Manchester City confirm Pep Guardiola

[Southerner]

Nigga all the hard work was done by Brenda. Liverpool is still a choke. Conceding 4 goals against Norwich? Even United that had midfielder as back 4 last season didn't concede that much in a game. Only thing Klopp added to this team is a fighting spirit which was missing under Brenda.

They should've bought Austin instead of Benteke. Dude doesn't fit in Klopp's system.

Lol @ hard work, Brenda spent £300m. Loveren, Markovic, Borini and Joe allan

Klopp spent just three million on Lewandowski, Gundogan and Hummels

He also signed Aubameyang who was under just £10m, have you seen the season this nigga is having?

I say Liverpool will finish ahead of Manchester United because they have a better manager

 

[The Informant]

Brenda also wasted like 100 million on useless players lol.

 

[The Informant]

Can't wait for Pep getting tactically schooled by the likes of Pulis and Big Sam

 

[Bernie Madoff]

This one my favorite tho

 

[Figo]

Lol @ hard work, Brenda spent £300m. Loveren, Markovic, Borini and Joe allan

Klopp spent just three million on Lewandowski, Gundogan and Hummels

He also signed Aubameyang who was under just £10m, have you seen the season this nigga is having?

I say Liverpool will finish ahead of Manchester United because they have a better manager

War I have 99 problems and worrying about Loserpool ain't one.

I'll bump this thread up in May IA.

 

[Tramo]

bit late to the party, but since we're on the topic of brenda i just wanna drop these gems real quick

20. “After that opening 10 or 15 minutes, when they had a bit too much space behind our midfield, it was the near-perfect away performance.” (After losing 2-0 to Zenit St Petersburg)
19. “The last 18 months we have been on a magic carpet ride of development but we still have a lot of growth to make.”
18. “When we lost at Stoke last season I got home on Boxing Day night and family and guests were all around the house. I went straight upstairs to my room and didn’t come out.”
17. “The problem with being a manager is it’s like trying to build an aircraft while it is flying.”
16. “Joe Allen is one of the most courageous players I’ve seen.”
15. “I am the same guy who nearly won us the league, but better. I think I have shown in the early stages of my management – without being arrogant – that with a talented group of players I can compete at the top end of the league.”
14. “I use a quote with the players, “Per aspera ad astra”, which is Latin for ‘through adversity to the stars’.”
13. “We play with 11 men, other teams play with 10 men and a goalkeeper.”
12. “I started coaching for one reason and that was to make a difference for people, not just as footballers but as human beings.”
11. “I will leave no stone unturned in my quest – and that quest will be relentless.”
10. “They don’t have to sell. (Southampton) have a choice. Maybe Southampton’s objectives have changed. They were looking to be a Champions League club, I believe.” (Made in August 2014, with Liverpool finishing two points above Saints come May)
9. “I always say a squad is like a good meal. I’m not a great cook, but a good meal takes a wee bit of time. But also, to offer a good meal you need good ingredients.”
8. “There are two points: the first is I don’t feel any pressure, I can honestly say that. I have never felt anything other than secure.” (Rodgers was sacked within an hour or so)
7. “I’ve always said that you can live without water for many days, but you can’t live for a second without hope.”
6. “I believe a young player will run through a barbed wire fence for you. An older player looks for a hole in the fence, he’ll try and get his way through it some way, but the young player will fight for you.”
5. “It’s not just about training players, it’s about educating players. You train dogs.”
4. “When you’ve got the ball 65-70% of the time, it’s a football death for the other team. We’re not at that stage yet, but that’s what we will get to. It’s death by football. You just suck the life out of them.”
3. “If you spend more than £100 million, you expect to be challenging for the league.” (On Spurs after they sold Gareth Bale in 2013, spent £103million and finished 6th. Liverpool sold Luis Suarez the next summer, spent £117million and finished 6th)
2. “I think there’s three players who will let us down this year — the cause, the fight, everything – and I have written them down already in these three envelopes. Make sure you are not in one of the envelopes.”
1. “My biggest mentor is myself because I’ve had to study and that’s been my biggest influence.”

 

[Bielsa]

Can't wait for Pep getting tactically schooled by the likes of Pulis and Big Sam

Looking forward to Pep accusing West Brom and Sunderland of playing anti football after a 0-0 draw at home to them.