Its always got to be the BLM HALIMO

Sorry but you are out of season. The dark-skinned Abdi is in. They provide nicer skin contrast, have velvet skin, are better prepared for the summertime and won't be mistaken for your brother.
:kanyeshrug: If you aren't blicker then Nesquik bye walaal.
Nah, don't give them ego. They gassed to the point they routinely talk down on their female counterparts as if they don't look the damn same :camby:

Mariin with long curly hair geeljire >>>>> ashtray abdi futoweyn
 

Nalaaye floxks

Life is like a sandwich, the bread comes first💰💯
Nah, don't give them ego. They gassed to the point they routinely talk down on their female counterparts as if they don't look the damn same :camby:

Mariin with long curly hair geeljire >>>>> ashtray abdi futoweyn
I’m darkskinned and I’ve never been ashy for once, y’all niggas fell off at 2016/17 and nobody cares about no lightskins :russ:
 

Nalaaye floxks

Life is like a sandwich, the bread comes first💰💯
BMixed (black/white girls) like white men, they even like the basic ones, mixed people are the weakest links
 

Sophisticate

~Gallantly Gadabuursi~
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Nah, don't give them ego. They gassed to the point they routinely talk down on their female counterparts as if they don't look the damn same :camby:
:gaasdrink: The best dark-skinned Abdis are chiefly attracted to dark-skinned Xalimos. They present a challenge for a caramel sister such as myself, being more difficult to steal given a slight melanin deficit. Imagine an Abdi that wants you to tan until you're red from head to toe or burnt to a crisp. That's my new type. And I love a challenge!

Light skins are wintertime Abdis suitable for cuffing season. Their only advantages are tolerating a vitamin D deficiency better and existing above the equator, where they can afford to frolic with the Yeti. Their downside is trying to compete with your appearance. Some brown skins also suffer from the same issue. @Nalaaye floxks is winning! Under my care, he will shine brighter than a disco ball, be uber moisturized, and his teeth will be whiter than white. @Nilotic be very afraid. He will usurp you Dinkas and grab the title of King of the Night. Just give us one summer.
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Khanderson

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Sorry but you are out of season. The dark-skinned Abdi is in. They provide nicer skin contrast, are better prepared for the summertime, and won't be mistaken for your brother.
:kanyeshrug: If you aren't blicker then Nesquik bye walaal.

You can’t say that about back home though.

Not to mentioned how they’re bleaching themselves to oblivion.

when I come to Somalia they’ll worship me and look up their kings.

face it, I’m their Messiah.

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Nalaaye floxks

Life is like a sandwich, the bread comes first💰💯
:gaasdrink: The best dark-skinned Abdis are chiefly attracted to dark-skinned Xalimos. They present a challenge for a caramel sister such as myself, being more difficult to steal given a slight melanin deficit. Imagine an Abdi that wants you to tan until you're red from head to toe or burnt to a crisp. That's my new type. And I love a challenge!

Light skins are wintertime Abdis suitable for cuffing season. Their only advantages are tolerating a vitamin D deficiency better and existing above the equator, where they can afford to frolic with the Yeti. Their downside is trying to compete with your appearance. Some brown skins also suffer from the same issue. @Nalaaye floxks is winning! Under my care, he will shine brighter than a disco ball, be uber moisturized, and his teeth will be whiter than white. @Nilotic be very afraid. He will usurp you Dinkas and grab the title of King of the Night. Just give us one summer.
looneytunes-yeti.gif
@Nilotic you better have a south sudanese baddie :russsmug:
 

Sophisticate

~Gallantly Gadabuursi~
Staff Member
You can’t say that about back home though.

not to mentioned how they’re bleaching themselves to oblivion.

when I come to Somalia they’ll worship me and look up their kings.

face it, I’m their Messiah.

amazon fly GIF
Haaaaye, your hubris has deluded you into thinking you're a demigod.
For this caramel honey, dark matters, it flatters and will make me look badder. :drakekidding:

The season has changed and acceptance is key.
 
:gaasdrink: The best dark-skinned Abdis are chiefly attracted to dark-skinned Xalimos. They present a challenge for a caramel sister such as myself, being more difficult to steal given a slight melanin deficit. Imagine an Abdi that wants you to tan until you're red from head to toe or burnt to a crisp. That's my new type. And I love a challenge!

Light skins are wintertime Abdis suitable for cuffing season. Their only advantages are tolerating a vitamin D deficiency better and existing above the equator, where they can afford to frolic with the Yeti. Their downside is trying to compete with your appearance. Some brown skins also suffer from the same issue. @Nalaaye floxks is winning! Under my care, he will shine brighter than a disco ball, be uber moisturized, and his teeth will be whiter than white. @Nilotic be very afraid. He will usurp you Dinkas and grab the title of King of the Night. Just give us one summer.
looneytunes-yeti.gif

You're going to need 100+ summers for him to match our complexion; you merely adopted the dark... I was born in it

:trumpsmirk::mjlol:
 

Khanderson

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Haaaaye, your hubris has deluded you into thinking you're a demigod.
For this caramel honey, dark matters, it flatters and will make me look badder. :drakekidding:

The season has changed and acceptance is key.

the only people who gassed them up are the yahuds.

every culture, mythology, religion and society have favoured us lightskins Compare to the opposite.

Also @Sophisticate aren’t you light skin?

you traitor.
 

Nalaaye floxks

Life is like a sandwich, the bread comes first💰💯
Also @Sophisticate aren’t you light skin?

you traitor.
Who doesn’t want a blackberry juice? :diddyass:

Maybe she’s looking for a darkskinned king😏

Also even lightskin women worship us and they don’t like y’all anymore, take the L and get a tan like us :russ:

Only people that’s gassing y’all up is the cadaans
 
Who doesn’t want a blackberry juice? :diddyass:

Maybe she’s looking for a darkskinned king😏

Also even lightskin women worship us and they don’t like y’all anymore, take the L and get a tan like us :russ:

Only people that’s gassing y’all up is the cadaans

This is beyond hilarious 😂
 

Sophisticate

~Gallantly Gadabuursi~
Staff Member
You're going to need 100+ summers for him to match our complexion; you merely adopted the dark... I was born in it

:trumpsmirk::mjlol:
Waryaa, we're almost there. Hug your trophy for now. But you're going down. By hook or crook, we will steal your Darfurian crown.
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the only people who gassed them up are the yahuds.

every culture, mythology, religion and society have favoured us lightskins Compare to the opposite.

Also @Sophisticate aren’t you light skin?

you traitor.

Cool story, bro. I doubt pre-contact predominately SSA seemed to favour light skin (an uncommon trait). That's a stretch.
:dead1:

I'm not a traitor. I prefer Abdis who aren't light-skinned supremacists, be they light or dark. It's not a good look. There is something oddly feminine about a man who discusses his (1) hair or (2) tone or who takes pride in it like it's some achievement. :lol:

Thank my great ayeeyo :banderas:

Sadly, I did not win the lottery. I only had one dark brownskinned grandparent (who sadly had the light skin genotype that passed it on). So I have to marry a very dark Somali man to have vibrantly dark-skinned children. I don't want Casper, the friendly ghost kids who levitate which @K-M-O is actively promoting.
 

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