Puntland Gets Recognised Before Somaliland LOLOLOL

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Gibiin-Udug

Crowned Queen of Puntland. Supporter of PuntExit
Soon Trump will be recognizing our exotic Country.


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Abdalla

Medical specialist in diagnosing Majeerteentitis
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I am sending flowers to the Sri Lankan embassy on behalf or the Dutch Puntites.
 

SuldaanGuled

Rag waa shaah dumarna waa sheeko.
Horumarka reer puntites

:rejoice::rejoice::rejoice:

ictiraaf faaido male so ma ahaan fellow gobolists ala reer SL ya uu sheega
:gaasdrink::gaasdrink:
 
1) It's good that Sri Lankans are recognising Puntland. Maybe they will start to pay child support for all the harti women they impregnated during the colonial days.:hillarybiz:

2) Why do Buuqlanders always measure themselves against Somaliland? To us, y'all are irrelevant. To you, we are what you secretly aspire to be, even though you won't admit it in public.:mjlol:
 
1) It's good that Sri Lankans are recognising Puntland. Maybe they will start to pay child support for all the harti women they impregnated during the colonial days.:hillarybiz:

2) Why do Buuqlanders always measure themselves against Somaliland? To us, y'all are irrelevant. To you, we are what you secretly aspire to be, even though you won't admit it in public.:mjlol:

Lol Puntland does not aspire to be an unrecognised country. :trumpsmirk:
 

Arma

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These Samosa kids are soo emotional. I guess that's the result of not having a father in their lives and being raised by and named after the Habr they came out of.
 

Cotton Eyed Joe

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1) It's good that Sri Lankans are recognising Puntland. Maybe they will start to pay child support for all the harti women they impregnated during the colonial days.:hillarybiz:

2) Why do Buuqlanders always measure themselves against Somaliland? To us, y'all are irrelevant. To you, we are what you secretly aspire to be, even though you won't admit it in public.:mjlol:
Nobody wants to aspire to be khat induced non existent corrupt orphan money stealing tribal parties self sabotaging 79% youth unemployed drought stricken 80% livestock parishes half a billion dollar khat industry immoral fat ass First Lady ass nana entity. :Sutehja: This is Puntland, Cape of Spices.
 
Nobody wants to aspire to be khat induced non existent corrupt orphan money stealing tribal parties self sabotaging 79% youth unemployed drought stricken 80% livestock parishes half a billion dollar khat industry immoral fat ass First Lady ass nana entity. :Sutehja: This is Puntland, Cape of Spices.

Because Puntland doesn't have droughts, qat, unemployment etc? Is that why you have the highest number of terrorists and pirates outside of Xamar.

I can see why your youth unemployment is so low, because they're all working for ISIS and Captain Jack Sparrow.:mjlol:
 

Arma

GRAND Wizard of MJ SIXIIR
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Lol Puntland does not aspire to be an unrecognised country. :trumpsmirk:

Puntland is and will forever be part of Somalia. Its only a laud few who call for an "Independent" Puntland. Why should we leave? We MJs know how and are great at the Somali Game of Thrones. Plus we also have a very large stake in the deep south, with a large presence in Kismayo and its surrounding areas. Alhamdulillah, MJs are very blessed, we're everywhere, and not just limited to our ancestral clan lands.

Suck on that Samosa boys.
 

Cotton Eyed Joe

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Because Puntland doesn't have droughts, way, unemployment etc? Is that why you have the highest number of terrorists and pirates outside of Xamar.

I can see why your youth unemployment is so low, because they're all working for ISIS and Captain Jack Sparrow.:mjlol:
Actually youth unemployment is lower in PL and khat doesn't have the same affect on society. Our first couple don't steal from orphans either. It's a low bar, even with our problems they manage at least that. Don't delude yourself your ceeb is out there for the world to see at least we acknowledge ours.
 
Actually youth unemployment is lower in PL and khat doesn't have the same affect on society. Our first couple don't steal from orphans either. It's a low bar, even with our problems they manage at least that. Don't delude yourself your ceeb is out there for the world to see at least we acknowledge ours.

Stealing from orphans? That's like 99.9% of Somali politicians. Gaas can't even pay his own troops, he's stealing from Puntland's meager resources. Come to me with something specific to Somaliland. Qat and moonshine liquor is a huge problem in Puntland as well. I don't know why Somaliland is always accused of it, I can chew more qat in Bosaso and Xamar than I can in Hargeisa.

Also, this is banter. Don't bring orphans in to a joke thread.:ufdup:
 
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