Pillow talk

[Mckenzie]

Is anyone still into this shit?

I remember when it use to be a Friday night motive for me in my 2007 days. Would come home from high school, sort out my food and bed and some girls I mysteriously met on msn and hi-5 would call me up. I think i stayed up till 5am a few times.

I look back nowadays with bemusement, how the f*ck did I stay on the line for that long and what could I have possibly been talking about.

Tell us about your funniest pillow talk sessions..

 

[Freebandz]

Never heard of these hi5 msn tell us more

 

[John Michael]

MSN had loads of pedos

You were prolly talking to a middle age fat lady.

 

[Mckenzie]

Yariisow freebandz, msn was the chat messenger for Hotmail in the early days of social online networking. It was the norm to have crazy msn addresses like KingSexyBoy86@hotmail.com and Isaaqprincess_90_SNM@hotmail.com etc

msn was where famous Internet lingo was born and grew.

Hi-5 was shit though. Then came along Fb, then BBM, Twitter, SC etc

 

[BebsiBolice]

Swear thought you were talking about Zayns new song

 

[John Michael]

Myspace, bebo etc etc.

 

[BebsiBolice]

Myspace, bebo etc etc.

LOL I used to have a Myspace page dedicated to Mariah Carey. LMAO I was obsessed.

 

[Mckenzie]

MSN had loads of pedos

You were prolly talking to a middle age fat lady.

Nah, my Internet was dial up those days, I couldn't use the app for too long, often gave them my number and the girls would call me because they always had minutes

I spoke to girls all over Europe and it was probably my first ever interaction with Somali girls. In public, girls were scarce and anyway we were too young to get to know one another. But the online world was and has always been completely different. I think nowadays you only get to truly know Somali girls on the net. A lot of them are anti Social in real life and those who aren't, have too many female friends for guys to chat them up. Have you not seen what they're like in shisha cafes?

 

[BebsiBolice]

Nah, my Internet was dial up those days, I couldn't use the app for too long, often gave them my number and the girls would call me because they always had minutes

I spoke to girls all over Europe and it was probably my first ever interaction with Somali girls. In public, girls were scarce and anyway we were too young to get to know one another. But the online world was and has always been completely different. I think nowadays you only get to truly know Somali girls on the net. A lot of them are anti Social in real life and those who aren't, have too many female friends for guys to chat them up. Have you not seen what they're like in shisha cafes?

Please. Most Somali guys are dull as f*ck. I've had Somali guys come up to me in public talking about the most boring things ever. They talk about the weather with me for 10 minuets and than have the nerve to ask for my number. And if they're not talking about the moon and the clouds they start preaching about why oh why I should be wearing a burka.

Yall need to step your game up.

 

[Mckenzie]

It's probably because you're stuck up and won't give the Farah a chance.

Then again I won't lie, most of us are either a) miskiin dudes with no confidence b) shady guys who sell and take drugs c) mosque youth with Hardline opinions

Anyway take it from me, if you want Farah's to step up you Gotta help us out. Don't play us at our own game and make shit awkward. Take a bit of control and see how he reacts. You'll come to know Somali boys are funny af, they just need a bit of opening up to and need to be in their comfort zones.

 

[Freebandz]

Please. Most Somali guys are dull as f*ck. I've had Somali guys come up to me in public talking about the most boring things ever. They talk about the weather with me for 10 minuets and than have the nerve to ask for my number. And if they're not talking about the moon and the clouds they start preaching about why oh why I should be wearing a burka.

Yall need to step your game up.

Weather is probably to complicated for the female mind he should have asked you what is your food specialties

 

[BebsiBolice]

It's probably because you're stuck up and won't give the Farah a chance.

Then again I won't lie, most of us are either a) miskiin dudes with no confidence b) shady guys who sell and take drugs c) mosque youth with Hardline opinions

Anyway take it from me, if you want Farah's to step up you Gotta help us out. Don't play us at our own game and make shit awkward. Take a bit of control and see how he reacts. You'll come to know Somali boys are funny af, they just need a bit of opening up to and need to be in their comfort zones.

That's the problem. There's literally only 3 type of Somali guys.
1. The maskiin
2. The icyal suuc
3. The Mosque guy,who has no ambitions except to know every hadeeth in the world.

LOL Yeah I am stuck up, but that's because aboo told me to keep head high.

 

[BebsiBolice]

Weather is probably to complicated for the female mind he should have asked you what is your food specialties

Yeah because us Somali women only know basto iyo bariis while yall Somali men only know how to kill each other.

 

[Kid]

MSN messenger was where I started my internet career. 2000-2012, nigga started at age 9 with girls from my class then I moved up to older chicks from around town then I went to the garoob crew when I hit 14-15 and made a Somaliland chick fall in love with me.

I was a hunter I only stopped cause they shut it down 2012 for skype f*ck Microsoft, RIP MSN, it was where I saw my first breasts wallahi. I tried FB and all these other platforms but shit ain't the same!

 

[BebsiBolice]

MSN messenger was where I started my internet career. 2000-2012, nigga started at age 9 with girls from my class then I moved up to older chicks from around town then I went to the garoob crew when I hit 14-15 and made a Somaliland chick fall in love with me.

I was a hunter I only stopped cause they shut it down 2012 for skype f*ck Microsoft, RIP MSN, it was where I saw my first breasts wallahi. I tried FB and all these other platforms but shit ain't the same!

Could have just looked at your own.

 

[John Michael]

MSN messenger was where I started my internet career. 2000-2012, nigga started at age 9 with girls from my class then I moved up to older chicks from around town then I went to the garoob crew when I hit 14-15 and made a Somaliland chick fall in love with me.

I was a hunter I only stopped cause they shut it down 2012 for skype f*ck Microsoft, RIP MSN, it was where I saw my first breasts wallahi. I tried FB and all these other platforms but shit ain't the same!

Garoobs as a preteen. Ya salaam

 

[Kid]

Could have just looked at your own.

 

[Kid]

Garoobs as a preteen. Ya salaam

They didnt know I was a teen

 

[Freebandz]

Yeah because us Somali women only know basto iyo bariis while yall Somali men only know how to kill each other.

Exactly the average female mind is simple

 

[John Michael]

Exactly the average female mind is simple

This simple female outwitted you, and made you post your picture sxb! What does that say about you.