My Steps on How to Become the Top 1% of Somali Men

[NotoriousBIG]

I’d say at this point in my life, I’m easily the top 0.01% of somali men in my age bracket. It’s really not that hard when the bar is set so low.

Halimos flock to me like seagulls and fries

Your are the fries the golden ticket for her, never get exploited brother.

 

[BetterDaysAhead]

You been listening to that ugly jezebel b simone i see. She cappin and ugly

She wants a ceo of a multi trillion dollar company

 

[NotoriousBIG]

I don’t mind getting divorced after 10 years I can start again with a younger wife

Divorce rape is no joke, you will be living in a rundown apartment.

 

[Caaro]

Your are the fries the golden ticket for her, never get exploited brother.

I know, I’m not an idiot. I keep my options wide. I wouldn’t be dumb enough to settle for the first one that came to me.

 

[NotoriousBIG]

I know, I’m not an idiot. I keep my options wide. I wouldn’t be dumb enough to settle for the first one that came to me.

Smart move, you play chess you always think ahead, never get checkmated.

 

[Jungle]

She wants a ceo of a multi trillion dollar company

She aint gettin nothin but dirty d moving like that with caterpillar eyebrows.

 

[Caaro]

I actually read the list. And it’s straight overkill. Blindfold yourself and pick any 2 of the steps from steps 1-5. Then BAM you’re already in top 1%

 

[BetterDaysAhead]

@NotoriousBIG what degrees would you suggest?

 

[Caaro]

@NotoriousBIG what degrees would you suggest?

Literally any degree that sounds fancy and will make you big bucks.

 

[NotoriousBIG]

@NotoriousBIG what degrees would you suggest?

1)STEM Degrees (Engineering/Computer Science)

 

[NotoriousBIG]

Everything requires practice to get good at, we have all the resources in the world to learn just about any subject.

 

[Liltop]

Who would do all this for Somali girls

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[Caaro]

Who would do all this for Somali girls

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It doesn’t matter what you’re doing it for, as long as you’re improving.

Just because he improves for women doesn’t mean he won’t receive any other benefits from his improvements.

 

[Lostbox]

Being Top 1% of Somali men is easy. We produce so much failures. You don't have to be good just descent.

While your average abdi with an degree and entry level job is take off the market in quick succession. While the same white guys struggles

Low standards

 

[Nak Muay]

Divorce rape is no joke, you will be living in a rundown apartment.

I always though "I'll just hide my assets, she wouldn't get shit" till I found out about Forensic Accountants. Even if you only get married Islamically and not legally, after cohabitating for while, courts treat the separation as a de facto divorce.

 

[NotoriousBIG]

I always though "I'll just hide my assets, she wouldn't get shit" till I found out about Forensic Accountants. Even if you only get married Islamically and not legally, after cohabitating for while, courts treat the separation as a de facto divorce.

I really don't care for marriage, I feel at peace being single. Marriage is a big trade-off, you lose freedom and essentially become a slave to your wife, if you don't follow the rules you get a divorce. The court will not favour you at all, you will ridden with child support fees for 18 years. Your ex-wife will make your kids hate you and make false claims about you.

 

[NotoriousBIG]

I'm too observant and paranoid, my older cousin is in a miserable marriage he's making six figures but he is extremely unhappy. I want to help him and put him out of his misery.

 

[المهندس]

number 9: couple of white collar shaaqos will be enough for life.

 

[Marcus]

With all of that you can marry 4 Arab women

 

[Invader]

Isn't hair transplants haram if it's from someone else's hair