Post your voice. Catfishes exposed

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Blade1

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Jerome in the house said:
29 pages and you’re the only one that has said that.

It’s probably just you.

No one has said that to me ever in person. So it’s most likely you.

And lol what’s do you think of my af Somali
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Your af somali makes me more sure your not a Somali walaal I mean my somali is bad but you sound like my Asian friend speaking Somali. No she's better than you
Im not being mean but not only do you sound gay but you sound like the submissive gay one in the relationship Fix up walaal I want the best for you
 
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Reiko said:
Well @Starscream also confirmed it and said you even tried to hire some white chick named Tracy to practice kissing with until Tracy's ex bf who's in the marines heard and put a stop to it.
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Jerome in the house said:
First off her name was Cristina. And We were studying anatomy together. After an hour her boyfriend called and started arguing with her.

He said on the phone “ are you cheating on me again” really loud. Once I heard that I decided it was best I leave but Cristina wanted me to stay. An hour later her bf pulled up and they just started arguing. I felt uncomfortable and left

I saw @Starscream outside in the parking lot paying a 300lb linebacker built prostitute for sex. I didn’t know he liked big girls
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Reiko said:
I heard you pretended to be gay in order for her boyfriend not to punch you, he initially thought she was with some guy.

First of all how rude of you that was @Starscream mentally delayed sister who was coming from gymnastic practice for the special olympics.
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Jerome in the house said:
My roommate is a dyke she is heavy set and wears the same shirt size as me. That day I needed an extra shirt since a lot of my clothes were being washed at the laundry mat by my roommate. She gave me one of hers. It was her pro lgbt shirt. I took it and wore it casually. When her boyfriend walked in He didn’t throw any anger towards me cause he did notice my shirt. Instead of yelling at her for being at me he stumbled for a few seconds and yelled at her for not answering his calls


I didn’t know @Starscream ’s sister was in the special Olympics. Has she won any medals yet. Wow She seems more successful than him.
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Reiko said:
Is that why Basra kept suggesting for you to come out of the closet, was she mistaking you with your dyke roommate? Speaking of dykes @Steamdevolopment is heart broken because her rich, butch lesbian girlfriend broke up with her, poor steamy thought she was an African significant other and decided to invite her cousins from Africa, her and her cousins were kicked out by the butch lesbian, she's now nursing her heart by drinking and eating like a Viking.

@Starscream is the bad boy you never wanted but somehow ended up being with him because he cries with you when you're in your period.(tmi) meh
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Jerome in the house said:
Yea the shirt has caused everyone to question me. But I know I’m straight and my sexuality isn’t fragile. I just have to curve a lot of gay men. @Steamdevolopment i heard almost recently died from alcohol poisoning. Poor girl became a drunk after the break up. On my trip to Sweden I ran into her asking random women then “why Jennifer, why did you leave me!!!”. It was a poor sight. When she noticed me she tried to hassle me for money. I ended up giving her $5 just so she can buy herself a mchicksn meal from McDonalds

@Starscream jusfbcomes to my crib and plays FIFA whenever he is upset. He furiously walks back in forth in my living room. He would sit down in a small corner of the house just to think about his ex.
Recently he has been feeling with a baby mother issue. Turns out the child support he was paying for Wasn’t necessary because the kid wasn’t even his.
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What I discovered on here is that most British females have manly voice and also have a lisp:gucciwhat: of course there exceptions like the girl from Liverpool
 
Blade1

Blade1

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government said:
What I discovered on here is that most British females have manly voice and also have a lisp:gucciwhat: of course there exceptions like the girl from Liverpool
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LOOL is that why I have a lisp it's the UKs fault. Lol but the ones from UK to be honest sound the most down to earth
 
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