My views

[Prince Abubu]

Right?! Can someone pls let @Canuck know?? She's been accusing me of being a Xabashi and I only went along with it because I was tired of being called a sheegato.

I'm actually a westernized Somali who is fascinated with Ethiopian history(it started when I would lie about being Ethiopian because all my Cadaan friends would make stupid pirate jokes and other crap about captain Phillips, etc) and would spend hours researching because my parents were too strict to let me have a social life, learned qabil talk from dad & his friends when they'd talk politics at house parties (because I didn't want to go in the other room where all the women & kids gathered...since all they did was lecture and gossip about the lack of their female children's domestic skills, how well never find a good Faarax, blah blah blah...), and it just devolved from there tbh.

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[Prince Abubu]

Strangely enough, now I actually think she might be Amhara

Same here. "I learnt a whole obscure language to avoid being Somali"?

Then bish, why not learn Portuguese /Spanish and pretend to be a muslim Cape Verdean/Latina?

 

[EternalLightX]

calm down and stop acting up. I bet ur like a 3 in real life.

I excercise unlike half the somali population who would put turtles to shame when it comes to fitness tolerance, in addition I don't really care about a numbering system based on looks, I admit I don't care about the modern day narcissistic lifestyle, but I am very well when it come to my health and mind.

 

[TooMacaan]

Same here. "I learnt a whole obscure language to avoid being Somali"?

Then bish, why not learn Portuguese /Spanish and pretend to be a muslim Cape Verdean/Latina?

What?? I didn't say that I learnt a whole new language...I said I learnt some phrases. Also, I can't learn a spanish language/pretend to be Latina because I can't pass as one; I look distinctly "horner" or whatever. As for Cape Verdean, no one would know what the f that was if I said that and it doesn't even have any history or pop culture mentions attached to it that I could show them and be like "see, look!"

 

[Professor]

I excercise unlike half the somali population who would put turtles to shame when it comes to fitness tolerance, in addition I don't really care about a numbering system based on looks, I admit I don't care about the modern day narcissistic lifestyle, but I am very well when it come to my health and mind.

So in other words your fugly. What would execise due when you look like ugly Betty. Keep telling urselves ur pretty maybe one day u will find ur other ugly spouse.:siilaanyolaugh:

 

[EternalLightX]

So in other words your fugly. What would execise due when you look like ugly Betty. Keep telling urselves ur pretty maybe one day ur find ur other ugly spouse.:siilaanyolaugh:

Whatever keep imagining that monkey you haven't even looked at me and yet you imply I'm ugly ? Haha don't ever conduct an RCT your trial will fail miserably if you already are predict your results before you've even conducted the study. Your an idiot

 

[Prince Abubu]

What?? I didn't say that I learnt a whole new language...I said I learnt some phrases. Also, I can't learn a spanish language/pretend to be Latina because I can't pass as one; I look distinctly "horner" or whatever. As for Cape Verdean, no one would know what the f that was if I said that and it doesn't even have any history or pop culture mentions attached to it that I could show them and be like "see, look!"

Um hmm, iiwad sheekada.

To pretend to be a Non-Somali is bad enough, but to pretend to be a xabashi...

 

[cantspeak]

Doesnt make sense though to be fake being habesha since all your doing is swapping pirate jokes for eating dust jokes.

At least being a pirate is cool

 

[Bonjour]

Doesnt make sense though to be fake being habesha since all your doing is swapping pirate jokes for eating dust jokes.

At least being a pirate is cool

When pirate jokes were made, I just used to say I am from Somaliland a completely different safe country and not Somalia! That usually used to shut them up.

 

[TooMacaan]

Um hmm, iiwad sheekada.

To pretend to be a Non-Somali is bad enough, but to pretend to be a xabashi...

It's about positive reinforcement too, I got it with one identity where I lacked it in another. Have you read this forum?

Doesnt make sense though to be fake being habesha since all your doing is swapping pirate jokes for eating dust jokes.

At least being a pirate is cool

It wasn't just pirate jokes, if you read my posts you'd see that I already said that was just the stupid surface level crap. They said other things I honestly don't even want to mention.

 

[cantspeak]

When pirate jokes were made, I just used to say I am from Somaliland a completely different safe country and not Somalia! That usually used to shut them up.

im not gonna lie but getting roasted on my somaliness forced me to learn about other peoples cultures so I could roast them back since my group was pretty diverse

 

[cantspeak]

It's about positive reinforcement too, I got it with one identity where I lacked it in another. Have you read this forum?

It wasn't just pirate jokes, if you read my posts you'd see that I already said that was just the stupid surface level crap. They said other things I honestly don't even want to mention.

I know but then again you must have been like one of the few ethnic minorities in your class and I know how this stuff could make you hate yourself especially since your a woman.

SSPOT will make you love yourself again

 

[TooMacaan]

When pirate jokes were made, I just used to say I am from Somaliland a completely different safe country and not Somalia! That usually used to shut them up.

Looool I should've said that but I wasn't super politically aware at the time. And it went beyond the pirate stuff to other stereotypes about Somali ppl themselves, as well.

 

[Prince Abubu]

You guys are all mentally fucked.

Wallahi billahi i knew this girl was a xalimo.

Alhamduiallah most of the men that had fallen for her A* trolling and 'submission' are reer waqooyi

@TheWeekday
@crudetruth



Shame on you!!!



How can any somali or somaliland man be such a beta I thought somali men were the most alpha in the horn



This reinforces the fact that reer waqooyi men aint shit

Allah the worst thing to see in a man is weakness

Look at this Hutu, never miss an opportunity to bring up Isaaq. I don't know what Isaaq dude broke your heart, lakiin naga leexo.

Fyi, I was one of the first to say she's definitely Somali.

 

[Prince Abubu]

I'm Somali-Isaaq.

f*ck You.

 

[Tramo]

When pirate jokes were made, I just used to say I am from Somaliland a completely different safe country and not Somalia! That usually used to shut them up.

no it didn't, ppl used to laugh at u harder beenta dhaaf

 

[Bonjour]

no it didn't, ppl used to laugh at u harder beenta dhaaf

No 1 laughed, they actually think Somaliland is some kind of an exotic island in the Indian ocean

 

[Tramo]

No 1 laughed, they actually think Somaliland is some kind of an exotic island in the Indian ocean

war wuxu been badanaa

it sounds like a theme park in Somalia, exotic kulaha

 

[Prince Abubu]

war wuxu been badanaa

it sounds like a theme park in Somalia, exotic kulaha

Better than this.

 

[government]

Better than this.

I'd pay a 100$ to play that game