My impersonations of a select few people
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TheLibertarianQuiche
Quintessentially negroid: Your problem?
Should I be sad or pleased I have been spared from @AbdiJohnson
I am a non-denominational Muslim with atheist tendencies who prays like a Shia. Sunnis are to blame for Somalia's demise. I am qabiil fluid but identify as Sheikhaal every other week, depending on my mood and what I had for dinner the night before.
My sole purpose in life is to humiliate Somalis and perpetuate the narrative that Somalis are the scum of the earth by making sure my site is the top post on ever google search of the word 'Somali'. I love my Somalis though.
My sole purpose in life is to humiliate Somalis and perpetuate the narrative that Somalis are the scum of the earth by making sure my site is the top post on ever google search of the word 'Somali'. I love my Somalis though.
It's too fast for a nigga to read my g slow it down a notchThis is how I imagine @AbdiJohnson right before he creates one of his post kkkkk
It should say thread before comment but I didn't create the gif lmao, although both apply
It's too fast for a nigga to read my g slow it down a notch
looks fine to me, do u want the transcript. I'm on my phone rn so i can't edit anything
AceofSom
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These people have a very unique way of speaking that they can never multinick. I will make more later
@AceofSom (after seeing ample receipts): Where's the evidence for this?
@UncleMenace (his topic title): LoOOoool#! COme in QUIcKly. This dude just Did SOmething that
(Click the link to enter his thread)
Will make u QUestiin *menace loses his train of thought* naa so gal (@ random girl)
[Inserts YouTube video]
fast forward to 4:17 *but it's really 4:50*
@ghost *enters thread to troll and derail* and @Nin xun *immediately follows*
@LarryThePuntite China is the land of opportunity. You can get a 500 sq ft office in office space for ¥4000. I'm in Singapore now. Not sure where it goes from here. Number #1 rule: You have to stay focused. I drove by a chicken farm in the outskirts of Shoshen and I just thought imagine if Somalis opened up a farm like that. We can send Somalia those eggs. Supply chain management will be dealt with. What's important is the idea and the drive. There's just so many ideas that you can think of. I have a business.
@waraabe she's your cousin kkk
@Rooble warya @AbdiJohnson what's his/her qabiil?
@Bielsa *when a terror attack happens* Religion is stupid. Christianity, Judaism, Buddhism, Scientology, Jainism, Hinduism, indigenous religions, flying spaghetti monster, especially Christianity. White people are devils. I'm closer to a Sunni Somali than a Atheist Somali like Ayan Hersi Ali. Us Somali atheists should not watch any atheist on YouTube. Those white and Asian and Latino atheists are closer to their Christian countrymen. They are not our fellow atheists.
@Bahal *attacks religion in one thread* *attacks atheism an hour later* *someone asks if he's a believer or atheist*
None of your business
@realwarya now @Gucci maneok
@LondonMo *when speaking to a guy* no one cares you . *When speaking to a girl* no one cares you
@SomaliWadaniSoldier I want to see war between punaniland and ictiraafraadisland then I want to fight somalidiids we never fought them before in battlefield and I think it will be easy fight
@merka
@Duchess
@Mudug-Madman You should crack down on the qabyalaad. You're not doing your job. You should set the bar higher **Engaged in ruthless qabyalaad behavior later**
@Amun Merkel will win in 2017. Any other predictions are simply insane
@Cognitivedissonance ilahay aa kugu dharshay I heard you sent the Queen an invitation to the may 18 party nacalaa iyo waxaa tahay wasay she didn't get the card because it doesn't exist kkkkk
@Kaafiye You're such a dishonest person. You're a disgusting liar. You're an atheist savage
Typical @AbdiJohnson
he can never bring facts or evidence 
@AbdiJohnson **it must have been Somalis**- one talking about every god damn issue
Wallahi waa ku wareerey balaayoda baas
AceofSom
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the man is on a mission to humiliate Somalis. He wants to become a scourge to Somalis, but he doesn't have the courage 
You forgot the famous quote of @AbdiJohnson.. " I only take big di*ks in my mouth"
You forgot the famous quote of @AbdiJohnson.. " I only take big di*ks in my mouth"
When did I say this?
AceofSom
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Adheer Warsame
#TMT
You said it a while back
I don't like being lied about.
I prefer average
Wallahi waa ku wareerey balaayoda baas
"You wanna troll? let's get started. First, use any facts that you can find, that disagree with the OP's post and throw it in the comment section. Sometimes I make them up"
Adheer Warsame
#TMT
Wallahi I don't want no problems you win
Ina lillah waa Ina illahay rajicuun 
Dhegdheer has got energy wallahi 
I'll catch you on the rebound b say nada 
I'll catch you on the rebound b say nada
Grand mufti of Las Vegas 
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