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Bernie Madoff

Afhayeenka SL
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Raptors are basura af, always have been. Probably why they don't even bother to air their games on espn,TNT or abc, ain't nobody wanna see that mess. Already looking forward to Cavs vs Bucks
 

Mudug-Madman

Gaalkacyo Gangster
Re-match Raps vs. Cavs

I unironically think the raptors can win. They'll play better against the cavs than they did the bucks. Cleveland's defense is hot garbage. The only person they have than can even dream of guarding Derozan is Lebron. If Lowry can stop choking then he can feast on Kyrie Irving. Ibaka will dominate the whiteboy. But this is the NBA, so Cleveland will win because the have a top 5 player of all time.
I'm not even sure if I'll watch game 1 though, because the raps losing game 1s is basically a ritual now. :bell:

Washington vs. Boston and Houston vs. San Antonio are gonna be entertaining as hell.
 

Mohamud

ʜᴀᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ
"Who needs solid paint presence when you can just isolate your best players until they collapse from fatigue"

"Setting a pick? Just grab the rebound I got all my centers and power forwards out at the same time for this exact reason"

"Timeout ref! I know I should have called one two minutes ago when LeBron started his run but being honest I lost track of time"

"Wenger out? He's doing a fine job"

- Dwayne "offence maxaa waaye" Casey
 
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Mudug-Madman

Gaalkacyo Gangster
"Who needs solid paint presence when you can just isolate your best players until they collapse from fatigue"

"Settling a pick? Just grab the rebound I got all my centers and power forwards out at the same time for this exact reason"

"Timeout ref! I know I should have called one two minutes ago when LeBron started his run but being honest I lost track of time"

"Wenger out? He's doing a fine job"

- Dwayne "offence maxaa waaye" Casey
"JV just made 3 baskets in a row? Better bench him for the rest of the quarter. And all of the fourth. I don't want him getting any ideas."

"Carroll is bricking wide open shots and is a total pylon on defense? Better keep starting him, he gives us a lot of energy."
 

Mohamud

ʜᴀᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ
"JV just made 3 baskets in a row? Better bench him for the rest of the quarter. And all of the fourth. I don't want him getting any ideas."

"Carroll is bricking wide open shots and is a total pylon on defense? Better keep starting him, he gives us a lot of energy."

"I know Corey Joseph can't shoot for shit but maybe one of his brick shots will hit LeBron on the hairline and knock him out. Let's give him the ball some more."
 

Mudug-Madman

Gaalkacyo Gangster
"I know Corey Joseph can't shoot for shit but maybe one of his brick shots will hit LeBron on the hairline and knock him out. Let's give him the ball some more."
I seriously hope Masai fires this guy. He's a good dude but f*ck he's incompetent. At least Wenger has won something in the past to justify having faith in him.

Also please for the love god get rid of Carroll and Patterson. They're both nice guys but if I have to watch them brick wide open shots all next season, I might I have kill myself.
 

Mohamud

ʜᴀᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ
I seriously hope Masai fires this guy. He's a good dude but f*ck he's incompetent. At least Wenger has won something in the past to justify having faith in him.

Also please for the love god get rid of Carroll and Patterson. They're both nice guys but if I have to watch them brick wide open shots all next season, I might I have kill myself.

I agree. At this point I kinda want JV out too because he's talented, young, and he deserves better than this. He's going nowhere in this system.

DeRozan has no opt out iirc. I'm actually on suicide watch atm.
 

Mudug-Madman

Gaalkacyo Gangster
I agree. At this point I kinda want JV out too because he's talented, young, and he deserves better than this. He's going nowhere in this system.

DeRozan has no opt out iirc. I'm actually on suicide watch atm.
I'm actually really optimistic about Derozan. The reason he sometimes gets completely shut down is because the Raptors have really shitty floor spacing. Their shooters are prone to go cold for entire games, and since Caillou has no fucking offensive scheme, these idiots don't move around properly when they don't have the ball. So all the other team has to do is double or even triple team him, and if he drives collapse the paint, and then he has no where to go.

You can tell that besides Lowry he doesn't fully trust his team mates, so when they start bricking everything he says f*ck it and just decides to play hero ball. Sometimes it works and he drops 30, other times he gets raped all game. Even with this problem, he averages 23 points in the playoffs on decent efficiency. Imagine if you he had a bunch of decent 3 point shooters around him. The floor would open up a lot more and give him space to work. If the team collapses, he just passes it to the open man for 3. If they decide to play him straight up, there's few guys in the league who can guard him all game. And if they had an actually offensive system, you could easily incorporate JV into all of this. He'll know when to roll to the basket, when and how to shed his defender, and even get the defense to switch so you can abuse mis-matches.

With an actual offense and some 3 point shooters this team could be way more deadly. Masai needs to dump Casey and get some niggas who can shoot the 3 with consistency.
 
Lowry going to the 76ers :russ:

Raptors got no PG :russ:

(Corey joseph doesn't count)

Demar DeRozan gonna get pissed he's all alone and he might bounce as well:russ:

Thank God I ain't no raptors fan
 

Mohamud

ʜᴀᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ
we're on suicide watch for real fam

like f*ck all this arsenal noise we might be the first team to drop from semi-final qualifiers to rebuild mode in two seasons. that's how fucking bad it's getting out here.


i just wanna cry fam :mjcry:
 
lowry isn't going anywhere if raptors pay him dude is 31 no way hes gonna turn down 50 million extra to play for trash sixers :mjlol:
but lowkey i don't want to pay him nigga always getting injured and choking in the playoffs :bell:
 

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