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waraabe

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I will be honest, I don't mind presentations. I used to hate them so much but I don't mind them now. I guess it is because I have become much more confident as a person
 

Zuleikha

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I remember having a assignment due in the next day 12:00pm and presentation 2 hours after the deadline. I legit made up everything within an hour and my slides were a joke tbh. I was begging
to god to atleast give me a 40% but ended up getting obove that.

My whole undergraduate studies was a joke runti there wasn't any assignment that I didn't pull an all nighter.
 

Bernie Madoff

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Lmaooooo i remember back in first year of uni.. My prof would always tell us when you get nervous when doing a presentation just picture everyone naked.:ftw9nwa:
 

Apollo

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Phenibut = kills presentation anxiety. Take it before a presentation. It is available on the open market, not a prescription med.

Soviet astronauts were required to take it before missions. It works well.
 

AceofSom

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It happened to me in my first year at Uni, I was sweating profusely kkkkkk...wallahi my shirt whole was dripping with sweat cos I was so nerve, i was wearing a business shirt too, and man it looked like i got back from a 10k run :meleshame:...luckly everyone was cool, they noticed I was nerves.

I once had to give a boardroom presentation at work, place was tense at hell...all these old cadaan guys staring at you........I nearly messed up....I couldn't even remember how i pulled through. I had a mental blank
 
Presentations are fun. Just take it easy and don't think to much. Just let it out like you were talking to a friend. You will be fine, and nobody cares if you f*ck up and say something dumb.

First year of high school we had a presentation for all the parents and i froze. My friend had to finish the presentation on his own. I couldn't say another world. Most embarrassing thing ever, 3 years of 2-3 presentations a week, i think i have got the handle on this now.
 

Abdalla

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I fucked up in my first year in high school. I totally froze, errbody was hiding their laughter :mjcry:

However, I learned from my mistake and since that unfortunate event I use to do every presentation in my group projects. Never read whole paragraphs, that's just lame. Don't memorise your whole essay as well, because you will definitely forget and if you forget you will freeze.

That said, I use to love when people froze during their presentation. That malicious delight :mjlaugh:
 
I'll feel sorry for you when you do it in a language you barely grasp. :bell:

Google translate can help you out only so far, Ain't no telling the amount thats been lost in translation.:mjcry:

I still gave my presentation with the same conviction of a sheikh tho :russsmug:
 
So I just finished my presentation it all went ok until the end, basically it was 5 minutes presentation and everyone basically was nervous I wasn't but I fucked up when I decided to read whole paragraph columns at the end and some students basically read the basics quickly and got done. My dumb ass tried to read whole essay and shtt and I almost froze but took big dip breathes and shht. Moral of the story I almost fucked up though I did f*ck up nothing like shaking but stuttering. My body gesture was on point I was facing the audience while others were down looking at the teacher computer.:icon lol:

Eventually I thought I fucked up but some dude at the end and couple before him were null&froze. :icon lol:

Have you ever fucked up presentation or close to loosing it?:zhqjlmx:


Next time pretend that audience is all naked
 

Sixth

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Being a chronic procrastinator I left my 3D animation project for the last week instead of starting it 6 weeks earlier like everyone else, I stayed up the last two days to add finishing touches to it and what not only to be told that I had a presentation booked an hour after. I had like 80 screenshots of the design so I cleverly put them all into slides as groups of four, I figured all I needed to to was go into depth with them all and showcase my five minute animation at the end. Shit was supposed to be easy as pie somaha, but then I walked into the room and died when I saw 40 students just sitting there. Wallahi it was like I was set up, I wasn't ready for this. Thought it was just my class only, geraara here mayne.

:francis: I crack some jokes before starting my presentation (which is a joke itself, I did it in 20 mins)

:kanyehmm: Lecturer starts roasting me on my slides that are pretty much composed up of screenshots

:mjcry: I start my shit and halfway when my bullshitting declines my boy bursts out with laughter

:kendrickcry: I join in cause I know what he's laughing about

:jcoleno: I keep laughing like wax waalan cause I didn't sleep for like two days straight

:ohlord: I had to start again, I had some points deducted but I managed to wing it

:kanyeshrug: The animation spoke for itself though, shit was lit
 

Bahal

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Does anybody else go on autopilot and have a legit out of body experience where you're watching yourself ramble on about God knows what

:damedamn:
 

Hatredfree

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I fucked up in my first year in high school. I totally froze, errbody was hiding their laughter :mjcry:

However, I learned from my mistake and since that unfortunate event I use to do every presentation in my group projects. Never read whole paragraphs, that's just lame. Don't memorise your whole essay as well, because you will definitely forget and if you forget you will freeze.

That said, I use to love when people froze during their presentation. That malicious delight :mjlaugh:


I'm not gonna lie when the last fella choked I felt good.

I don't know about some of you, but doing a presentation gives me an adrenaline rush especially if its is big audience. I love it , probably due to me nature of being a show off.

I love standing in front sounding like an enthusiastic wise crack:icon lol:. Hey do some of ya''ll have a habit of talking with your hands they way that i do?

Nah man I just use my hands when am clicking to the next slide that about it.

Lmaooooo i remember back in first year of uni.. My prof would always tell us when you get nervous when doing a presentation just picture everyone naked.:ftw9nwa:

Lmfao that's is futile.


Phenibut = kills presentation anxiety. Take it before a presentation. It is available on the open market, not a prescription med.

Soviet astronauts were required to take it before missions. It works well.

I'm not in the stage of needing drugs to present presentation man.
 
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