Near death experiences

[TheMadMullah]

Tried cocaine too?

Yes but only once at cadaan party. Clean now for 5 years

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

I don't think @ArchBishopofAtheism understands that a NDE is meant to be a once in a lifetime event. Not the everyday mishaps of a time pressed urbanite. I thought Bishops were boned up on this stuff. Jeez.

 

[YoungFarah]

@arawelo 2.0 malwax is nice with sugar and saliid. Cambuulo tastes bad 90% of the time and is overrated

 

[Xooshdheere]

Damn you're lucky to be alive alhamdulillah

I can't help but laugh. I choked on baasto once and my life flashed before my eyes nacalaa

my life flashed before my eyes also. seeing light for the first time, i saw myself in my hooyos arms, cycling for the first time, going to school for the first time, and my hooyo making malawax for me.

life is short.

 

[Shams nagi]

From how high did it fall? On construction sites people die from a wrench hitting them because it fell from high distances and gravity accelerated them.

It was pretty high, the brick smashed into pieces

 

[ArchBishopofAtheism]

It was pretty high, the brick smashed into pieces

Wow that was intense.

 

[arawelo 2.0]

@arawelo 2.0 malwax is nice with sugar and saliid. Cambuulo tastes bad 90% of the time and is overrated

i will try malawax once i find a way to get it or figure out how to make it.

i wont go near cambuulo though

 

[Genie]

Story time:

pissed hooyo off too badly one time my life flashed before my eyes lets just say i haven't ran so fast in my life i had to run up the stairs at 180km/h or else her deadly aim would get me. Almost broke my toes and my neck from looking back too many times , anywho feels good to be alive.

other than that alhamdulilah god hasn't tested me with a proper near death experience.... yet.

 

[Adheer Warsame]

I went to London and almost got acid attacked

 

[Ferrari]

I fainted once, was out for 4 or 5 hours.
family thought I was dead, I came back to life tho.
alhamdulilah

 

[Lone Wanderer]

I almost got hit by a train by running across the tracks

 

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[Coulombs law]

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You can't just leave us hanging like that...

 

[ArchBishopofAtheism]

I fainted once, was out for 4 or 5 hours.
family thought I was dead, I came back to life tho.
alhamdulilah

Only if you had stayed asleep

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[YoungFarah]

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In Somalia? Gahdamn.

 

[Ferrari]

Only if you had stayed asleep

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if i ever see u in edmonton

 

[star]

In Somalia? Gahdamn.

No!

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

i got hit by a bus and was in a coma for a week.

got that compensation money though

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Are you serious now?

Have they told you that you might have a long term affects? Like you might have an early onset of dementia like American football players ?

 

[ArchBishopofAtheism]

an early onset of dementia like American football players ?

No need for that. We're all Somali so we don't need to have been hit by a bus. It's inevitable

 

[arawelo 2.0]

Are you serious now?

Have they told you that you might have a long term affects? Like you might have an early onset of dementia like American football players ?

wallahay my memory has deteriorated over the years so i might be screwed