yaab do you have a squeaky voice? Start smoking, deepens your voice a little. I have a pretty deep voice, made kids cry before.I will be the spokesperson for it in the west as @Cognitivedissonance has encouraged me, after hearing my glass-shattering voice. Question - will I be paid for my speaking engagement or is all pro-bono?
. Probably due to smoking.
yaab do you have a squeaky voice? Start smoking, deepens your voice a little. I have a pretty deep voice, made kids cry before.
yaaab you sound like your vocal cords had oral sex with ash abdis feet.
yaaab you sound like your vocal cords had oral sex with ash abdis feet.
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Deeply disturbing imagery.
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Perfect. Sounding like an sjw liberal arts university student that comes from an upper class family screaming about inequality.
Back home, brothers have made a beeline for the gym. Why?To devise a plan of attack for sharci. Target audience - Western Xalimos. Competition - Western Faraxs. Local guys have found a ch*nk in the armor of their competition. Western Faraxs suffer from a little something called muscle atrophy. The kind where you've been bandaged for months and immobile.
I love Faraxs for their petite frames. It's kind of cute when we're both lanky. Thing is most ladies want something toned to grab on to, that's a bit more strapping.
Do western Faraxs have reason to be afraid? I mean it will start off with some harmless physical activity but could escalate. They'll start becoming more fashion conscious. Then, master conversational English, read up on Pop Culture, Philosophy, Metaphysics, Geopolitics, and Technology. Soon no one will be checking for diaspora guys especially reer calool buraan iyo baasto legged or their aabos @Bidaar Wanagsan.
What are your thoughts? Yay or Nay.
These Western Faraxs have been stealing women from the guys back home to the point their holding up signage begging for marriage. They need to enact their revenge.
The usual culprits:
@Inquisitive_ @Cognitivedissonance
I haven't seen any chicks marry or consider these untouchables. It's only the sob stories.
Back home, brothers have made a beeline for the gym. Why?
I love Faraxs for their petite frames. It's kind of cute when we're both lanky. Thing is most ladies want something toned to grab on to, that's a bit more strapping.
Do western Faraxs have reason to be afraid? I mean it will start off with some harmless physical activity but could escalate. They'll start becoming more fashion conscious. Then, master conversational English, read up on Pop Culture, Philosophy, Metaphysics, Geopolitics, and Technology. Soon no one will be checking for diaspora guys especially reer calool buraan iyo baasto legged or their aabos @Bidaar Wanagsan.
What are your thoughts? Yay or Nay.
These Western Faraxs have been stealing women from the guys back home to the point their holding up signage begging for marriage. They need to enact their revenge.
The usual culprits:
@Inquisitive_ @Cognitivedissonance
I wouldn't mind teaching him lol I actually think it's kinda cute 
VixR is right, I have noticed the same thing. If you have kids don't live in a neighborhood with many Somalis, and stay away from ceydh, section 8 and all the other welfare programs. You will be a good example for your kids. Walaahi I have seen so many times, a girl will get married and after the first baby move to another state just to get section 8
How many FOBs work two jobs? FOBs spent most of their lives being on the receiving end of things. And many low-income non-FOB Somali families are equally content with being perpetually in 'ceydh'. Hard work isn't in their vocabulary.
but then my scope is limited
As long as he's a good dad and respectful I would marry a fob
On a side note is this what hargesia has to offer
@Zailah @Saar @Jjero @yasmin lan @Merca
Girls forget Toronto....we need to make a trip up north
A lot of the girls were passing them up.
Thankfully, there is a market for openminded sisters. I was thinking of opening up a charm school back home. @Reiko remarked that they didn't know much about style, fine dining and etiquette. I'd like to teach them so they can blossom into fine, dapper and sensitive Faraxs with ambition. I'm prepared to work with them and unleash my minions unto the world. I will eventually try to rehabilitate dhaqan celis, too. 
They will be a more refined buffer version of this:
I can tell you have the mind of a visionary. I'm thinking a rainbow of possibilities.
For the masjiid and the gym.
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A purpose abaayo wallahi us females are xaasiid instead of helping our fob brothers they'd rather marry losers 
there is a whole untouched market waiting for us ladies. If only many had our mindset they would realize after the gym we would dress these brothers up looking 
sheik in the streets and freak in the sheets 
enhance fob Farrah
Hmm I never thought you were the revisionary type sophisticate
I assumed you'd rather lock yourself away but let me say this I like your idea
Why run after western Abdi/Tyrone/roger when you can
Women love a do it yourself project. Thing is, we'll make sure they come partially assembled - with training. The goal is to make them so appetizing all women won't be able to keep their eyes off of them. 
We'll do our job to rebrand the Somali name - home and abroad. I consider it a duty to my people. We should be greedy though, as other women might want a Somali mail-order groom. They are Africa's best-kept secret.
We need FSD (Farax Self Destruct) button, to protect our investment
@sophisticate @Lola_Vonroe
What happens if Xalimo inkarqabto steals him after we do all the hard work
Niggas are getting chipped. Think 'Stepford Wives' but à la Farax.
Shuun, that's why we need you around. I hadn't thought of that.
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You know there are always those Xaasid xalimos, even married guys with kids are not safe these days.
Since women will always be hunted. There's no need to play second fiddle, trio or quartet.
@sophisticate @Lola_Vonroe
What happens if Xalimo inkarqabto steals him after we do all the hard work
I didn't think of that
As long as he's a good dad and respectful I would marry a fob
On a side note is this what hargesia has to offer
@Zailah @Saar @Jjero @yasmin lan @Merca
Girls forget Toronto....we need to make a trip up north
I promised myself I’d never marry a Somali guy seeing how much they’ve ruined all the girls lives I know but if things don’t work out with abu Tyrone and abu cole sprouse maybe I’d take a trip to hargeisa 
Shuun, that's why we need you around. I hadn't thought of that.
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