where it's people are called dogs and slaves by Arabs. Because by then it will be too late

 

[rabshole]

Shit is funny but lets not get carried away. Most of our culture is not Arab influenced.

It was clearly sarcasm/banter on his part
Or was it @Amun

 

[ace mooha]

You Arab apologists don't care about your ancestry and heritage do you? The ugly genes of Bantus and the Wahhabi ideology of the Arabs creeping into our society by the day. Will Somalis wake up when we become another Pakistan? Just another colony of Saudi Arabia with a bastardised version of the Arab culture, where it's people are called dogs and slaves by Arabs. Because by then it will be too late

Waryaa just take this L and go eat your hooyo's canjeelo.

Without Arab / Middle Eastern influence our culture would be like this:

@Bahal @Nin xun

Damn!!

 

[Adheer Warsame]

Waryaa just take this L and go eat your hooyo's canjeelo.

K. Fine, RIP to the Somali ethnicity then, I guess ethnic suicide was the way to go
Somalia will be rebranded as Bantu Arabia, or maybe even Ogaden II.