Pillow talk

[Phillip]

Call me ladies 281-330-8004

 

[Mckenzie]

MSN messenger was where I started my internet career. 2000-2012, nigga started at age 9 with girls from my class then I moved up to older chicks from around town then I went to the garoob crew when I hit 14-15 and made a Somaliland chick fall in love with me.

I was a hunter I only stopped cause they shut it down 2012 for skype f*ck Microsoft, RIP MSN, it was where I saw my first breasts wallahi. I tried FB and all these other platforms but shit ain't the same!

Before the Fb days it was enough to fall in love with a chick online without ever having seen her face. Once got to know a girl for months and felt like we knew each other our whole lives. Girl would be saying she dreamt about me and all that malarkey. One day had the courage to go on web cam in some Internet cafe and we both looked at each other like we catfished each other.

Never saw each other again. I can't tell who was more disappointed to be honest.

 

[BebsiBolice]

Call me ladies 218-330-8004

with a name like Phillip HELL NO! Baaax ajanib.

 

[Freebandz]

This simple female outwitted you, and made you post your picture sxb! What does that say about you.

Am man of principles who keep his word unfortunately I fell victim to your lies

 

[BebsiBolice]

Am man of principles who keep his word unfortunately I fell victim to your lies

Please send me a pic of you

 

[Freebandz]

Please send me a pic of you

No

 

[Phillip]

with a name like Phillip HELL NO! Baaax ajanib.

Looooooooool Who? Mike Jones Who? Mike Jones

 

[Kid]

Before the Fb days it was enough to fall in love with a chick online without ever having seen her face. Once got to know a girl for months and felt like we knew each other our whole lives. Girl would be saying she dreamt about me and all that malarkey. One day had the courage to go on web cam in some Internet cafe and we both looked at each other like we catfished each other.

Never saw each other again. I can't tell who was more disappointed to be honest.

Dude I feel your pain times were easier back then. I liked this chick but she was older than me and I had to lie about my age cause we clicked so well, we knew each others feelings from how we typed shit was on another level , till one day I had enough and couldn't lie any more so I told her my account was hacked and I am the real owner the person she spoke to earlier was the hacker safe to say she didn't buy it and started trashing me, I was so hurt then she started calling me a faqash cause I wasn't from Somaliland like I claimed I am 16 wtf do I know about Somaliland so I took the ultimate revenge and opened Paint edited f*ck somaliland on the flag and made it my avatar but she kept coming back after I blocked her to trash me some more, she almost murdered my MSN career I had to make a new email

 

[canjeeroiyoshah]

How times have changed MSN use to be so live the group convos everything. If you live in Toronto and didn't use MSN during 2004-2007 you didn't have a life.

@Mckenzie The long convos till 5/6am in the morning was normal back in high school. Those days are over though you can just whatsapp me I don't have time.

 

[canjeeroiyoshah]

Who remembers abusing Lol? Instead it use to be LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

I missed those days roast sessions with everyone in one convo. I use to be somebody now I'm an adult life is not the same.

 

[Gambit]

Haha fun times! We'd invite some of the random guys we had on msn to our chats and start sending for niggas! They'd invite their boys it, was full on abuse. Didn't really fucks with the spitting game to random girls though.

 

[DeMoN]

Oh them MSN days.

When you're talking to your crash and somehow shaytan gives false hope and you type something creepy af like "I love you" then blame it on your imaginary friend.
Me: Oops sorry that was my mate.
Her: lol tis OK.....
Me: yeah he does this all the time..
Her: OK gn...
Me: I love youuuuu...oops that was him again

 

[Bahal]

When I was 13 I had like a hunnid females on da MSN messenger mostly from the UK



I got a lot dem from somnet chat



Always ended wit da same line yo Im really feelin you but i gots to go lemme get dat email



They was hella thirsty

 

[Kid]

When I was 13 I had like a hunnid females on da MSN messenger mostly from the UK



I got a lot dem from somnet chat



Always ended wit da same line yo Im really feelin you but i gots to go lemme get dat email



They was hella thirsty

UK chicks love the taste of freedom, waiting on a brudda to free them from their 1 bed room apartment.

 

[madamelioness]

13? Soo young, too young.

 

[Mckenzie]

I use to troll group chats pretending to be one crazy adeer threatening to tell their parents for their promiscuity maantoo dhan waxaan ku waday War hadaana ku Akrin abahaa ayaan mafrashka kala hadlaa

 

[Tramo]

used to have the msn game on lock subxanallah . I remember this one time I used to shukansi this one friend of a friend of a friend on the phone who lived halfway across the city that I met on msn for months until she finally put up a d/p and I don't think I've ever been more disappointed in my life

but ur pimp game wasn't strong unless u had a black planet account back in the day. i really wish I could view my page, with all those corny dial up bling gifs and shit . my intro was prolly something like "ay this your boy tramo, i like to do big thangs u already kno how I do. ladies hit me up if u wanna mess with a real nigga"

I was no more than 13

 

[Figo]

MSN, Tagged, Hi5, MySpace man ain't nothing like the good old days.

 

[Racer]

too much memories

 

[Figo]

When I was 13 I had like a hunnid females on da MSN messenger mostly from the UK



I got a lot dem from somnet chat



Always ended wit da same line yo Im really feelin you but i gots to go lemme get dat email



They was hella thirsty