Official 2017/2018 transfer thread- no delusion edition

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You a Chelsea fan too? :banderas:
I doubt it since we bought lukaku. I heard were interested in both tolliso and bonucci. Both really good
>be the best CB in the world
>beef up your trophy cabinet by playing in a one team league
>play in 2 CL finals in 3 years
>go to lolsea
>lolsea implode because of what conte has done to costa
>Kante can't handle 2 games a week and becomes useless in midfield
>finish mid table

I doubt this move happening tbqh
 
>be the best CB in the world
>beef up your trophy cabinet by playing in a one team league
>play in 2 CL finals in 3 years
>go to lolsea
>lolsea implode because of what conte has done to costa
>Kante can't handle 2 games a week and becomes useless in midfield
>finish mid table

I doubt this move happening tbqh

we're lolsea yet we walked the league and the 2 teams who were touted to win the league, who also happened to spend the most, finished in 3rd and 6th respectively.

ride up on outta here with that bullshyt. :childplease:
 

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You a Chelsea fan too? :banderas:
I doubt it since we bought lukaku. I heard were interested in both tolliso and bonucci. Both really good
Ofc, blue is the colour and alla dat :salute:

Bonucci is definitely not coming, but we're in talks for Alex Sandro who has been one of Juve's best players this season
 
Ofc, blue is the colour and alla dat :salute:

Bonucci is definitely not coming, but we're in talks for Alex Sandro who has been one of Juve's best players this season

tolisso :hmm: sandro :leon:lukaku :damedamn:

we need a marquee signing. Matic gotta get binned. That FA Cup final :hova:Veratti + bakayoko. Like for like for fabregas + matic :leon:doubt veratti will happen though...but a nigga can wish. :mjpls:

our board and that nigerian piece of shyt technical director emanalo are dickheads. If the last 2 transfer windows were anything to go by, i deff ain't gettin my hopes up and actually expectin the worst. :wow:

da only brightside really is that i can finally cop me some nike chelsea athletic wear. :banderas::banderas::banderas:
 
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Assnal are Sanchez away from a west ham level team and there is a zero chance they're getting the likes of Mbappe and Laccazette. :heh:

They already signed a nigerian striker from belgian 2nd division:siilaanyolaugh:
 

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tolisso, sandro, lukaku :kanyeshrug:

we need a marquee signing. Matic gotta get binned. That FA Cup final :hova:Veratti + bakayoko :leon:

our board and that nigerian piece of shyt technical director emanalo are dickheads. Don't get your hopes up guys and expect the worst. :ohlord:

da only brightside really is that i can finally cop me some nike chelsea athletic wear. :banderas::banderas::banderas:

Tolisso is the perfect replacement for Matic. We're only playing that dumb 3 man defence because we haven't got a solid LB so picture this

Courtois

Dave - Luiz - ??? - Sandro

Fabregas - Kante - Tolisso

Pedro/Willian - ??? - Hazard


I'm still hoping that we haven't signed Lukaku he will never be world class :ohlord:

We should go all out for a world class CF and a CB.. We could always hijack Arsenals Aubameyang bid :lolbron:
 
Tolisso is the perfect replacement for Matic. We're only playing that dumb 3 man defence because we haven't got a solid LB so picture this

Courtois

Dave - Luiz - ??? - Sandro

Fabregas - Kante - Tolisso

Pedro/Willian - ??? - Hazard


I'm still hoping that we haven't signed Lukaku he will never be world class :ohlord:

We should go all out for a world class CF and a CB.. We could always hijack Arsenals Aubameyang bid :lolbron:

i'm still skeptical about luiz as a CB. At times this past season, he let players thru because he attempted to go in on a challenge and mistimed it...or players easily got in behind him (ie. rashford).

Fabregas is slow...so comin up against a midfield duo of say modric and kroos and we are done for. We need a solid + creative midfield. Both kante and fabregas are also short and tolisso is still young....so again, goin up against a strong midfield and we'd prolly get overran.

pedro/willian gotta get replaced. We need a LW. Silva would'a been sick...but he went to city. I'm hearin we also in for mahrez...and i'm iffy about that. He's got a good eye and fine touch....but i still don't think he's got that big game factor. We need a player hazard can flow around with.

As for lukaku....i'm genuinely worried. Yes he's young and he's grown over the years and has the potential to be an exceptionally great player....but if i remember correctly...the super cup final against bayern in 2013...he missed a penalty. :ivers:

so i'm havin flashbacks of that...only instead of a cup final game...i'm having it over the course of an entire season. :jcoleno:

and lets not even begin to talk about his transfer fee. :mjcry:
 
also....if we look back in our transfer history...the last player we spent really big on...was torres. And we dropped 50 large on that nigga...and apart from that barca semifinal, he barely repayed us. Although i do appreciate the fact that he tweeted us congrats on winnin da league and left shytpool fans up in arms. @waraabe :mjlol::cryinglaughsmiley::cryinglaughsmiley::umad::umad:

the players we got the best bang for our buck were in the 20-40 million range. (ie. mata, kante, drogba, hazard, costa, fabregas, etc.)

i mean...look at pogwack. Nigga is absolutely ass. :mjlol:Our board should look to that as a prime example of why payin large sums of money doesn't necessarily yield you results you want or atleast thought would occur.
 

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i'm still skeptical about luiz as a CB. At times this past season, he let players thru because he attempted to go in on a challenge and mistimed it...or players easily got in behind him (ie. rashford).

Fabregas is slow...so comin up against a midfield duo of say modric and kroos and we are done for. We need a solid + creative midfield. Both kante and fabregas are also short and tolisso is still young....so again, goin up against a strong midfield and we'd prolly get overran.

pedro/willian gotta get replaced. We need a LW. Silva would'a been sick...but he went to city. I'm hearin we also in for mahrez...and i'm iffy about that. He's got a good eye and fine touch....but i still don't think he's got that big game factor. We need a player hazard can flow around with.

As for lukaku....i'm genuinely worried. Yes he's young and he's grown over the years and has the potential to be an exceptionally great player....but if i remember correctly...the super cup final against bayern in 2013...he missed a penalty. :ivers:

so i'm havin flashbacks of that...only instead of a cup final game...i'm having it over the course of an entire season. :jcoleno:

and lets not even begin to talk about his transfer fee. :mjcry:


When Luiz plays next to a world class CB, he becomes world class himself. He's a lot better than Cahill that's for sure so if we have to axe one of them, I'd definitely axe Gary the lad

As for Fabregas, he's slow but his vision and passing cancels it out and besides, Conte would definitely switch that 4-3-3 to a 4-5-1 when we're defending. That means he'd get some support on the right side from whoever it is we sign as a winger. Tolisso and Kante are fast enough and both of them are defensive minded players.

I'm fine with Willian and Pedro for now but I don't want to hear Lukaku's name man, Everton are looking to take advantage of our dumb sports director :ohlord:
 
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