Official Barclays Premier League Thread

[iNutEasily]

Ninyow I have a new dilemma with aabe Mourinho
If he sells Martial I'm gonna lose my shit.

He wants dameers who'll do what he asks which is to track back like their career is on the line. My guy Martial isn't about that life. I just hope he makes emends with him and stops bullying him about tracking back.

The c*nt Lingard who does fuk all has the trust of aabe smh this kalab is 24 or 25 and fans still rate him talking bout he's young and product of the youth Never seen more useless player in my life than this kalab. Does nothing but run around like a headless chicken for 90 minutes.
He's Cleverlay with EFl final goal, FA Cup final goal smh nacalatuallah calayk

About us being in the CL well I don't know how we will do without Bailly in the Europa final. Got no hope in Smalling or Jones. He'll probably park the bus against those kids aabe has no shame
You think parking the bus at home vs Celta Vigo was bad wait till the final man
He will bring more dogs who will play his way and buy 2,000 more buses for next season.

Shame how he fooled some fans into thinking he'd change and play good football.


Some sakhraan fans actually have a chant which is
"aabe Mourinho got us playing the way United should"

you really hurt aye? i can tell that came from the heart.

what a difference a year and a coach makes. We have the gawdfather revolutionizing english football and has teams changing they formations and styles just to match us....while ya'll have a man that said antonio valencia is the best RB in the world and plays 9 men in da box.

pogba went from a CL final team to playin with lingard and fellani.

mourinho went from sayin he would never win the europa league to passionately celebrating with the fans at trafford after nearly beating celta vigo.

 

[Ferrari]

Lolpool really gonna bottle this ffs

Foh real tho I'm a man of his word. I will leave if Assanal do make the top 4.

bet is off then waryaa. there isn't another man u fan here. who tf is we going to clown on when united mess up?

 

[Ronaldinho]

i have been on a hiatus brehs/brehettes.....but i just had to come back for this.

BEST TEAM IN LONDON AND ENGLAND.

BATMAN AKA BATSHUAYI. NO WORDS.

@DiricLover @dhegdheer my garxajis women.

18 may this week gonne be even sweeter

@Ronaldinho @NoName brehs fukkin rejoice

@Air Jalam you my nigga and all abti...but i don't think you niggas are cut out for CL football next season. These 1-0 scrape by's are downright atrocious and hard on the eyes to watch. Let us bear the flag of england.

where are all em ASSNAL FAKKITS? Ya'lls misery ain't over yet. See ya'll in 2 weeks.

My breh

We champions

We gonnna win the champions league next season breh, im believing in Don Conte.

 

[Ferrari]

My breh

We champions

We gonnna win the champions league next season breh, im believing in Don Conte.

if he gets van dijk, costa doesn't leave or he gets lukaku; yall can really challenge for CL.
But if kante gets injured, yall are done. I think that's why chelsea already made a deal with bokayoko from monaco.

 

[DiricLover]

if he gets van dijk, costa doesn't leave or he gets lukaku; yall can really challenge for CL.
But if kante gets injured, yall are done. I think that's why chelsea already made a deal with bokayoko from monaco.

Van dijik?? Who would be replace?
You really want kante to get injured somaha

 

[Ferrari]

Van dijik?? Who would be replace?
You really want kante to get injured somaha

he can replace anyone of the back three. he's better than all. you know luis isn't that great if he doesn't have kante in front of him or good defenders around him. if kante was out, chelsea would struggle A LOT. He's the most important player in that team. and no I don't want him to get injured.

 

[DiricLover]

he can replace anyone of the back three. he's better than all. you know luis isn't that great if he doesn't have kante in front of him or good defenders around him. if kante was out, chelsea would struggle A LOT. He's the most important player in that team. and no I don't want him to get injured.

Maybe cahill but I don't think he can replace luiz or azpi. They are both very comfortable and good at sniffing danger. Kante didn't play the last two games and they did extremely well.

 

[TooMacaan]

What the F happened to this thread all of a sudden??? Invaded by gotdarn Chelsea roaches...
And that coli guy is a Chelsea fan...should've known.

 

[TooMacaan]

bet is off then waryaa. there isn't another man u fan here. who tf is we going to clown on when united mess up?

Didn't @Hugo say he was a ManU fan??

 

[DiricLover]

What the F happened to this thread all of a sudden??? Invaded by gotdarn Chelsea roaches...
And that coli guy is a Chelsea fan...should've known.

hadal badnida shidhhh

 

[Ferrari]

Maybe cahill but I don't think he can replace luiz or azpi. They are both very comfortable and good at sniffing danger. Kante didn't play the last two games and they did extremely well.

Luiz is avarage at best. He was exposed many times. Against Suarez in the QF last year's CL, against Germany in the world cup final, etc.. He does well when he has good players around him. van dijk is way better than luis. not even close. Do you really think chelsea would have won the league if Kante didn't play a single game?

 

[Ferrari]

Didn't @Hugo say he was a ManU fan??

I can't take that guy serious. he flip flops a lot.

 

[Figo]

you really hurt aye? i can tell that came from the heart.

what a difference a year and a coach makes. We have the gawdfather revolutionizing english football and has teams changing they formations and styles just to match us....while ya'll have a man that said antonio valencia is the best RB in the world and plays 9 men in da box.

pogba went from a CL final team to playin with lingard and fellani.

mourinho went from sayin he would never win the europa league to passionately celebrating with the fans at trafford after nearly beating celta vigo.

If the Citeh reject actually got the last chance on target I really think aabe wouldn't have left the stadium. It was a disgusting performance that no United fan should be proud of. It isn't the first time we've played like this in the season. I don't know if he's gonna change or not but shit like that won't please most fans. Some fans care more about good football than results lol but then where would playing nice football and losing games take you in the league? I just think he needs to fuk off with his bus parking shit. Going up 1-0 in games and thinking we can win with Jones and Smalling as CB wtf dude just attack and play simple instead of trying to defend for the last 30 minutes of games.

Conte gives freedom to Hazard unlike aabe with Mata, Mkhi and Martial. Mkhi and Mata were playing as second full backs vs Assanal smh I couldn't believe it walahi. Martial was all by himself up top with no help.

I'll give him till next summer Insha Allah till I can say aabe out or in.

 

[Figo]

bet is off then waryaa. there isn't another man u fan here. who tf is we going to clown on when united mess up?

Thought we had like 3 United fans on here

These Chelski fans on here I wonder who they supported pre 04 season

Can you believe they were on Twitter Friday trying to clown on LolPool and Assanal fans
They all had titles won since 2004 season
They were actually comparing United trophy count from 04 to no to theirs lmao
No shame walahi

 

[iNutEasily]

Thought we had like 3 United fans on here

These Chelski fans on here I wonder who they supported pre 04 season

Can you believe they were on Twitter Friday trying to clown on LolPool and Assanal fans
They all had titles won since 2004 season
They were actually comparing United trophy count from 04 to no to theirs lmao
No shame walahi

naaa...i'll tell you what's a shame...ya'll spending the most money this season to be 6th in da league...and if that wasn't embarassing enough...paying the biggest transfer fee in football history. Tell me waryaa, what has pogba achieved this season other than a few cameos on adidas adverts and a coupl'a haircuts?

and lets not even begin to talk about the dabs.


you remember that 4-0 fukkin annihalation we gave ya'll back in october? you remember when kante sonned your entire back line?
a 5 foot something blew past 2 6ft+ tall niggas in smalling and pogass as if they were pylons

manure united, shytpool and assnal fans clutching to the straws of their history to stay relevant and justify how fukkin shyt they are.

united are 6th place and might not make CL....."ohhh ohhh but we have 14 more titles than ya'll"

if ajax beat ya'll next week....."ohh, we still the biggest club in england"

chicago bulls had one of the most recognizable global figures and athletes in MJ...who won em championships many many years ago...but you don't hear bulls fans talmbout how chicago has won x amount of championships after the cavs or warriors win the championship.

paper over the cracks brehs.
but tell ya'll what....revel in all your past history. Allow us make history now and moving forward...and while we're at it, let us also collect all the possible trophies available.

 

[Don]

@TooMa'aan I'm a goonaa

 

[Adheer Warsame]

Liverpool win 4-0
Arsepoo on suicide watch

 

[Tramo]

Thought we had like 3 United fans on here

These Chelski fans on here I wonder who they supported pre 04 season

Can you believe they were on Twitter Friday trying to clown on LolPool and Assanal fans
They all had titles won since 2004 season
They were actually comparing United trophy count from 04 to no to theirs lmao
No shame walahi

these Chelsea fans too bold sxb. niggas literally didn't exist before 2004 and their mafia sugar daddy...xishoodkaa ka maqan

 

[Vanguard]

Niggas supporting laangaab teams are fully triggered

It's not Abramovich or Chelsea's fault that your teams are qashin brehs

 

[waraabe]

Ceebchester getting fucked as usual without saliid


@Air Jalam