My weirdest YouTuber crushes vent…

[caanoshaah]

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I am gonna ignore the fact that you are watching an atheist but you think he looks cute? Yahow, I now wonder if the guys you have been lusting after are even a solid 5 now.

This comment inspired me to make this thread. Y’all love coming at me for my type in men but it’s okay, I’m not easily offended

Well anyways I’ve just started remembering that growing up although I never had many celebrity crushes, I’ve actually had quite a few YouTuber crushes… So rn imma just go through my top 3 in no particular order, link my fav videos of them, and to make it easier for you all…. expose the top reason why yall would hate them

#1 CosmicSkeptic / Alex O’Connor [MY MISKEEN KING]



Ironically he has a freakish resemblance to a former classmate of mine who I don’t find at attractive at all….. but I had the biggest crush on this man in high school. His almost black hair just hits diff and I normally hate British accents. But I love his voice and it just goes perfect with his demeanour ughh it’s infuriating how adorable he is to me

Why yall would hate him: because hes an atheist and that’s pretty much what *most* of his channel is about… don’t come at my bae tho plz LIKE HE’S SO MISKEEN ABOUT IT plus he plays guitar

#2 Nathan Zed



I honestly don’t even know what happened to this man he just fell off the face of the planet. But he is truly fine asf and i would be amazed if yall start coming at him cuz he’s probably the most conventionally attractive men ever + on this list.

Why yall would hate him: you guys come after Eritrea everyday like it took your lunch money . Never gonna forget when I made some of yall mad and even I faced the Eritrean accusations like what is the beef with Eritreans and Somalis? I have yet to be filled on in this despite asking repeatedly… anyways

#3 AnoAsmr

Spanish boy that would do the most random asmr you can imagine… u can’t go wrong with that


There’s actually no reason to hate him …unless you hate asmr

Bonus points for whoever’s reading this… when I was 13 I’m ngl I had a brief crush on rice gum I’m so sorry…. He’s such dhabal xoolo now anyways I was 13 sooo there you go

 

[Kane]

Judging by your taste, I think there is too much birth control in your water supply.

may I suggest reverse osmosis water system.

 

[kiinjaamacluvrr]

You can find better looking youtubers sis

 

[NidarNidar]

This comment inspired me to make this thread. Y’all love coming at me for my type in men but it’s okay, I’m not easily offended

Well anyways I’ve just started remembering that growing up although I never had many celebrity crushes, I’ve actually had quite a few YouTuber crushes… So rn imma just go through my top 3 in no particular order, link my fav videos of them, and to make it easier for you all…. expose the top reason why yall would hate them

#1 CosmicSkeptic / Alex O’Connor [MY MISKEEN KING]



Ironically he has a freakish resemblance to a former classmate of mine who I don’t find at attractive at all….. but I had the biggest crush on this man in high school. His almost black hair just hits diff and I normally hate British accents. But I love his voice and it just goes perfect with his demeanour ughh it’s infuriating how adorable he is to me

Why yall would hate him: because hes an atheist and that’s pretty much what *most* of his channel is about… don’t come at my bae tho plz LIKE HE’S SO MISKEEN ABOUT IT plus he plays guitar

#2 Nathan Zed



I honestly don’t even know what happened to this man he just fell off the face of the planet. But he is truly fine asf and i would be amazed if yall start coming at him cuz he’s probably the most conventionally attractive men ever + on this list.

Why yall would hate him: you guys come after Eritrea everyday like it took your lunch money . Never gonna forget when I made some of yall mad and even I faced the Eritrean accusations like what is the beef with Eritreans and Somalis? I have yet to be filled on in this despite asking repeatedly… anyways

#3 AnoAsmr

Spanish boy that would do the most random asmr you can imagine… u can’t go wrong with that


There’s actually no reason to hate him …unless you hate asmr

Bonus points for whoever’s reading this… when I was 13 I’m ngl I had a brief crush on rice gum I’m so sorry…. He’s such dhabal xoolo now anyways I was 13 sooo there you go

I can't unsee it.

 

[Aseer]

Your thirsting for anything that moves at this point

 

[caanoshaah]

You can find better looking youtubers sis

Give me recommendations then tff

 

[caanoshaah]

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I can't unsee it.

Who’s that of

 

[SixthAbdi]

Reaching Indian levels of horniness

 

[The alchemist]

You fall into the category of women that would get with a Nazi.

 

[Aurelian]

This comment inspired me to make this thread. Y’all love coming at me for my type in men but it’s okay, I’m not easily offended

Well anyways I’ve just started remembering that growing up although I never had many celebrity crushes, I’ve actually had quite a few YouTuber crushes… So rn imma just go through my top 3 in no particular order, link my fav videos of them, and to make it easier for you all…. expose the top reason why yall would hate them

#1 CosmicSkeptic / Alex O’Connor [MY MISKEEN KING]



Ironically he has a freakish resemblance to a former classmate of mine who I don’t find at attractive at all….. but I had the biggest crush on this man in high school. His almost black hair just hits diff and I normally hate British accents. But I love his voice and it just goes perfect with his demeanour ughh it’s infuriating how adorable he is to me

Why yall would hate him: because hes an atheist and that’s pretty much what *most* of his channel is about… don’t come at my bae tho plz LIKE HE’S SO MISKEEN ABOUT IT plus he plays guitar

#2 Nathan Zed



I honestly don’t even know what happened to this man he just fell off the face of the planet. But he is truly fine asf and i would be amazed if yall start coming at him cuz he’s probably the most conventionally attractive men ever + on this list.

Why yall would hate him: you guys come after Eritrea everyday like it took your lunch money . Never gonna forget when I made some of yall mad and even I faced the Eritrean accusations like what is the beef with Eritreans and Somalis? I have yet to be filled on in this despite asking repeatedly… anyways

#3 AnoAsmr

Spanish boy that would do the most random asmr you can imagine… u can’t go wrong with that


There’s actually no reason to hate him …unless you hate asmr

Bonus points for whoever’s reading this… when I was 13 I’m ngl I had a brief crush on rice gum I’m so sorry…. He’s such dhabal xoolo now anyways I was 13 sooo there you go

Take omega-3 with your diet.

 

[caanoshaah]

Reaching Indian levels of horniness

It’s called window shopping as someone else said put it, so what about it im a girl so it doesn’t count as “horniness” thanks for trying tho

 

[caanoshaah]

Take omega-3 with your diet.

What is up with yall recommending me supplements, spill the tea

 

[caanoshaah]

You fall into the category of women that would get with a Nazi.

What the hell about my thread give off that vibes…. Stop playing

 

[caanoshaah]

Judging by your taste, I think there is too much birth control in your water supply.

may I suggest reverse osmosis water system.

Ironically my fam already got that… but what about this gives off birth control vibes …? Like what…

 

[The alchemist]

What the hell about my thread give off that vibes…. Stop playing

It's not about vibe, and I will tell you why.

You don't factor in values when it comes to your attraction to guys. If a racist man treated you well but held negative views about your background, you'd be receptive. Alex O'Connor hates Muslims and is a pompous Western imperialist dweeb who spends time spewing pretentious superficial word salad bereft of intellectual substance, a watered-down Sam Harris, having insulted Muslim women's wear in the past. This is the classic-case narcissist you call "miskeen."

You lacking in the department of discernment is the reason why why I accurately told you, from judgment based on objective observation; if a Nazi appeared good-looking to you, signaled preferential charm, and yet held deeply disturbing ideology, you'd make the exception for him. You're that kind of person. I'm sure you'd make a thread about it.

The joke is that it is true, which is a sad case.

 

[caanoshaah]

It's not about vibe, and I will tell you why.

You don't factor in values when it comes to your attraction to guys. If a racist man treated you well but held negative views about your background, you'd be receptive. Alex O'Connor hates Muslims and is a pompous Western imperialist dweeb who spends time spewing pretentious superficial word salad bereft of intellectual substance, a watered-down Sam Harris, having insulted Muslim women's wear in the past. This is the classic-case narcissist you call "miskeen."

You lacking in the department of discernment is the reason why why I accurately told you, from judgment based on objective observation; if a Nazi appeared good-looking to you, signaled preferential charm, and yet held deeply disturbing ideology, you'd make the exception for him. You're that kind of person. I'm sure you'd make a thread about it.

The joke is that it is true, which is a sad case.

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I think y’all are reading a little too deep….wayyyyy too deep in fact tf

 

[The alchemist]

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I think y’all are reading a little too deep….wayyyyy too deep in fact tf

That simple breakdown required nothing deep as it was so obvious. Nothing much of interest or investment required. But we can't normalize too much foolishness, can we? I'd make the same claim if some bum started to simp for a female version of who you put as your first.

I am one-of-one, don't refer to me as "y'all" - put some respect in singular.

Frankly, I don't give a f*ck about the rest, all it tells me you're probably in your early 20s.

By the way, they're not your weirdest crushes; you're into weird. Making these threads is you being an exhibitionist. Ironically, you love getting judged like I am doing now. For the record, I'm not playing.

 

[crem]

Alex O'connor isn't that attractive, the only thing that sticks out about him is his coloring.

 

[caanoshaah]

That simple breakdown required nothing deep as it was so obvious. Nothing much of interest or investment required. But we can't normalize too much foolishness, can we? I'd make the same claim if some bum started to simp for a female version of who you put as your first.

I am one-of-one, don't refer to me as "y'all" - put some respect in singular.

Frankly, I don't give a f*ck about the rest, all it tells me you're probably in your early 20s.

By the way, they're not your weirdest crushes; you're into weird. Making these threads is you being an exhibitionist. Ironically, you love getting judged like I am doing now. For the record, I'm not playing.

Exhibitionist just for calling some guys cute is crazy esp when people asked me for these type of threads, want me to quote them ?!! Boy you mad as hell for no reasonn

 

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