OFFICIAL HEIGHT THREAD - POLL

How tall are you?


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Funny story btw about my height

When I was 13 I went to Somalia and played with rest of kids. All adults thought I was mentally ill adult who played with kids. One lady screamed when I hugged a child and ran away with him. She probably thought I was kidnapping kid and some guy in bajaaj saw what was happening came speeding toward and threatening to shoot me if I didn't stop. This is gaalkacyo btw back in 2016

My retarded ass thought I was going to be kidnapped so I started running faster and going in to the alleways of houses. More people saw me being chased with a kid in my arm. Everyone is thinking I'm the bad guy who kidnapped the child. More people start chasing me. My 68 IQ Somali ass thought I was being chased by pirates so I started yelling that I was being chased by pirates. I lost myself in city and ended by being locked in a jail cell till my mom came.
 
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