Kebab/garlic burp chronicles

[Figo]

Dumar should pray at home Taking extra parkings and shit

Anyway back to the topic. Brother nin jabey baad tahey. Anigu the first smell baa la suuxi laha and I'd need an ambulance to escort me out.

I don't know why people eat garlic/onions and go to the masjid. They're told not to most of the time especially during Ramadan.

 

[Duchess]

Someone should start a fund so they can be taught how to properly make wadu and buy them some new jilbabs. I can't take this torture any longer.

 

[Suxuufi]

Any of yall ever get those burps when chilling with shorties. It happened to me after eating some crazy hilib ari. I had to keep turning my head to the side and exhaling but a girl sat next to me and it hit her right in the face . Luckily she wasn't the one I was interested in

 

[Hatredfree]

After brushing your teeth, one spoon of coconut oil swish it inside your mouth magic breeth. I recommend this for the bad breath hooligans.

 

[Bahal]

After having iftar, I had a quick shower, got dressed, and headed out. Picked up a friend on the way and drove to our local mosque.

We were some of the first people, so we got ourselves a nice spot in the first row. Sat there quietly and read some Qur'an in the meantime. As Isha prayer approached, a middle-aged bariis cune man sat next to me on the right, whilst my friend sat on my left.

The Adhan was done and now the Muadhin was doing the Iqamah, then suddenly a whiff of hot garlic air swept across my nose which caught me by surprise I paid no mind to it and started praying Isha with the rest of the congregation.

As we did Rukoo, the garlic burp attacked again. This time, it nearly melted the right side of my face off. It had me wondering bariis cunaahan muuxu cuuney for iftar

We got down for Sajda, everyone is quietly reading the Duas and qashin cune burped so loud you could hear echoes, top that off with the monstrous smell that followed it gave me an instant migraine

Wallahi I couldn't continue with the bloody trash can praying next to me. I quit salah, ran to the toilets and vomited out all of my Affur. After about 15 minutes, I stepped out and prayed Isha and Taraweeh in the back rows.

If it were up to me that no xishood kalaab wouldn't be allowed in the masjid again. What a way to ruin my night

I go to a Mosque populated with Somalis, there's grown men florescent jackets walking around like it's a Splinter Cell game sxb.

 

[Mckenzie]

Niggas saying Amen like

Breath smelling like

Me holding back like

 

[RedStar]

Some Somali masjids in my city are much worse. Along with the repugnant stench of feet and mouths that have never encountered toothpaste, you can smell the bathroom as soon as you walk into the door. This isn't a third world country sxb, why am I smelling the odor coming from the bathroom? Can you not call the plumber to sort this out?

Alhamdulillah, the mosque I go to doesn't have this issue.

There's a Somali mosque like that near my flat lol even the ajnabis have complained about it but still no action from the heads of the masjid

 

[RedStar]

It can't be worse than praying next to women with moldy jilbabs.

how is that even possible?