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[SuldaankaDadka]

My roommate is a dyke she is heavy set and wears the same shirt size as me. That day I needed an extra shirt since a lot of my clothes were being washed at the laundry mat by my roommate. She gave me one of hers. It was her pro lgbt shirt. I took it and wore it casually. When her boyfriend walked in Be didn’t throw any anger towards me cause he did notice my shirt. Instead of yelling at her for being at me he stumbled for a few seconds and yelled at her for not answering his calls


I didn’t know @Starscream ’s sister was in the special Olympics. How she won any medals yet. Wow She seems more successful than him.

Walaahi y’all mofos are some story tellers

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

My roommate is a dyke she is heavy set and wears the same shirt size as me. That day I needed an extra shirt since a lot of my clothes were being washed at the laundry mat by my roommate. She gave me one of hers. It was her pro lgbt shirt. I took it and wore it casually. When her boyfriend walked in He didn’t throw any anger towards me cause he did notice my shirt. Instead of yelling at her for being at me he stumbled for a few seconds and yelled at her for not answering his calls


I didn’t know @Starscream ’s sister was in the special Olympics. Has she won any medals yet. Wow She seems more successful than him.

Is that why Basra kept suggesting for you to come out of the closet, was she mistaking you with your dyke roommate? Speaking of dykes @Steamdevolopment is heart broken because her rich, butch lesbian girlfriend broke up with her, poor steamy thought she was an African significant other and decided to invite her cousins from Africa, her and her cousins were kicked out by the butch lesbian, she's now nursing her heart by drinking and eating like a Viking.

@Starscream is the bad boy you never wanted but somehow ended up being with him because he cries with you when you're in your period.(tmi) meh

 

[Bernie Madoff]

Here's mine. I have a cold so its a bit muffled sounding

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You sound like lois griffin from family guy

 

[Jake from State Farm]

Is that why Basra kept suggesting for you to come out of the closet, was she mistaking you with your dyke roommate? Speaking of dykes @Steamdevolopment is heart broken because her rich, butch lesbian girlfriend broke up with her, poor steamy thought she was an African significant other and decided to invite her cousins from Africa, her and her cousins were kicked out by the butch lesbian, she's now nursing her heart by drinking and eating like a Viking.

@Starscream is the bad boy you never wanted but somehow ended up being with him because he cries with you when you're in your period.(tmi) meh

Yea the shirt has caused everyone to question me. But I know I’m straight and my sexuality isn’t fragile. I just have to curve a lot of gay men. @Steamdevolopment i heard almost recently died from alcohol poisoning. Poor girl became a drunk after the break up. On my trip to Sweden I ran into her asking random women then “why Jennifer, why did you leave me!!!”. It was a poor sight. When she noticed me she tried to hassle me for money. I ended up giving her $5 just so she can buy herself a mchicksn meal from McDonalds

@Starscream jusfbcomes to my crib and plays FIFA whenever he is upset. He furiously walks back in forth in my living room. He would sit down in a small corner of the house just to think about his ex.
Recently he has been feeling with a baby mother issue. Turns out the child support he was paying for Wasn’t necessary because the kid wasn’t even his.

 

[VixR]

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@AussieHustler @RICH

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[Geeljire lotus]

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Your voice sexy asf lool sounds like a video game character from resident evil

 

[Abdalla]

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20 pages man.....didn’t think it was possible
@Abdalla @Sheikh @YourBroMoe

@sigmund really came through like Chris Paul with the assist. I have to wife her now at this point. Sig how many camels do you want

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Waryaaa, you live in Germany or the Netherlands?! I always thought you were American-Somali, I lowkey thought you sounded like a Tyrone but you're like me tainted with a little European cadaan in you.

Edit: I just saw that you are 45, mashaAllah adeero. I am sorry for my behaviour, waan ka xumahay

I wanted to play reversed psychology but these es left me hanging

 

[Noble-Cushite]

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Are you really somali??? I am getting suspicious, sxb you sound like a white high school English teacher or a female heroine in a superhero movie.

 

[Jake from State Farm]

Your voice sexy asf lool sounds like a video game character from resident evil

Warya Tay K I’m expecting a video clip

 

[Muji]

If you all pay me I will join in

 

[Noble-Cushite]

If you all pay me I will join in

How much saxhib I only have 5 dollars in my saving account i hope that is enough

 

[Muji]

How much saxhib I only have 5 dollars in my saving account i hope that is enough

Start the gofundme. You’re five dollars along with the five dollars from the other 30 users who are regulars would see me a nice paycheck.

 

[Saalax Bidaar]

People write so mean but all sound so sweet specially the girls Mashalah

 

[Factz]

Fam I’m expecting factz to sound like that

Or atleast like a wwe wrestler.

He said he was Buff. When I think of buff I think of wwe.

@Factz

People say I have a very manly, masculine and sexy voice.

I might record my voice later.

 

[Ape]

Most of the people here sound like cadaans. Like wtf? Us brits retain our somali accents. But i apparently sound european.

 

[VixR]

Your voice sexy asf lool sounds like a video game character from resident evil

Are you really somali??? I am getting suspicious, sxb you sound like a white high school English teacher or a female heroine in a superhero movie.

Superheroes and cartoon characters?

Idk what to think of that but if there’s a dime to be made, from your lips to Hollywood’s ears

 

[TheMadMullah]

I just realized i have the deepest voice so far

Alot of sissy boys

 

[Badeed]

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[Muji]

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How do you go from a Liverpool accent in the beginning to a London?

 

[Badeed]

How do you go from a Liverpool accent in the beginning to a London?

it was on purpose Liverpool-american-australia-london