Luo vs kalenjin beef in Kenya

You may laugh now, but when a militia of 200 shows up at your doorstep in the dead of night, it won’t be so funny. These people fought the British for 16 years using the same arrows you mock. They are skilled archers who employ guerrilla tactics, striking in large numbers with poisoned arrows under the cover of darkness. How do I know? Because our house was raided back in 2007. Over 100 of them arrived in the early hours of Valentine’s Day. They left my father lying in front of our home—with his neck and ribs broken, his body pierced with arrows, and his eyes gouged out.
 
Last edited:
They wouldn’t last a day in Somalia

Obviously not, if they're only armed with bows and arrows but the Kalenjin are divided into 11 culturally and linguistically related tribes totaling about 6.3 million people.

In Northern Kenya, the Pokot are practically born with an AK at the hip and the Sabaot once formed a militia (SLDF) that even gave the KDF trouble.

FB_IMG_1740501868495.jpg


Think I previously mentioned that the Nandi fought the British for 16 years. They only lost because the British brokered a fake truce only to then ambush their spiritual leader Koitalel Arap Samoei.

image-1.png


Screenshot_20250225_180254_Chrome.jpg


The Kalenjin tribes:
Kipsigis (1.9 million),
Nandi (937,000),
Pokot (778,000),
Sebei (350,000),
Sabaot (296,000),
Keiyo (451,000),
Tugen (197,556),
Cherang'any (8,323),
Marakwet (119,000),
Ogiek (52,000),
Terik (323,230),
Lembus (71,600),
Sengwer (10,800).

If all these communities were to unite, they would pose a serious threat to any country/community. Just look at the havoc Al-Shabaab are wreaking with 15-18,000 men. Joseph Kony similarly killed more than 100,000 with a small militia.

The Kalenjin still practice cattle rustling, which often leads to deadly outcomes, and in times of conflict, they don’t adhere to normal codes of war (proportionality, humanity, and honor). It was a Kalenjin who ordered the execution of 5000 Somalis in Wagalla. This was two years after a Luo led coup against the government in 1982. It hardened him

20200208_MAD003_0.jpg


During the PEV, they tracked down women seeking shelter in churches and burned them alive, along with children. Same thing in 1992 where they killed 5000 Kikuyus in Molo.

Somalis, I would think are a bit more civilised. Most of your people are businessmen, whereas these people still live in the dark ages. Imagine a father coming home from work, only to go out and "hunt"—that is the reality for many Kalenjins.

16kenya_600.jpg


ChatGPT:

If we're comparing traditional Kalenjin warriors and Somali warriors, the outcome would depend on several factors, including tactics, weapons, and the specific historical context.

Kalenjin Warriors:
• Known for their endurance, agility, and expertise in archery.
• Used guerrilla tactics, ambushes, and deep knowledge of their terrain.
• Fought with bows, poisoned arrows, spears, and sometimes clubs.

Historically engaged in cattle raids and resisted colonial forces (e.g., the Nandi resistance against the British).

Somali Warriors:
• Highly mobile, often using horses or later camels for warfare.
• Skilled in both melee combat and ranged attacks, using spears, swords, and bows.
• Developed strong clan-based militias, capable of both large-scale battles and fast raids.

Fought against Ethiopian, Omani, and later European colonial forces.

Who Would Have the Advantage?
In open terrain (e.g., savannas or deserts): Somalis, due to their mobility, use of cavalry, and experience in large-scale warfare.

In forested or mountainous regions: Kalenjin warriors, who excelled in hit-and-run tactics and ambush warfare.

At long range: Kalenjin archers, depending on the effectiveness of their bows and poisoned arrows.

At close range: Somalis, due to their experience with swords and spears in direct combat.

Ultimately, it would depend on the battlefield and the circumstances. If the fight were prolonged, the Kalenjin endurance and guerrilla tactics could wear down the Somalis. However, in a direct, fast-paced battle, Somali warriors might have the upper hand due to their cavalry and combat experience against diverse enemies.
 
Last edited:
Obviously not, if they're only armed with bows and arrows. But in Northern Kenya, the Pokot are practically born with an AK at the hip.

View attachment 356008

...and the Sabaot once formed a militia (SLDF) that even gave the KDF trouble.

Think I previously mentioned that the Nandi fought the British for 16 years. They only lost because the British brokered a fake truce only to then ambush their spiritual leader Koitalel Arap Samoei.

View attachment 356009

View attachment 356010

The Kalenjin are divided into 11 culturally and linguistically related tribes: Kipsigis (1.9 million), Nandi (937,000), Pokot (778,000), Sebei (350,000), Sabaot (296,000), Keiyo (451,000), Tugen (197,556), Cherang'any (8,323), Marakwet (119,000), Ogiek (52,000), Terik (323,230), Lembus (71,600), and Sengwer (10,800), totaling about 6.3 million people.

If all these communities were to unite, they would pose a serious threat to any country/community. Just look at the havoc Al-Shabaab are wreaking with 15-18,000 men. Joseph Kony similarly killed more than 100,000 with a small militia.

The Kalenjin still practice cattle rustling, which often leads to deadly outcomes, and in times of conflict, they don’t adhere to normal codes of war (proportionality, humanity, and honor). It was a Kalenjin who ordered the execution of 5000 Somalis in Wagalla.

View attachment 356011

During the PEV, they tracked down women seeking shelter in churches and burned them alive, along with children. Same thing in 1992 where they killed 5000 Kikuyus in Molo.

Somalis, I would think are a bit more civilised. Most of your people are businessmen, whereas these people still live in the dark ages. Imagine a father coming home from work, only to go out and "hunt"—that is the reality for many Kalenjins.

View attachment 356007

ChatGPT:

If we're comparing traditional Kalenjin warriors and Somali warriors, the outcome would depend on several factors, including tactics, weapons, and the specific historical context.

Kalenjin Warriors:
• Known for their endurance, agility, and expertise in archery.
• Used guerrilla tactics, ambushes, and deep knowledge of their terrain.
• Fought with bows, poisoned arrows, spears, and sometimes clubs.

Historically engaged in cattle raids and resisted colonial forces (e.g., the Nandi resistance against the British).

Somali Warriors:
• Highly mobile, often using horses or later camels for warfare.
• Skilled in both melee combat and ranged attacks, using spears, swords, and bows.
• Developed strong clan-based militias, capable of both large-scale battles and fast raids.

Fought against Ethiopian, Omani, and later European colonial forces.

Who Would Have the Advantage?
In open terrain (e.g., savannas or deserts): Somalis, due to their mobility, use of cavalry, and experience in large-scale warfare.

In forested or mountainous regions: Kalenjin warriors, who excelled in hit-and-run tactics and ambush warfare.

At long range: Kalenjin archers, depending on the effectiveness of their bows and poisoned arrows.

At close range: Somalis, due to their experience with swords and spears in direct combat.

Ultimately, it would depend on the battlefield and the circumstances. If the fight were prolonged, the Kalenjin endurance and guerrilla tactics could wear down the Somalis. However, in a direct, fast-paced battle, Somali warriors might have the upper hand due to their cavalry and combat experience against diverse enemies.
This whole time I thought kalenjins where a settled agricultural community similar to the luos good insight on Nilotic history

which subclan of kalenjin produce most of the Olympic athletes ?
 
This whole time I thought kalenjins where a settled agricultural community similar to the luos good insight on Nilotic history

which subclan of kalenjin produce most of the Olympic athletes ?

I believe that would be the Nandi.

Some are settled, others are primitive. They steal their neighbours cattle, and kill whoever gets in the way. During times of conflict (elections etc...) they usually show up in large numbers just to intimidate and leave a dozen people dead. You can't really defend yourself against an immoral enemy who's willing to kill anyone to get a W. Women, children, elderly, nobody's safe so you're forced to move until things calm down. Unless you have an AK you're helpless against archers.

Imagine getting this drilled in your head.

FB_IMG_1740505444806.jpg


FB_IMG_1740504862152.jpg


FB_IMG_1740504874613.jpg


FB_IMG_1740504880345.jpg


This was Sondu back in 2024, the Kipsigis marched into town with a huge militia.

FB_IMG_1740504808086.jpg


FB_IMG_1740504812577.jpg


FB_IMG_1740504817387.jpg


Left a dozen innocent civilians dead in their wake.

Seventeen years ago, my mom went to bed next to her husband. The next morning, she returned to find our house burned down after spending the night in the woods with a child. She discovered our neighbor crying over a corpse covered with a sheet because the sight was too harrowing to bear. He had been completely disemboweled and tortured. "Animals" is the only word I can use to describe them. Even ISIS behead their victims quickly.
 
Last edited:
Nomadic tribes, in general, are a nuisance to their neighbors because, even with a standing army, it's hard to defend against bandit attacks. No one wants to lose loved ones in a senseless assault. Even if you retaliate, they'll eventually return, seeing that they are fighting for their survival. I consider them enemies of progress. I hear the Fulani of Nigeria are no different. In Isiolo, the Samburu have been doing the same thing to the Somali and Turkana, but I hear things have calmed down.

Edit:
Or not... this was posted 6 mins ago.

Screenshot_20250225_191501_Facebook.jpg


Somalis similarly used to conduct raids/ retaliatory raids on their Samburu neighbours during the colonial era but while you guys evolved, these nomads are still stuck in their primitive ways.

Screenshot_20250225_192909_YouTube.jpg


Screenshot_20250225_192818_YouTube.jpg


Screenshot_20250225_192709_YouTube.jpg
 

Attachments

  • Screenshot_20250225_192649_YouTube.jpg
    Screenshot_20250225_192649_YouTube.jpg
    1.1 MB · Views: 5
  • Screenshot_20250225_192949_YouTube.jpg
    Screenshot_20250225_192949_YouTube.jpg
    469.6 KB · Views: 6
Last edited:
Nigga comparing us to kalenjins.
Are u on crack??!
GTFOH.

Take a step back, set your ego aside, and actually process the information before responding like a buffoon. Now, tell me—where exactly did I bruise your fragile ego? Was it because I refuted the idea that a militarized Kalenjin group wouldn’t survive in Somalia, or because I compared your past cattle-raiding lifestyle to that of the Samburu? If it’s the former, then you’re an intellectual midget—no one has a monopoly on violence. You should have learned that after 35 years of insurgencies. If it’s the latter, I suggest you read the excerpt below—sounds a lot like the Samburu right?

#REPOST

The first major blow to colonial authority in the Northern Frontier District (NFD), later North Eastern province, happened in December 1915, when Aulihan Somalis residing in the area between the Lorian Swamp and Wajir mounted a huge raid on the Samburu to their west.

The attack which was conducted mainly by the Reer Tur Adi section supported by Jibrail, had devastating results. Besides the 54 Samburu, 3 Meru also perished, and the Somalis took thousands of cattle, small stock, and donkeys.

Following the raid, a British officer teamed up with Samburu warriors, to pursue the attackers, but they were forced to retreat.

Receiving anxious reports from the frontier, officials in Nairobi immediately reacted by dispatching reinforcements to the north.

Lieutenant Harry Rayne, who was a veteran of the Nandi punitive expeditions, was given charge of organizing a British patrol to bring back the stolen Samburu cattle. Rayne hoped to surprise the Aulihan in a dawn raid, kill as many as possible, and afterwards seize hostages to open talks on his terms.

At the same time that preparations for military reprisal were underway, the colonial administration sought nevertheless to negotiate with the southern Aulihan.

British officials held public meetings, with the Somalis where they demanded that the Aulihan return the stolen livestock to the Samburu and pay them dia, or blood money, at a rate of 20 cattle per victim.

Because of these meetings, the Reer Jibrail sections of the Aulihan returned most of their portion of the spoils, but not the Reer Tur Adi Aulihan who, according to the East African Protectorate Acting-Governor Charles Bowring, "escaped practically unpunished."

By the end of the year, the Aulihan still owed 2,400 cattle, 15,800 sheep and goats, and 350 donkeys by the government's reckoning. Only the Reer Abukr section of the Reer Tur Adi paid the entire fine assessed against them.

Finally, in January 1916, colonial government officials felt they had had enough with talking. Consequently, they gave the Aulihan less than a week to pay their fine. The Aulihan responded by asking for more time, but the request was denied.

But still, the British failed to take offensive measures against the Aulihan. At Wajir, the only action that the Acting DC took was to double the guard since he feared a night attack from the many Somalis who had assembled near the government station. The British deadline came and went with apparently little effect.

By mid January, the Wajir Acting DC was aware that there had been a dramatic change for the worse in the British position among them Somalis. This was after a caravan owned by the white-settler Denys Finch-Hatton, best remembered for his romance with the writer, Karen Blixen, was attacked by northern elements of the Aulihan.

The attackers killed 13 members of the caravan and stole stock. Several wounded men were left behind as the survivors trekked through scorched country without water, and a couple of the men who did reach Wajir later succumbed from thirst.

On 2 February 1916, the disaster that British officials had feared would one day happen in the NFD occurred in neighboring Jubaland. There, a large part of northern Aulihan led by Hajji 'Abdurrahman Mursaal surprised and killed the Serenli DC, Lieutenant Francis Elliot, and many of the British soldiers.

The incident actually arose from a dispute between Aulihan and Marehan Somalis not long after the outbreak of the First World War and from which a series of raids and reprisals had followed.

Following the deaths of nine Marehan at the hands of northern Aulihan and the looting of hundreds of camels, Lieutenant Elliot had publicly given 'Abdurrahman Mursaal an ultimatum to surrender the stolen animals to him within three days.

Instead, the government-paid Reer Waffatu headman defiantly delivered a gift of black animals that, by Somali custom, constituted an open challenge to the Serenli DC.

The undaunted, but injudicious, Elliot apparently was contemptuous of the threat and failed to take precautions. Instead, he continued his incredible practice of locking the garrison's rifles in the guardroom each evening before sunset. Moreover, he allowed a large contingent of Aulihan to camp just 100 yards from the government station.

At 7 P.M., while the askaris, were settling down to evening meals, the Aulihan burst upon the British post. They set the surprised soldiers' huts on fire, and killed many of them as they fled the flames. By one account, 'Abdurrahman Mursaal himself is said to have shot Elliot beneath the ear with a revolver, and by another, to have donned Elliot's sun helmet after the raid.

Dozens of Elliot's men were killed in the attack, while the survivors escaped across the Juba River to the nearby Italian post at Baardheere. The Somalis captured the company's maxim gun along with large quantities of arms and ammunition. For the next 18 months, Abdurrahman Mursaal's northern Aulihan, strengthened by the acquisition of British weapons, held free reign over much of Jubaland and threatened British rule in the NFD as well.

Indeed, a British officer with service in the region would later describe the Ogaden, of whom the Aulihan were a part, as "one of the most formidable fighting tribes in Africa" because of their mobility, remarkable endurance, and the skill with which they wielded their spears.

gettyimages-1442200700-612x612.jpg

istockphoto-1443233606-1024x1024.jpg

gettyimages-1440052867-612x612.jpg


The reason why governments struggle to stamp out rebel groups is that they have to follow International Humanitarian Law (IHL). Without those restrictions, you’d see something like the Wagalla Massacre because cutting off the enemy’s supply chain isn’t hard if you know where to look.

A community like the Kalenjin, known for its guerrilla tactics (hit-and-run), would thrive anywhere in the world. By the time their enemies regroup, they’re already gone—leaving a trail of bodies behind. And if you try to chase them, you’re walking straight into an ambush on their turf, where they have the upper hand.

Consider this: a drive from Mandera to Isiolo takes about 14 hours in an ideal world. In reality, it’s probably double that due to bad roads. Now imagine commanding an army over that distance while hunting an enemy that's known for their endurance. It’s like trying to find a needle in a haystack because you don't know if they went straight to Isiolo or took the Moyale route (see map below, it's an 8 hr journey) and the civilians won't be of much help. The Americans had the same problem when they were hunting down Joseph Kony in the DRC.

Screenshot_20250225_235454_Maps.jpg


NB: I find this lifestyle primitive and counterproductive to a civilized society. It's one of the reasons why places like South Sudan and the DRC continue to face intercommunal violence and insecurity.
 
Last edited:

Trending

Latest posts

Top