it dawn on me, there are actually several sports where Somalis can excel at. Theyre just unaware of it.

Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot
The Olympics has so many sports but several of them are geared towards Somalis.

Wall climbing

gun shooting

tooray is gelin (fencing)

corruption

horse jockey

hot dog eating contest
 
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Kisame

Plotting world domination
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The Olympics has so many sports but several of them are geared towards Somalis.

Wall climbing

gun shooting

tooray is gelin (fencing)

corruption
I want to see which sprint events we can excel at. We already have one guy that ran a 10.38 but he didn't train for a long ass time like these other Olympic level athletes. I want to see how fast we can be if we trained a bunch of kids to run the 100m. I want to see young Mali niggas training for all the sprint events. Not all of us have the elite long distance genes.

Warya don't you have kids??? You better be putting them in sports.
 

Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot
I want to see which sprint events we can excel at. We already have one guy that ran a 10.38 but he didn't train for a long ass time like these other Olympic level athletes. I want to see how fast we can be if we trained a bunch of kids to run the 100m. I want to see young Mali niggas training for all the sprint events. Not all of us have the elite long distance genes.

Warya don't you have kids??? You better be putting them in sports.

100m is out of the question.

it is for West Africans or descendants of West Africans.

I refuse them to persue sports. I want their idols to be people behind medical breakthroughs.

They are the heros. They are to be emulated.
 
I don't know why sports like horse riding are marginalized, Saudis and Germans are special as I see it, so why not Somalis too? We have the potential for that.
 

Kisame

Plotting world domination
VIP
100m is out of the question.

it is for West Africans or descendants of West Africans.

I refuse them to persue sports. I want their idols to be people behind medical breakthroughs.

They are the heros. They are to be emulated.

"I refuse them to persue sports. I want their idols to be people behind medical breakthroughs."

Plenty of educated men and women competed in sports while they were young. At least let your kids run track

"100m is out of the question."

The 400m is still within our range
 

Basra

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The Olympics has so many sports but several of them are geared towards Somalis.

Wall climbing

gun shooting

tooray is gelin (fencing)

corruption

It has dawned on me that u r missing in action from the forums
 

Grigori Rasputin

Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot
Hilarious

It has dawned on me that u r missing in action from the forums


Michael Jordan Lol GIF


why did you not inquire about me.

it took my illegitimate son @AbdiFreedom to call my other child to find out where I’m at
 

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