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Yooo, that was hilarious to read but scary to imagine. Subhanallah. I pray that never happens to any of us.
Brothers with aqhlaq and deen are deff the best so I agree.

Yup. I noticed even some Ethiopian/Eritrean guys are like that.

They just freeze and stare. Back in the day, I thought this one rude, weird guy for the longest was a Somali hating Habesha because he would stare at me with a stern, straight face. Turns out he was Eritrean. My whole theory went out the window :chrisfreshhah:
What type of crazy dudes? Like abaayo, meet me in the luuq crazy or qat chewing, missing teeth while spitting (literally) game Faraxs?
They are bold though and I think that the way Somali's shukaansi is probably not very Islamic. They're not gaal level but there is no lowering of gaze and sometimes they say things they shouldn't.

:pachah1::pachah1:

That's so funny...

@Sarah136 I had one try it but my mum got rid of him, he said he loved me after only a few hours of driving me around.

I had to tell it wasnt me he loved but my bassbort :comeon:
 

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always remember it don't matter if you're black or white
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Khalid Hussein

بسم الله الرحمن الر حيم
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First say Maashallah! Her complexion is 10/10. This tone is better than that ashy yellow Dianna rubbish. Other than that just look at:
Her thin nose :rejoice:
her eyes :rejoice:
her feminine chin :rejoice:
her thin neck :rejoice:
her silky long hair:rejoice:
@crudetruth , Do you need Mental Help, I have a place for you ESRA.
Ethiopian Somali Rehabilitation Association
Don't worry about Amxaro or Oromo, there is alot of Galbeed Somalis who go their, 100% halal rehab, Ruqyah and Herbal Medicine. Quran 12 Hours a day, Good Food and a Place to Sleep in, It is Located in Jigjiga and it is Cheap.
 

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@crudetruth , Do you need Mental Help, I have a place for you ESRA.
Ethiopian Somali Rehabilitation Association
Don't worry about Amxaro or Oromo, there is alot of Galbeed Somalis who go their, 100% halal rehab, Ruqyah and Herbal Medicine. Quran 12 Hours a day, Good Food and a Place to Sleep in, It is Located in Jigjiga and it is Cheap.
What:what1:
 

Khalid Hussein

بسم الله الرحمن الر حيم
Banu Israel epic conquests continues :mjlol:


Curing brother @crudetruth the halal way is tough, normally the cure in west is a trip to prostitution brothel to quickly sap out of this.

I was thinking of paying @VixR to marry him but then realised she is gaal therefore illegitimate, horta were is that booty clapper obsessed chick @fardowsa ? how much will you charge for this community service marriage to help a brother in need?
Banu Israel, Went around the World and the Israel we see today is not Banu Israel at all, they were mainly Yemenite, Kazakh Jews, Egyptian, Ethiopian, Sudanese and More. Banu Israel are now Mixed with these Ethnic Groups. Banu Israel is now dead.
 

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Banu Israel epic conquests continues :mjlol:


Curing brother @crudetruth the halal way is tough, normally the cure in west is a trip to prostitution brothel to quickly sap out of this.

I was thinking of paying @VixR to marry him but then realised she is gaal therefore illegitimate, horta were is that booty clapper obsessed chick @fardowsa ? how much will you charge for this community service marriage to help a brother in need?
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Waryahe why do you always mention me, don't you get tired :icon lol:
 
Tbh its a Somali male thing. From young to old, they're thirsty af. At least the fobs have some game, but a lot of Somali guys in the West are awkward af and stare at you like O.O. Like, you ain't never seen a Somali sister before? :chrisfreshhah::pachah1:

The way you type your definitly late 20s Xaalimo type if not older without a doubt, your posts crack me up

Go easy on ciyaal caano booro, the breast milk was cut off to soon, they didn't go through the trials banu israel went through, heck even the western xaalimo are no better can't cook for shit

Allow dhowr the pure Xaalimos:mjlol:
 

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The way you type your definitly late 20s Xaalimo type if not older without a doubt, your posts crack me up

Go easy on ciyaal caano booro, the breast milk was cut off to soon, they didn't go through the trials banu israel went through, heck even the western xaalimo are no better can't cook for shit

Allow dhowr the pure Xaalimos
Easy, tiger :comeon:
 

Khalid Hussein

بسم الله الرحمن الر حيم
Banu Israel epic conquests continues :mjlol:


Curing brother @crudetruth the halal way is tough, normally the cure in west is a trip to prostitution brothel to quickly sap out of this.

I was thinking of paying @VixR to marry him but then realised she is gaal therefore illegitimate, horta were is that booty clapper obsessed chick @fardowsa ? how much will you charge for this community service marriage to help a brother in need?
Also Inquistive please don't talk about those who Envoked Allah Anger. Banu Israel, the Nation who was cursed of the Tongues of David and Jesus peace be upon them Both
 
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